Mark Wahlberg Really Doesn’t Get How Glass Works

“Hey, can I call you back? There’s terrorism happening. — How can I tell? *looks down* I have my ways…”

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Mark Wahlberg is once again on his balcony, only this time he’s in his underwear, but he doesn’t have his monocular, so I’m not really sure how he’s going to spot off-course airliners. Maybe he has to constantly appear nearly naked up there as part of a viral marketing campaign for Pain And Gain, or maybe he’s stupid enough to think that nobody can really seem him that far up. Who knows? The important thing is we all looked at Mark Wahlberg’s genitals together. As a family.

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