Apparently, playing a stripper is this year’s retarded person, and quite frankly, it’s about time. Marisa Tomei takes her turn on the pole in The Wrestler, and she extensively researched her role by watching episodes of Rock of Love with Bret Michaels. Because, honestly, where else will you find a more concentrated resource of strippers? Besides under my bed. The Sun reports:
She said: “I had a friend who is a yoga teacher and she does a lot of pole dancing so I asked her to teach me. I went to a lot of clubs and watched to see the different styles of dancing.
“I would practice in a dance room with a bar and a mirror, like a ballet studio. I watched Rock of Love, that reality show with Bret Michaels, where he’s trying to get a wife and they’re all strippers. That was my closest association to the actual world of it.”
Jessica Biel, after seeing your recent work, I hope you’re taking notes from Marisa here. She has an Oscar and knows a thing or two about this acting schtick. As Marisa demonstrates, if you’re going to play a stripper, there are two crucial components to an effective performance:
1. Toplessness. Not showing your breasts is like playing a pirate and not putting a sword between his teeth. Where’s the authenticity?
2. Questionable hygiene. I don’t know about you, but when I get a lap dance, I better be quietly thinking about burning my pants when I get home. That’s called “showmanship.” (Write that down.)
So remember, Jessica, a great stripper performance is like a fine wine – but with breasts and probably the clap. Words to live by.
NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions of Oscar gold.
She said she did not want the role, but it WAS her turn.
Why do I want to run my tongue down her spine?
this is gonna sell more HiDef Tv’s than the superbowl.
This is gonna give George Costanza a permanent hard-on.
LOL
49: I see no evidence of this.
pic.
#53.
Her TITS went for a walk, folks?
Damn. She’s WAY too cute.
Yaaayyy!
I’ve got an Oscar and two Golden Globes … in my pants … woo-hoo! … good times!
Oh baby, gotta love those DVD quality frame grabs right there!
her areolas/nipples look like fat swollen gummy bears.
I especially like the fishnet top shot. Very sexy look on her.
I’d crack her pelvis with my pink fire hydrant.
hamina hamina hamina
So I guess it’s true about that Best Supporting Oscar curse……that and a buck will get you nothing at the Dollar Parlor.
She’s a whore, plain and simple. She hasn’t “acted” in quite a while. Taking your clothes off for money makes you a whore, not an actress.
If you sell yourself on a street corner in Hollywood…you get arrested. Do it for a movie…you get an Oscar.
#55 : When I get home from work today I’ll see if I can’t find the jar I keep them in. Gimme your address and I’ll send them your way!
eh, fuck it. she looks hot.
…i tend not be such a fan of women of the italian variety, but what the hell. little bit manly in the face, generally. but her body looks great. and as far as i am concerned – the age means nothing. don’t care how old she is as long as she keeps looking like that. numbers only matter cause we think a low one will represent something like this woman. but i am half her age, and most bitches around don’t look that good.