Martha Stewart Has A Drone

Martha Stewart made assloads of headlines earlier in the week by calling Blake Lively’s website “stupid,”, yet hardly anybody’s paying attention to the love letter Martha Stewart wrote to her drone in Time magazine. Yup, that’s right. Martha Stewart has a drone. A fucking drone. And not only does she have a drone, she practically wants to marry it:

In just a few minutes I was hooked. In near silence, the drone rose, hovered, and dove, silently and surreptitiously photographing us and the landscape around us. The photos and video were stunning. By assuming unusual vantage points, the drone allowed me to “see” so much more of my surroundings than usual. The view I was “seeing” on my iPad with the help of the drone would have otherwise been impossible without the use of a private plane, helicopter, or balloon. With any of those vehicles, I would have needed a telephoto lens, and all of them would have made an unacceptable commotion on the beach. What’s more, I would not have been in the photos!

While Martha is fully aware of the controversy surrounding drones, hers takes such lovely photos of the cutting gardens, so maybe its time to talk about why your child’s school would be the perfect spot for a new horse paddock. She understands there was some unfortunate business there. What was it? A missile strike? Awful, just awful. Who would do such a thing? Now, if you’ll just look at these plans she drew up…

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