Marisa Miller teaches Advanced Bikini Posing

Here’s Marisa Miller teaching the contestants on America’s Next Top Model how to give me an erection so hard it’s capable of producing 1.21 gigawatts of “Baby, I swear I usually last longer. — Back rub?” Look, I know sometimes I get on my soapbox about religion, Carrie Prejean and the entire Republican party save Meghan McCain’s funbags, but even I can concede there are times when performing the Lord’s work is the only thing holding the very fabric of our society together.

This, my friends, is one of of those times.

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