Mark Wahlberg is a married man

August 2nd, 2009 // 42 Comments

Mark Wahlberg and his longtime girlfriend Rhea Durham tied the knot yesterday, according to People:

The couple, who have three children – Ella Rae, 5, Michael, 3, and 10-month-old Brendan Joseph – were married Saturday in an intimate and romantic ceremony attended by their children and about 12 close friends and family at Good Shepherd Catholic Church in Beverly Hills.
As for adding more children to their brood? “I’m the youngest of nine,” Wahlberg said, adding that the final count will be “however many Mom wants to have.”

In related news, Rhea Durham’s vagina was last seen jumping on the wing of a plane headed to Mexico…

Photos: Flynet
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  1. jj

    geez- that’s all you can get for being mark wahlberg? disappointing

  2. Ash Frog

    I guess ass long as he’s happy…

  3. Morley

    I wonder if she said hello to his mother.

  4. Tucker Jay

    She looks manly.

  5. Joe Klibbon

    $10 says their first dance was to “Good Vibrations” and Marky Mark dropped his pants in the middle of the song. What are the odds that NKOTB performed at the ceremony? I’ll bet Joey Mac played the bridal chorus on the skin flute.

  6. Congrats

    He’s fucking sexy, even more so now that he’s married. Lucky girl!

  7. rock on marky mark!

  8. maeby

    why isnt anyone saying anything about his freakishly tiny fat hands?

  9. #3 Ha!!! That was funny!!

  10. Don'tCallMeMarkyMark

    Don’t Call Me Marky Mark
    I’m Not Him Any More
    Don’t Call Me Marky Mark
    I’m just a two bit douchebag talentless humorless whore

  11. Mawky Mawk

    schwing it!

  12. Dave

    Why hasn’t anyone mentioned his towel-dried fuzz hair and his cheap suit? Put some product on your head, ferchrissakes.

  13. Aunt Jemima

    Hi Priest, I’m Mark Wahlberg. That’s a pretty collar you have there. I’m serious! We should do a movie together. Tell you mother I said hello!

  14. Upinya

    Where’s The Funky Bunch?

  15. you homos shut up

    He might be rich, but he’s still white trash from Southie

  16. Ananana

    She looks pregnant… Does he want to out-kid Mel Gibson?

  17. Sunny

    So what happens when the wife say’s, “Say hello to your mother for me,” Ha, ha, he’s such a whining little punk!

  18. Sunny

    So what happens when the wife say’s, “Say hello to your mother for me,” Ha, ha, he’s such a whining little punk!

  19. He's got the sausage tits!

    Ah whatever… good for them

  20. He's got the sausage tits!

    Ah whatever… good for them

  21. Mark

    Mark Wahlberg is an Asian-beating racist c**t! He personifies everything that’s wrong with America.

  22. Bert

    Not an attractive woman at all. She must give good head.

  23. Ein

    It has been ages ever since Kevin Bacon looked this good.

  24. michael jackson's brain

    Good for them, and their kids. I hope they’re happy. Marriage is not for the faint-hearted.

  25. Slut

    OMG!!!!

    (whisper)

    I think the bride might be pregnant.

    (whipper)

    SHOTGUN!!!!!

  26. @14 they were the caterer…

  27. Randal

    Marky Mark marries Tommy Lee

  28. RaraAvis

    Nothing says “romantic” like having your three rug rats at your wedding.

  29. Darth

    Congrats to the newlyweds!

  30. Jeffer

    Isn’t that the bitch off of planet of the apes? I didn’t see him toss her in the space pod when he flew away.

  31. He does have some serious midget hands.

  32. Wilber

    Hey, your a goat, I produce Entourage, say hello to your mother.

  33. amy

    He’s such a good catholic. – bbwdatingfriends.com

  34. Barks

    Is it just me or does he have stumpy fingers?

  35. Barks

    Is it just me or does he have stumpy fingers?

  36. Good for them and for their children. I hope they are happy. Marriage is not for the faint hearted.

  37. rheaisawhore

    Hahaha…. She’s just an ugly-ass, knocked-up WHORE! Oh well, Cheaper to keep her Mark!

    Now go get yourself some nice, tight, juicy, YOUNG BEAUTIFUL ASS!

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