Apparently, playing a stripper is this year’s retarded person, and quite frankly, it’s about time. Marisa Tomei takes her turn on the pole in The Wrestler, and she extensively researched her role by watching episodes of Rock of Love with Bret Michaels. Because, honestly, where else will you find a more concentrated resource of strippers? Besides under my bed. The Sun reports:
She said: “I had a friend who is a yoga teacher and she does a lot of pole dancing so I asked her to teach me. I went to a lot of clubs and watched to see the different styles of dancing.
“I would practice in a dance room with a bar and a mirror, like a ballet studio. I watched Rock of Love, that reality show with Bret Michaels, where he’s trying to get a wife and they’re all strippers. That was my closest association to the actual world of it.”
Jessica Biel, after seeing your recent work, I hope you’re taking notes from Marisa here. She has an Oscar and knows a thing or two about this acting schtick. As Marisa demonstrates, if you’re going to play a stripper, there are two crucial components to an effective performance:
1. Toplessness. Not showing your breasts is like playing a pirate and not putting a sword between his teeth. Where’s the authenticity?
2. Questionable hygiene. I don’t know about you, but when I get a lap dance, I better be quietly thinking about burning my pants when I get home. That’s called “showmanship.” (Write that down.)
So remember, Jessica, a great stripper performance is like a fine wine – but with breasts and probably the clap. Words to live by.
NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions of Oscar gold.
Drago The Perv | December 10, 2008 at 3:32 pm
Biatch
Randal | December 10, 2008 at 3:34 pm
A great actress showing how great she can act.
Randal
Something Tasty | December 10, 2008 at 3:35 pm
There is no way that is her body. I am thinking body double.
Ram Punchington | December 10, 2008 at 3:35 pm
Best. Post. EVER!
Punchington Out.
els | December 10, 2008 at 3:44 pm
Is there a reason there is a vagina in her armpit in the first pic???
Fishingman | December 10, 2008 at 3:45 pm
I would have no problem in paying a fee to Marisa Tomei strip.
Fishingman | December 10, 2008 at 3:45 pm
I would have no problem in paying a fee to Marisa Tomei strip.
Fishingman | December 10, 2008 at 3:46 pm
I would have no problem in paying a fee to Marisa Tomei strip.
Tim | December 10, 2008 at 3:47 pm
Even when older women look good they look bad.
Mini Cantrell | December 10, 2008 at 3:47 pm
No air brush there. I love Marisa always have and if she is available so am I
Dork | December 10, 2008 at 3:49 pm
She is one hot MILF! I especially love the nipple jewelry…
Fem | December 10, 2008 at 3:54 pm
See, you asshole guys.
Just cause a women’s older, it doesn’t mean she has to objectify herself to become relevant again….oh, wait….
Parker | December 10, 2008 at 3:55 pm
Open letter to Marissa:
Dear Marissa,
How much do you charge for anal sex?
Love,
Parker
Will | December 10, 2008 at 3:56 pm
I don’t get it. Are these broads’ husbands actually fine with the entire world seeing their wives’ tits??
Bob | December 10, 2008 at 4:04 pm
She is such a hottie… Good job on this post! I would totally do her.
http://internetmiscellanea.blogspot.com/
Valkyrie | December 10, 2008 at 4:04 pm
PARKER. I am So disappointing in your non graphic mention of anal sex.
Marissa Tomei has always been sexy. She also has the cute thing gong as well.
Love the last shot of her.
Marisa | December 10, 2008 at 4:05 pm
Dear Parker,
Charge??? I PAY for it!!!
But you misspelled my name, so fuck off retard.
(no butt)Love(for you),
MariSa
morga | December 10, 2008 at 4:10 pm
lookin’ damn good for 44
BigJim | December 10, 2008 at 4:14 pm
Tits are for kids. Show us your monkey.
ur fav brunette | December 10, 2008 at 4:15 pm
since no one else commented on it….i thought it was hilarious that she said ALL the girls on Rock of Love are strippers…..hahahahahaha good way of putting it: either they are or they want to be, its the same thing :) hahaha
Obama Biden | December 10, 2008 at 4:19 pm
DAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYUUUUUUUUUUUM!
DEM WHITE WIMMINZ IZ FIYNE!
DON BE TELLIN MICHELL DA MUNKEY.
~O
OnlyGayEskimo | December 10, 2008 at 4:24 pm
When did SHE get hot?
I suppose age looks good on some women who were less than hotties in their youth. Way to make up for lost time Marissa – if I were a lesbo, I’d totally do you lady.
