Marla Maples has quite the athletic build at the age of 44. But someone needs to tell her you can’t just cartwheel away the effects of time. Believe me I’ve tried. It cost me a coffee table, two ceiling fans and my neighbors threatened to call the cops if they ever see my “free-hanging pinto beans” again. I prefer “gargantuan avocados,” but in their defense, it was a tad chilly this morning.
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Dan | June 19, 2008 at 4:07 pm
Um, she looks pretty good.
Juliana | June 19, 2008 at 4:11 pm
she looks damn good.
Jen | June 19, 2008 at 4:11 pm
Totally – she looks hot for her age.
doosh | June 19, 2008 at 4:12 pm
She looks awesome…oooooooooooooh yeh!
Ceecee | June 19, 2008 at 4:12 pm
damn, i hope I look like that at 44!
Randal | June 19, 2008 at 4:14 pm
At 44, you are doing wonders that many women at your age Marla would love to be doing. You can also cartwheel pretty good and Baywatch would be happy to have you saving the younglings who get into trouble while playing in the water.
Shame though, that you’re only real popularity is because you were married to Donald Trump and your appearance at WWF WrestleMania VII in 1991.
Still, you’re looking good and I can find no fault in wanting to take care of yourself. Top notch girl, top notch.
Randal
http://www.funderoos.com | June 19, 2008 at 4:15 pm
she must have been a real looker before electricity!
Ted Kennedy's tumor | June 19, 2008 at 4:18 pm
I like to take atractive women for a drink and a drive. Marla is very hot, except she did that stupid show with K-Fed’s and some other tramp. What the hell was it called?
britney's weave | June 19, 2008 at 4:19 pm
not bad at all, especially her midsection. something about her face in pic five is giving me janice the muppet, though.
Cherry | June 19, 2008 at 4:26 pm
She looks good. However, I do not approve of the mismatched bikini.
Mick | June 19, 2008 at 4:26 pm
Great looking especialy for her age (not FOR her age).
Mick | June 19, 2008 at 4:27 pm
Great looking especially for her age (not FOR her age).
Anonymous | June 19, 2008 at 4:34 pm
Randal, why are you commenting on her, you’re a Tinkerbell.
The Fonz | June 19, 2008 at 4:35 pm
In pic 6 she has Madonna arms.
Still, milf milf milf milf milf milf.
paul | June 19, 2008 at 4:35 pm
I think she looks great, except her elbows!!! I HATE her elbows!!!! Damn them!!!! AAAAAGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!1111oneoneone
veggi | June 19, 2008 at 4:36 pm
She has a great body – exspecially for her age – and, not to mention any names or anything, she DOESN’T smell like n i g g e r urine.
dude_on_a_wire | June 19, 2008 at 4:36 pm
I would like to yank the strings with my teeth and then admit what a bad boy I am.
HeidiHo | June 19, 2008 at 4:37 pm
If this is the last pic of a chick today I am boycotting this site for a week.
I count at least 4 fuglies in a row.
Oh and if it ends with Kim LardASSssian, I am leaving for a month.
Jimbo | June 19, 2008 at 4:39 pm
Hell, I’d throw that old dog a bone – but only if she wears a Donald Trump wig.
Shit | June 19, 2008 at 4:42 pm
I want to slide my rape stick in to her over-plucked asshole.
Deacon Jones | June 19, 2008 at 4:45 pm
meh….doggy style only
what now? | June 19, 2008 at 5:05 pm
I cannot believe how good this biznatch is looking. I mean she’s damn near a butterface and from the neck up she’s a total dimadozen, but her body is impressive for any age let alone 44. She’s wearing a full face of makeup though, these pictures are so staged, but i gotta say she’s not stupid she knows a woman her age without makeup is not a kodak moment waiting to happen, it’s a tabloid hall of shame “stars without makeup” moment waiting to embarass your old ass.
But seriously fuck me, I better age this well (from the neck down, I expect much better for my baby face), my mom is her size, but a little more petite (more Heather Locklear). Well at least now we know where all of Trumps alimony and divorce settlement money went; nip and tuck and nip and TUCK! I am also highly impressed by the fact that she seems to have no fake boobage or at least very small ones and her bikini is cute too. Fuck this defeats all logic I thought she was fucking ugly as sin when she married old Trumpster and now she’s gotten better with age, there is only one possible explanation for this; Trump Cryogenically Froze the bitch (in her bikini, ouch that’s COLD, ahahaha) so she wouldn’t try to get more of his money and somehow she escaped and immediately headed to a salon to get her hideous 80′s bouffon welfair hair re-styled anbd then went straight to the beach because if you lookeed like you hadn’t aged a day in 10 years wear the fuck would you go?
The damn beaches bitches.
starship | June 19, 2008 at 5:16 pm
She looks great for her age.
Now… can you imagine britney at 44? ewwwwwwwwwwww.
don juan | June 19, 2008 at 5:16 pm
donald used to hit that? DAMNNNN…..
also, i want my meat stick with extra maples’ syrup…
and finally…
marla: i hate to see you go, but i love to watch you leave…
– 30 –
don juan | June 19, 2008 at 5:17 pm
donald used to hit that? DAMNNNN…..
also, i want my meat stick with extra maples’ syrup…
and finally…
marla: i hate to see you go, but i love to watch you leave…
– 30 –
don juan | June 19, 2008 at 5:17 pm
donald used to hit that? DAMNNNN…..
also, i want my meat stick with extra maples’ syrup…
and finally…
marla: i hate to see you go, but i love to watch you leave…
– 30 –
Ted Mosby | June 19, 2008 at 5:17 pm
I would hit that until I got the Trump out of her.
what now? | June 19, 2008 at 5:36 pm
#15. Agreed!
