Mark Wahlberg Really Doesn’t Get How Glass Works

May 7th, 2012 // 53 Comments
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“Hey, can I call you back? There’s terrorism happening. — How can I tell? *looks down* I have my ways…”

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Mark Wahlberg is once again on his balcony, only this time he’s in his underwear, but he doesn’t have his monocular, so I’m not really sure how he’s going to spot off-course airliners. Maybe he has to constantly appear nearly naked up there as part of a viral marketing campaign for Pain And Gain, or maybe he’s stupid enough to think that nobody can really seem him that far up. Who knows? The important thing is we all looked at Mark Wahlberg’s genitals together. As a family.

Photo: Fame/Flynet, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Smapdi

    Uhm, the pattern here is first we saw him shirtless with another dude on the balcony, and now we have shirtless and pantsless with another dude on the balcony.

  2. achilles wrath

    Yup definitely gay and a complete muppet to boot.

  3. it had to be said

    Oh, he knows EXACTLY how glass works.

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    Throjo
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    That awkard moment when you realize Marky Mark’s junk is blocking your only escape route.

    • it had to be said

      Lead with your knees.

    • pop'n fresh

      “awkward?” what the shit are you talking about…that’s fish’s dream scenario…that wad has since been blown up to 24×36 and made the gallery on fish’s ceiling

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    sowhat!!!
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    it’s his balcony…it’s miami and that is as big as a swim trunk… wish my neighbor looked like mark … i’ll be on my balcony whole day…

  6. pussy beater

    big cock no homo…

  7. i suppose you have to balance out pictures of Michele Hunziker in a bikini with pictures of this assbag in his undershorts just to keep the gay dudes happy, but c’mon. A little warning. I was eating lunch.

  8. Cock Dr

    Viewing photos = flashback to Ned Beatty rape scene in “Deliverance”

  9. Mark Wahlberg Underwear Balcony Miami
    Commented on this photo:

    Nice gut, Marky Mark

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    Raoul
    Commented on this photo:

    “Yo! This here is where I do da poops, righ’?”

  11. YoMamma

    Say what you will but he’s hot as ever. Thank you Photo Boy for a BIG something for the ladies…

    • gurlll

      I’m a lady but I rather see young guys than old dudes in their underwear.

    • Insider

      Yeah, I gotta agree, finally a post for the ladies… he’s still smoking hot. Even a little chunkier. Hey Mark, come ovah heah..

  12. Mark Wahlberg Underwear Balcony Miami
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    Marky Mark and the Chunky Bunch.

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    ksmack
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    I see nothing wrong with his lack of understanding…..

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    Scott Walker
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    I recommend the Paleo diet.

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    Michelle
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    When you look like that you don’t have to know or care how glass works!!!!! Yummy

  16. terry

    Homo!!! I would never have some dude around me while I’m in my underwear.

  17. Hetero Gal

    These photos are the hottest thing I have ever seen on this site! Happy I have something to pleasure myself to! :D

  18. Crispy Anus

    Who knew it was possible to have a six pack on top of your pot belly? Steroids cause this, by the way. Also, he’s only 5’7″. Same height as Tom Cruise. LOL

    • yeahhi

      Peter dinklage is 4’5 and hes hot, so stfu about height bitch. Its all about confidence.

      but I don’t like mark. I like zac efron and hes 5’7

  19. Yunyun

    whats with this hotel? I’ve seen Chris Brown and some hookers, Zac Efron grabbing his junk and now this guy. Why do all those guys go there?

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    Jess
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    OMG. MOAR!!

  21. ew

    ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

  22. younggirl

    I would let him fuck me but not for free.

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    Hetero Gal
    Commented on this photo:

    I just want to heaven!!!!!!!!! YUM to infinity!

  24. Crankybitch

    Deliciously hung.

  25. GAH

    It saddens me that that decently sized peen was in Jessica Alba’s vagina..resulting in her getting stretched out so now I cannot feel pleasure from her big gaping hole :(

    IM SAD

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    joanna
    Commented on this photo:

    Yes………

  27. Mark Wahlberg Underwear Balcony Miami
    Commented on this photo:

    I have a feeling this wasn’t an accident. He wants us to know all those bad movies didn’t rob him of his manhood.

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    Crickette
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    Momma like.

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    WhiteChick
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    Thank god for glass and his ignorance of it’s ability to mask things. I can now die happy, yummmmo!!

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    ashley
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    I’ll totally be OK with if it he never figures it out.

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    Steelerchick
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    I see Dirk’s Diggler is living up to his name.

  32. why hello there marky mark ;)

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    Grand Poobah
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    lol, look at all the chick posts!!!! to funny, I think he should go upstairs to JT’s room for a while

  34. cheryl

    So, does he like little bald guys?

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    `Helena Handbasket
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    Om nom nom

  36. oh i know

    yowza!!! me likey, more of these, PLEASE, Fish….how about a “For the ladies Tuesday’s” or something like that?? :0

  37. gigi

    yes please…

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    I'm just this guy, you know?
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    r they having the gay sex later?

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    aj
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    did you see BOOGIE NIGHTS?

  40. quagmire

    No one should tell Mark Wahlberg how glass works.

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    Jesus Jones
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    Val Kilmer looks pretty good.

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