Marissa Miller is in decent shape

My penis is about to get a decent workout.

who the hell is this person?

Jeez. More fake boobs? Boo. Where are the articles about the in decent shape men?

of Victoria’s Secret fame… not that I read that.

Here you go:

http://www.askmen.com/women/models_200/242_marisa_miller.html

Oh…my….good…..Lord.

THAT, ladies, is how to look for your mate.

Yeah, uhm, Mr. Superficial?

WHO THE FUCK IS MARISSA MILLER!!?!?!?!?

heh. titties.

Oh, I see, she’s some two-bit underwear “model”?

the same “who the fuck” still applies, who gives a fucking shit?

her boobs look funny and shes too skinny.

still hott though.

Marisa Miller is what a woman is supposed to look like. For the uninitiated, she is a Sports Illustrated and Victoria’s Secret Model who lives on So. Cal and spends her day either surfing in a bikini or hanging out in lingeire. She was in Perfect 10 magazine which apparently requires the models to prove they have not had a tit job.

Damn!

13!! The last picture is the only decent one… her boobies are far to large.

She looks good. And they’re real? Excellent!
See girls if you don’t shovel crap into your mouth you can look good too. Okay maybe not this good, but still, we don’t have to be a nation of cows. It’s not the Hindu nation.

She looks great.
She should have fine oils rubbed all over and have as many nude photo’s taken as possible. Bask in the glory of that beautiful nubile body and have it pampered and massaged often.

Because a few years ago, Tara looked that good walking on the beach too.

Yeah she looks amazing!!!

I was skeptical that a bathing suit bottom like that could look good on a woman that isn’t anorexic, but she definitely makes it work.

I thought the way the bathing suit cutting in and making small “muffin tops” over the bathing suit bottom was a bad thing, but apparently not!

Well, I for one, would NOT push her face away from my labia area if she so insisted upon trying out new tongue techniques upon said area.

In fact, I would invite Cruising and pinky for a foursome…

Now that’s a fun Monday night…

Man I fucking LOVE lesbian sex…

Hahahahahahahah, the first thing she does every morning to check the surf. Riiiight, ’cause she’s one of these “surfing’s a way of life” idiots.

Well, honey, pretty soon you should start checking your skin for cancer if you keep that shit up.

Isn’t Tara one of these California bimbos too? Sun abused skin = leather.

Yes, she is GORGEOUS. like enough to gasp at.. especially in the face. but those breasts are fake and quite gross. Look at that next to last picture. Ehh.. I wonder what she looked like before the boob job. I’d take Mischa Barton’s anyday over those.

i don’t know who she is, but i, personally, am offended.
nobody should look that good in real life.

Just remember, before you girls start making face time with her clit that my manmeat will be there in the way.

She should pay close attention to the Tara Reid picture. “Beware girls, this too could happen to you when you least expect it. One day you’re being worshipped and the next you’re being made fun of. All on the Superficial!”

I think I love her. Its time for me to make an appearance on her chest! Sorry Jessica my sweet but one piece of pussy is not enough.

I agree.

Again, Damn!

http://www.heavenlycelebrities.com/Pics/marisa_miller/pages/marisa_miller15_jpg.htm

I am a heterosexual 20-year-old female and I would hit that so hard there would be notable seismic activity attesting to the fact in Miami.

Seriously, that woman is beautiful. I’ve never heard of her, but she’s gorgeous.

Is that a handcuff bikini top? I love anything with handcuffs….

And by the way, I mean the two straps look like they are mini-handcuffs.

3. You got your Marshall Mathers freak on, so shut the fuck up and enjoy the incredible view, …

#19. What a bitter hag you have to be. I am guessing you dont live in California where people actually have learned how to apply sunscreen and can spend the day at the Beach without turning into a burnt turd. All presumptions aside, the girl obviously stays healthy by surfing. Surfers usually wake up at the crack of dawn to hit the waves, so the partying lifestyle isn’t going to reach the Tera Reid level, and I dont think she would be a Sports Illustrated Model for the past three or so years if her tits looked like they were implanted by baboons.

#20. You are either a gay man, a child molestor who prefers the look of a prepubescent waif or a woman who simply does not understand what men find sexy.

#26. Thank you for the pic.

this woman is so hot she’s making women change teams. i know it doesn’t need to be said, but i’d hit it. then go back for seconds… thirds… hell, as long as she’s dishing it i’m taking it.

know what else is HOT about her????????

No stupid tattoo’s.

Marissa Miller is hands down the hottest girl in the world and the pictures above prove it. She grew up surfing in Santa Cruz (which helped give her the amazing body and tan) and she is 100% real (no fake boobies). Anyone who does not realize that Marissa Miller is amazingly attractive most likely has sex with ugly people. Or no sex at all… And for those who don’t know who she is, you should try picking up a magazine or turning on the TV every so often. She is one of the most famous models in the world.

@17

You should say “my labia” in every post. You should also end every post with a invite for Lesbian threesomes.
You should also whisper Cruising in my ear as you gently…

I’m not positive but I believe it is MARISA not Marissa. And yes, it matters. It matters a lot to me.

Great..a Jessica Simpson clone. Keep jerking your sad weeners and flicking your lesbo beans to some no name beach skank. Boring shit.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/features/2006_swimsuit/models/06_marisa_miller_19.html

Evidence there is a God, part II
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/features/2006_swimsuit/models/06_marisa_miller_11.html

Evidence there is a God, Part III

3.
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/features/2006_swimsuit/models/06_marisa_miller_7.html

Evidence there is a God, Part IV
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/features/2006_swimsuit/models/06_marisa_miller_3.html

She’s very lovely, but this wouldn’t be The Superficial if we weren’t pointing out flaws now would it?

Has anyone else noticed how boney her toes are?

(Yeah, I had to go there. She’s hard to criticize, which is a compliment to her.)

Yea, she’s nice looking, but I’d bet herpes right off Porous Hilton’s crotch that Pam Anderson gives waaaaaaay betterhead.

I agree she is gorgeous, but I highly doubt the authenticity of those boobs as evidenced by this photo from awful plastic surgery: Real boobies do not have pronounced lines above them when you are reclining.

http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/006605.html

sorry, the link didn’t work with the previous post.

Feh. She’ll have something I won’t when she’s sixty: the “softballs in socks” look. (Yay A-cup!)

That said, I’d still do her.

38. You are either lobotomized, a bitter, big, fat slab of hog shemale, or gay. Or, quite possibly, some combination thereof.

This woman is simply fine.

45/46,

have you ever heard of a corset? if not, here’s a quick rundown: it’s an incredibly tight top that women wear to make the boobies bigger (think victorian times). thus, when she reclines, said boobies appear to have no sag whatsoever. ergo, you’re wrong and she’s stunningly gorgeous.

Eh. She is, as the man said, decent. Her stomach is too flat. I know boys everywhere are screaming with laughter that I said that, but I find a curved stomach to be soooooooo much sexier, like Adriana Lima:

http://img.atpictures.com/adriana/894101_Adria_Nevad.jpg

Now THAT is a perfect body. Natural tits, a soft yet trim stomach, and an AMAZING ass. Marisa has NO ass, and kind of chunky thighs. And wow, her tits are DEFINITELY fake. Yeah.

Where are the posts about Adriana?