Marla Maples auditions for ‘Baywatch: Special Cartwheels Unit’

44? Wow. She must live a really clean life.

Fish, why don’t you just keep your mouth shut about women’s ages? You must have a fear of aging that you project only on to the women you post on here, not the guys. It’s offensive and stupid.

Randal,

We appreciate the way you eloquently elevate the worst that Hollywod has to offer. Your misconception that any of them actually hear you, care what you say, care what you think, or care who you are shows delusions of self importance that many other lonely people would love to enjoy. You can also pucker up to kiss ass pretty good and Marla would be happy to have you giving her the attention she’s starving to get. I’m sure you will be the first (and only) in line the next time she bends over.

Shame though, all this encouragement and support evaporates into nothingness and leaves everybody else groaning with despair every time they see another one of your polluting delusions of grandeur.

Still, you’re kissing ass good and I can find no fault in wanting to pretend they are your friends in real life. Top notch dude, top notch.

Randal’s Fan Club

I would love to suck her butt cheeks.

@33
“So sick of that look. and then they get mad if the guy says anything. there’s a TON of unhappy men married to FORMALLY hot chicks”

Did you mean to say “FORMERLY hot chicks”?

Ballbuster is right. You are a tool.

If the girl wants to do cartwheels let her do cartwheels

I ve hit that. Not bad. better 15 years ago.

Yes sir, I’d wreck the hell outta that……

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She’s alright, if you ignore the cankles

She’s hot and knows when to push herself away from the plate unlike fat pear shaped square ass Kim Kardaskank.

#33

I agree and I am 44 years old too and maintain a tight fit body. As I see all the overweight people at the beach of all ages, I feel so hot and sexy at the beach that I might do cart wheels today at the beach. It is also sad to see hot men go to pot as well.

Are these the new BAYWATCH-EPISODES about flat tyres?

She’s ballin’.

for veggie [#16]: WHAT??????

She looks phenomenal.

I’d pound her. However the clam must be rotten from “The Donald’s” red d*ck. I’ll pass.

I don’t think she is beautiful, check really healthy and beautiful single photos at the single club )))))) ++++Blackwhitemeet.com ++++(((((((. There are so many hot singles there.

She looks fantastic. Compare her to Mischa Barton with cellulite all down her legs..even right above the knee. Only the very elderly usually have that type of cellulite. Marla, meanwhile, is damn nearly flawless. What a body! And no nasty, hard as rock, stretch marked to hell lopsided fake boobs! Really beautiful body.

Damn it, even her feet are cute!

Madonna needs to see these photos, so she can see how an older woman can remain fit and attractive without descending into zero-body fat, weight-lifting freakishness.

she looks great! I know donald is looking at these pictures and he wants to deep sea dive in her again!

i think she can take away my 20 yr old virgnity if she wants. i love such mature woman. really sexy and hot. nevermind her elbows.

Wow, Trumps sloppy seconds not sloppy at all.