Marisa Miller teaches Advanced Bikini Posing

November 9th, 2009 // 89 Comments

Here’s Marisa Miller teaching the contestants on America’s Next Top Model how to give me an erection so hard it’s capable of producing 1.21 gigawatts of “Baby, I swear I usually last longer. — Back rub?” Look, I know sometimes I get on my soapbox about religion, Carrie Prejean and the entire Republican party save Meghan McCain’s funbags, but even I can concede there are times when performing the Lord’s work is the only thing holding the very fabric of our society together.

This, my friends, is one of of those times.

Photos: The CW

  1. She kind of looks like Jessica Simpson

  2. she is very very good looking!

  3. Ben

    Her tit are REAL to those who say they aren’t. She was in perfect 10 (have to be all natural for perfect 10), and if you use google you will easily find some of the photos, her tits are magnificent. They are no smaller in the magazine and perfectly shaped and perky. If you compare them to now they are even sagging a bit these days.

    Jealously on all who say different.

  4. She is goegrous beauty!

  5. Dear Fuckhead Republicans,

    Please secede, we will even help with the whole rapture thing.

    Love,

    THE USA

  6. Posh

    The ANTModels look pretty bad. Marissa Miller >> hubba hubba. Gorgeous.

  7. Posh

    The ANTModels look pretty bad. Marissa Miller >> hubba hubba. Gorgeous.

    P.S. Is the superficial dude homo? Say no, say nO!

  8. Tonya

    Most celebs are liberal. Why don’t you right wingers beat your meat to Patricia Heaton?

  9. Simple Econ

    If your customers don’t want to hear you preach about politics, why do you do it?

    Its just taking dollars out of your pockets.

  10. 77

    I love to hear about politics! I love to slam on that slut Prejean and I especially love to hear the retarded comments of Sarah Palin!

  11. e-rock

    @#55 Ben- She CLAIMS they are real, because they have probably always been big, and she can back that up, but not anymore. You have no idea what you are talking about, really. Leave it to a man to say he knows better then a woman who actually has them. The only thing Im jealous of is her money. Body is AWESOME, face- meh, not so much.

  12. M.e.o.w

    Freakin’ hot!
    She has one niiiice butt.

  13. Gross

    Pic 4
    eww

  14. shortcake

    in pic #4, bitch looks like a cat burrying a turd

  15. shortcake

    in pic #4, bitch looks like a cat burrying a turd

  16. marc

    http://theblemish.com/2009/03/after-hours-club-marisa-miller-in-perfect-10/marisa-miller-perfect-10-15/

    those puppies look real to me, probably because they are. perfect 10 indeed.

  17. Chicken Fillet

    #67

    Perfect time to rear end her with a crumbed cutlet(wet penis rolled in sand).

  18. ...

    Good God that womans face is ugly

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  21. can back that up, but not anymore. You have no idea what you are talking about, really. Leave it to a man to say he knows better then a woman who actually has them. The only thing Im jealous of is her money. Body is AWESOME, face- meh, not so much.

  22. cc

    That is a fine behind right there. The ANTM contestants are fug though. And they should all treat themselves to a sandwich…with extra mayo.

  23. theRealMarisa

    Those of you who think Marisa has fake breasts haven’t followed her career. One of her first big breaks was with Perfect 10 magazine which doesn’t allow models to have any plastic surgery to be done. She won second place with the magazine’s Perfect 10 model search in which all the contestants had to get checks including mammograms. Do a search on Perfect 10 and Marisa Miller. She is blessed with very good genes. They are no bigger/different now than when she posed for 10. Don’t hate. Appreciate. And BTW e-rock, why does having fake tits suddenly make you more of expert than anyone in the world? My wife of 12 years has them and I see them pretty much every day. So I know what fake looks like, too.

  24. She looks great!

  25. She looks amazing.

  26. RicardoCabeza

    Jesus somebody get that bag of bones a some food and if its possible I would like to send a thank you note to her juggs doctor. He done good.

  27. WOW… nice baby :)
    is my like baby on TV

  28. This is awesome, please keep writting.

  29. She looks amazing.

  30. This is awesome, please keep writting.

  31. This is awesome, please keep writting.

  32. This is awesome, please keep writting.

  33. This is awesome, please keep writting.

  34. This is awesome, please keep writting.

  35. It’s quite interesting.I will look around for more such post.Thanks for sharing.

  36. Good post!As i was passing by here and i read your post.

  37. I Will have to come back again when my class load lets up – however I am taking your RSS feed so I can read your site offline. Thanks.

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