Ladies moisturize the shit out of your elbows, they are where the ugly aging begins and always keep your arms slightly bent from the back view elbows look way better bent plus when you let your arms just hang by your body you look ape-ish. Still her bod is damn impressive.
And Mr. Mosby you can never completely get the Trump out of anything, ask his daughter. It’s best for you to move on and keep looking she is not the mother of your children.
I Love Ivana ,the Czech, she escaped from the Commies | June 19, 2008 at 5:39 pm
Marla is just an old homewrecking slut. I’m glad she got what she deserved when The Donald dumped her.
I’m still wondering if The Donald would date their 13 year if she wasn’t his daughter, too.
ShizFaceDude | June 19, 2008 at 5:42 pm
older and still looks better than pam flanderson
Lola | June 19, 2008 at 5:45 pm
First and second pic are all “Look at me! I’m an attention whore!!!”, it’s sad in your twenties, it’s pathetic in your forties.
Miss Anthrope | June 19, 2008 at 6:19 pm
She looks amazing. And she was smart enough to get knocked up by a billionaire.
Anyway, it is refreshing to see a mom who hasn’t eaten herself into a dumpy, short-haired, mom jean wearing, fat slob (i.e. post #31)
You go Marla.
cliff | June 19, 2008 at 6:24 pm
it is refreshing to see a mom who hasn’t eaten herself into a dumpy, short-haired, mom jean wearing, fat slob
So sick of that look. and then they get mad if the guy says anything. there’s a TON of unhappy men married to FORMALLY hot chicks
wow | June 19, 2008 at 6:41 pm
She looks great!
Oh and Lola, why don’t you try supporting a fellow female for once in your pathetic life? All you do is come here and bitch, whine and complain while spewing your hatred and bitterness for chicks who always look better than you.
Here’s a tall glass of Shut.The.Fuck.Up.
Drink plenty. Go on! Yes, you can have seconds!
ballbuster | June 19, 2008 at 6:43 pm
#33 you must be married to one yourself. Oh, let me guess – you look just like David Beckham right?
Tool.
Zippy1 | June 19, 2008 at 6:50 pm
Full of milfy goodness!!!!!!
Very nice!!
Jake | June 19, 2008 at 7:19 pm
would love to taste her poon and bang it long time
STEVEN | June 19, 2008 at 7:28 pm
im still in love with her since day 1 along time ago!!!!!!!!!!!
Kate | June 19, 2008 at 7:28 pm
Wow she looks really hot, hell she looks better then a lot of women younger then her. And i disagree about her face, I think she has a pretty face and it looks normal for her age, not all plasticky and frozen.
b kennihas | June 19, 2008 at 7:34 pm
at least she looks “natural”
a big surprise
snarkymalarky | June 19, 2008 at 8:03 pm
HOLY CRAP! 44??? She looks amazing for 44! I want to know what the F she is doing! Plastic surgery or not, she looks amazing and you can see she really works at it. Her face is a bit ho-hum though;reminds me too much of Dina Hohan for some reason.
robot penis | June 19, 2008 at 8:23 pm
#41. Exactly, the face is Dina-ish which is totally vomit worthy(hate that bitch) I mean it’s not awful and ugly, but it’s quite cougarish and she is WAY too styled from the neck up, especially for the beach. The makeup should be way more natural and a little wave in the hair would make it more beach appropriate. The bod though is incredible, the only critique is she’s got some obvious cankles and she needs a more flatterig bkini top to keep ‘em round and perky looking (triangle tops are Not flattering, you want your boobs to look like triangles um NO), other than that she’s pretty damn amazing looking, but this site demands superficial nit picking so there you go. Plus the fact that Trump hit that has caused her value to depreciate tremndously, he has that affect on things.
CJ | June 19, 2008 at 8:43 pm
She’s aging nicely….and gracefully.
Dorito Man | June 19, 2008 at 8:56 pm
Agreed, she looks great. Amazingly good, actually. Good for her.
Dorito Man | June 19, 2008 at 8:56 pm
Agreed, she looks great. Amazingly good, actually. Good for her.
Hamper Lint | June 19, 2008 at 9:38 pm
She looks great !
bocephus | June 19, 2008 at 9:44 pm
I know that you have to post something, but this is taking it to a ludicrous level. She looks great. If you had told me that she was 30, I would have believed you. I know that you couldn’t have put this as a bikini spank piece, so you had to say something, but this whole piece just seems kind of “off”. Particularly you drawing attention to the cartwheel picture, in which she is looking her finest. It would have made more sense to draw attention to the picture where you can see her skin rippling ever-so-slightly; that is where superficial nit-picking is more acceptable. If I had a billion dollars, I’d hit it fo’ sho’.
alisa | June 19, 2008 at 10:33 pm
there NO WAY that is the way her body would look if she truly “aged gracefully”.. for those of you who said that….shes had work done nooooo doubt… but ohwell she looks amazing…. its crazy..
Famous Plastic | June 20, 2008 at 12:23 am
She look great for 44. Good for her for actually working hard for a nice body, rather then getting everything sucked and tucked by a plastic surgeon.
Bill Clinton | June 20, 2008 at 12:37 am
I’d like her to beat my balls with her stiletto heels!