Marissa Miller is in decent shape

July 17th, 2006 // 130 Comments

  1. HughJorganthethird

    Tell you what, all you smart poeple out there telling me Marisa has fake boobs, put down the doritos, wipe off your grubby little fingers and do your best to find me some before photos of when she didn’t have enormous cranks. Good luck with that. This is the best post in weeks. feel free to plaster swimsuit models all over this lame little site, regardless of what fags say.

  2. BarbadoSlim

    WTF!?!?! we all fucking know the bitch is hot. However, this being what it is, “THE SUPERFICIAL” it’s supposed to be more fun slamming the bitch.

    jesus fucking christ.

    Ans yes I am wearing a mankini, and yes, I am a 500lbs basement dweller

  3. I’d hit it.

  4. iheartpolkadots

    Is it just me or does she look alot like jessica simpson. Look closely and you will see it.

    Especially in the picture #5 posted.

  5. iheartpolkadots

    #92 didnt see your post there. I guess someone else agrees. Her face looks like a shrunken jessica simpson. Minus the chin. And possibly the nose.

  6. very beautiful. she seems to have an inner peace that so many other stars lack, and that is so attractive. she looks kind of like Bridget Bardot <3 I personally think that she is a great example of a naturally beautiful healthy woman in perfect shape, and it doesn’t get much better than that.

    jealousy is a very ugly thing, girls.

  7. atomikblonde88

    56 i totally agree. relax bitches, go to a gym and stop being jealous.

    “her stomach is too flat” haha, if only we all had that horrible, horrible problem.

  8. atomikblonde88

    um no. jessica simpson looks something like a pekanise dog with inflated fish lips. this woman is actually good looking…

  9. radio_siren

    I’m on the Superfish just for a good laugh, so if everyone is scrambling to compliment some chick who models in the time she can spare from surfing, *yawn* it’s not all that fun. Especially when these censors decide that no one else can post anything amusing.

    @ #68, #72, #81, #98 – totally agree with ya, but I’ve had to deal with a couple of criers/censors here before, so I’ll play nice and say something positive…um, let’s see…I do like the bikini (…but it would look better on me).

    Sorry, I tried.

  10. beach bikini shots never end up looking good. We’re all used to the perfect photoshopped results that we’ve forgotten what real people look like…

  11. sarahbitchhtitz

    I think shes drop dead georgeous… and for the other ladies out there.. what good does putting her down do huh… other than making yourselves feel important… i mean come on… seriously

  12. MaryBackstayge

    She’s beautiful. There’s nothing to argue about. That doesn’t mean other women can’t be beautiful, either. Holy schnikes, people.

    Hey, show me the most gorgeous woman in the world, and I’ll show you one guy that’s really tired of fucking her.

    It just doesn’t matter, yo.

  13. Sir Psycho Sexy

    105. It’s just you. She’s hot, you’re not.

    110. Post a pic, and let the SF freaks decide if you look better in a bikini than Marisa Miller, or not. I’m betting not, but I am willing to eviscerate you, if you’re game.

  14. i always envyed the victoria’s secret models. i wish i were one. i have to admit that sometimes she looks kinda weird in victoria’s secret catalogues though. i’d always look at her and think “damn, Heidi Klum always looks different in other magazines…” haha

    but she is very pretty, nevertheless.

  15. ffordegroupie

    Beautiful schmeautiful. You can see how her tum was lipoed, and they did a bad job.

  16. spiderwomen

    dare i ask the writer’s physique sans shirt?

  17. iheartpolkadots

    #114

    Don’t get all ‘your jealous’ on me. Sure shes hot that doesn’t make me ugly, nor jealous.

  18. artie_lange's_liver

    in the last picture, i’m waiting for michelle rodriguez to come up behind her and start licking marissa’s armpit hair

  19. Princess Di's Ghost

    She’s alright but she has a weird wrinkled body in the last picture.

    I look fitter than her and I’m dead.

  20. mm fan

    well this is a bit dumb, her boobs aren’t fake dumbasses right here proves it.

    to #121 she is wearing a corset.. that has a built in pushup.. of course her tits aren’t going to lie down like that.

    here proves her boobs are real. and here is her measurements :

    34D-23-35

    http://img453.imageshack.us/img453/844/marisabestbest20bm8.jpg

    http://img479.imageshack.us/img479/313/marisabestbest24vw9.jpg

  21. CP

    I think she’s pretty, but she could be about 10 pounds thinner and she has way too many freckles.

  22. Victor

    I’m a guy who has normal taste in women. I like my women to look normal, and healthy, not starving like a death camp victim.

    Marisa looks sickly thin. I just saw a pic of her ass on a site, and well… she had no ass when she sat down. Her ribs, and hip bones pop out. If you are a guy, and you think this is hot, you might want to examine your own sexuality. This chick looks like a twink with fake boobs.

    I really do think either you’re gay, or into little girls.

  23. Victor

    Hey, CP, do you think she should just die or something? I think if you took 10 lbs off of this woman, she would look like an AIDS patient. Heck, she already does look borderline AIDS.

    She’s already bony and sickly enough, jeez.

  24. lala

    I am an 18 year old girl. I think she is gorgeous! It is really sad to read some of the comments posted. No…she’s not perfect…big suprise….No one is!! However, she is pretty damn close! I bet most of the women posting these mean comments are not half of the woman she is! Stop being jealous and get some self confidence!

  25. A guy who thinks Marisa Miller is homely

    Yeah, she has a great body, but also has a face that could stop a clock. What is the fascination with her? There are SO many other girls who are much prettier.

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