“Hey, Jahvis. Wanna know why my ahms shoot freakin’ laser beams?
Because I don’t masturbate.” *skreeeeee-BOOOSH*
In a recent interview, Mark Wahlberg revealed that he’d love to be the next Iron Man which is, of course, ridiculous on its face because Tony Stahk ain’t no freakin’ Southie. Even more ridiculous is why Marky Mark believes no one’s offering him superhero roles. Via Spinoff Online:
“I would like to take over the Iron Man franchise for Robert Downey,” he told Yahoo! Movies UK, “[but] it’s one of those things where I kind of like playing real people, [so] I’ve never been asked.”
In Marky Mark’s defense, he does tend to only play real characters like Max Payne, a cop with slow-mo powers that look wickid awesome when he’s shooting a gun; John Bennett, a boy with a real, live talking teddy bear that’s always gettin’ fuckin’ high; Flynn Vincent, some dude fighting next to Awptimus’ Prime in fuckin’ Transformers 4 and perhaps his most realistic role ever: Marky Mark, scientist. The bastuhd’s typecast!