Marlon Wayans is sassy
Despite the fact he starred in G.I. Joe and should be cast into the sea to spend his days in the belly of a whale, Marlon Wayans found himself the target of the paparazzi last night where he fired sassy quips at them that I could never pull off considering I make Kenny Rogers look like goddamn Lil Jon. No, really, I tried to do Lance Reddick’s badass walk the other day and Barack Obama personally offered to whoop my honky ass. True story.
WARNING: Language is NSFW.