Rough Daddy | December 10, 2008 at 4:32 pm
Ahh yes Marisa tomei forever the cutie!!!
jake | December 10, 2008 at 4:38 pm
Um…wow. You guys need to get out more. This is definitely the mid-afternoon shift at the strip club.
Bill Clinton | December 10, 2008 at 4:40 pm
Kinda looks like someone I used to date…what was her name again? Anyway I have seen better…Bill is gonna pass.
havoc | December 10, 2008 at 4:48 pm
She’s looking a litlle rough, but I’ve always had a thing for her….
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Striptizeta | December 10, 2008 at 5:01 pm
44 year old stripper? Only in a movie, most strippers retire 27-29. Must’ve been hella plastic surgery to look like that at 44… (ps, do some women really not do anal?)
sweet | December 10, 2008 at 5:02 pm
nice nips. i;d tap that.
chiefbobo | December 10, 2008 at 5:04 pm
Oh My! She’s always been cute. She’s now graduated to sweaty hot!! I can haz pleeze!?
GiggityGoo | December 10, 2008 at 5:11 pm
I’d pay!
Johnny B. | December 10, 2008 at 5:12 pm
I’m siding with Bill Clinton, I’m gonna sit this one out.
Parker | December 10, 2008 at 5:23 pm
#16 The story is something that has to spring to mind immediately. If it doesn’t don’t write. Otherwise I would spend maybe 5 or 6 minutes thinking of a story then writing rather than 1 or 2 minutes typing a story that wrote itself.
Yes, of course I would enjoy a some time with Marrisa’s ass. It is very fine. But these photos failed engender a theme and as a consequence no story arose. Contrast this with the case of Ann Hathaway story. The theme was obvious so I had no work to do but typing. Like the superficial I am often a very lazy writer.
http://thesuperficial.com/2008/12/anne_hathaway_likes_to_get_shi.php#comment-2260441
Vince Lombardi | December 10, 2008 at 5:27 pm
If those nipple rings are authentic, she’s jumped way up there in the “women over 35 I’d like to have” list. And by “have,” of course, I’m referring to mad hours of sweet monkey love.
Dan | December 10, 2008 at 5:30 pm
This woman is 44 years old.
supersex | December 10, 2008 at 5:37 pm
44 and better than most 21 yr old
definitely fuckable
Ted Mosby | December 10, 2008 at 5:38 pm
Would hit with assunder.
Rark Buffalo | December 10, 2008 at 5:42 pm
I’d fuck her spaghetti eating wop ass
nancy | December 10, 2008 at 5:53 pm
She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site “”"” W e a l t h y D a t e r .. c o m”"”"”" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?
nancy | December 10, 2008 at 5:54 pm
She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site “”"” W e a l t h y D a t e r .. c o m”"”"”" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?
Red Grange | December 10, 2008 at 6:10 pm
As always – FUCK YOU NANCY YOU SPAMMING CUNT!
SMB | December 10, 2008 at 6:16 pm
…what was the budget on this fucking thing that not only could they afford marisa tomei (yeah, i know, her top dollar days are behind her, but, still), but they can pay her enough to get naked, and pierce her nipples??? is she really at the point where she’s just another 40-something actress desperate for work and attention? (yeah, i know, the nipple bling are probably prosthetics she put on and took off for the movie, which leads to me to the question; WHERE DO I APPLY FOR THAT JOB…and does it have a good dental plan)
Dan | December 10, 2008 at 6:35 pm
Is it wrong that this woman is old enough to be my mother but I’d still make her pregnant?
Rich | December 10, 2008 at 6:47 pm
Ms. Mona Lisa Vito still looks good
Rich | December 10, 2008 at 6:48 pm
Ms. Mona Lisa Vito still looks good
Kristen | December 10, 2008 at 7:24 pm
#14 – last time I checked, women don’t have to get approval from their husbands before they make business decisions. And besides, why would any husband care? He’s the one that gets to f*ck her..not the people seeing the movie.
StarObsessed | December 10, 2008 at 7:31 pm
Wow, is she just the CUTEST???
ummm...yeah | December 10, 2008 at 7:37 pm
Excuse me while I throw up…
Joe Blow | December 10, 2008 at 8:00 pm
I would love to stretch her out
Brooke | December 10, 2008 at 8:13 pm
I dunno, her tits look kinda gross to me. Mine are better :D
Sissi | December 10, 2008 at 9:27 pm
i prefer it is a fake news as well as some magazines said she kept dating some young, handsome and tall men from the famous handsome men seeking site ___TallLoving.c o m___ in the past weeks. Good luck, Woman!