New couple Marla Maples and Andy Baldwin took a page from the Heidi and Spencer book and posed for pictures on Laguna Beach. You might recognize Andy from ABC’s The Bachelor: Officer and a Gentleman and Marla from, well, Donald Trump’s bedroom. It should be noted that 31-year-old Andy is a Navy physician and was recently voted the best Bachelor ever. The guy can probably afford to be picky with the ladies, so what does he do? Dates 43-year-old Marla Maples. I’m no psychiatrist, but I’m pretty sure Andy has an Oedipal complex. That’s fancy talk for: Dude hates his penis.
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Together their IQ likely equals the length of his penis multiplied by her bra size divided by the sum of teeth veneers plus total BFI.
I’d pump her holes fulla fuck juice for sure!!!! Come on, you know 43 year old cougars do the DIIRRRRRRRRRRTIEST stuff under the sun… I’m talkin about the ball sucking and ass rimming diaries… Not to mention she prolly screams “fuck my 43 year old asshole” at the top of her ancient lungs!!!! Dude!!! Unbelievable.
Nick Nolte (52) is a smart man. I would most certainly stick my tongue into this woman’s asshole. That is all.
. Barack – April 4, 2008 2:47 PM
He has an extremely caucasian way of carrying himself on the beach.
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If I said this shit about black ppl there’d be an uproar of “you’re so racist”!!! Yea, as a white person I have to say, this dude acts like a stupid fucking cracker, but then again, so does Barack Obama…
I would like to sleep with both of them.. they’re looking so good, so sexy..
I totally support you # 15. # 28 can go fuck himself.
Women do not age better than men. Once we hit menopause the estrogen goes away and we dry out, essentially.
It is going to suck.
She looks good, why not? Big fat uglyold men with pot bellies can parade around with sexy girls half their age, but once an older ( and still very attractive) woman does it, it’s a big hullaballoo…
Should we women just commit suicide on our fortieth birthday? Wait…don’t answer that!!!
Fuck it.
He knows the secret; older women really know what they’re doing.
Like where to find the best deals on Metamucil.
#58,
Don’t DO IT aja!!!! I love 40 and 50 year-old women… more so than 20 and 30 year-old women. They’re more fun in the rack and at the dinner table.
i think iti is a ashton thing
Tessa was way better.
Say what you want, but I saw her in Santa Barbara last year and she looks A-mazing!!! If I look like that at 43, I can die happy. BTW – the daughter, ugh. Donald with blond hair, unfotch!
Wow, I guess he was lying about wanting children. This shows how truly superficial he is. He wants to date an old gold digger who ripped up a marriage and dated an old asshole. It’s funny how people can appear sincere on t.v. and then end up being gold digging fame whore douchebags. The bachelor show is so stupid because not one of those guys stayed with the girl they picked (except for that one guy who picked Mary, who ended in jail for beating him! WTF).
She looks terrific for someone of 43 yo.. Eat that Miss Bikini New York.
Janine I think The Bachelor is an amazing show. Each person is amazing. It’s amazing that you don’t see that. I think they are both amazing. Have an amazing weekend.
Great. Now global warming is f’ing with our pseudo-celebrity penises. NOW it’s time to do something.
OMG- she’s the hottest 42 yo you’ve posted yet.
I think they are a perfect couple. Less drama with older women (usually).
um 43…whatever… even more impressive
wonder why he still has pictures of tessa on his website. oh well, i still think he was the best bachelor of all time.
They look so happily!If you are single now,or if you are looking for your lover,I think you would come to “SeekingRich.com”.On “SeekingRich.com”,there are many beautiful girls and rich,handsome men,they want to find more friends,find their lover.On that website,they make friends each other.
What the..he is NOT hot. He looks like an asshole who is REALLY into himself. She looks nice..though I have no idea who she is, haha. NO, she looks really good for her age.
Picky and Proud: Wait, you are actually citing your internet service and tv as qualities worth boasting about, and which you believe entitle you to selectivity in a mate? Ummm … I guess we should interpret that as “a perfect body and no brain.”
OH HELL YEAH! i agree with the one who could pay to watch them have sex. Jesus, are they hot or what? They make me think of Barbie and Ken, finally ageing decently and properly. She is so cute still for her age, and he’s just a fuckin yummy hunk with a lot of money and goodies to spoil her all the way. Lucky bitch.
I hate how perfect celebrities can get sometimes.
She looks great to be 43..it is just that horrid 80′s Hair..that I am not fond of!
Does she not remind any one else of Dina Lohan (but with a better body of course)???
BTW, I went to high school with that guy Andy. Super prep.
All of the Baldwins are dead?!?!?
andy is gay, chill out. this is a publicity stunt for the secret talents of stars reality show. since marla didn’t have any talent, they are trying to make one fast.
I’d hit it.