Martha Stewart Is Cutting Bitches

Martha Stewart has a drone, so right off the bat, you don’t fuck with that. She’s also done time, so before you think you can just waltz into her territory with your macrobiotic cranberry sauce and free-range giblet gravy served in authentic ancient Mayan finger bowls, know that vengeance is best served with a nice savory quiche and a side-eye reduction sauce. Page Six reports:

Martha Stewart says Goop founder Gwyneth Paltrow should shut up and stick to acting.
She just needs to be quiet. She’s a movie star. If she were confident in her acting, she wouldn’t be trying to be Martha Stewart,” the domestic doyenne snipped to Net-a-Porter’s Porter magazine.
And, after Blake Lively started her own lifestyle site, Preserve, Stewart admits the “Gossip Girl” star had come to her for advice — but sidesteps making a judgment and leaves it to her senior vice president, Kevin Sharkey, who says of Lively: “I don’t get the sense she’s credible. She’s enthusiastic, but she’s not credible.”

Keep in mind, Martha Stewart personally planned Blake Lively’s wedding, yet still went, “I can’t be connected to this one,” and handed the gun to a lackey to deal with an encroachment on her turf. The writer who slipped that part in is probably dead now. Or not getting a lovely, handmade Christmas card, but Martha doesn’t seem the type to go nuclear. She’s too careful, too calculated…

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