Here’s Marisa Miller teaching the contestants on America’s Next Top Model how to give me an erection so hard it’s capable of producing 1.21 gigawatts of “Baby, I swear I usually last longer. — Back rub?” Look, I know sometimes I get on my soapbox about religion, Carrie Prejean and the entire Republican party save Meghan McCain’s funbags, but even I can concede there are times when performing the Lord’s work is the only thing holding the very fabric of our society together.
This, my friends, is one of of those times.
Photos: The CW
Richard McBeef | November 9, 2009 at 4:55 pm
would plow
http://www.thefamousphere.com | November 9, 2009 at 4:55 pm
I’d buy that for a dollar!
Jami | November 9, 2009 at 4:57 pm
I actually saw this episode of ANTM and she actually knows what she’s talking about, she is an expert at posing in a bikini, if thats even considered a skill oh and FIRST!
Oliver Chester the Molester Lester | November 9, 2009 at 5:00 pm
She taught me that I can have an erection that can touch my bellybutton
Jami | November 9, 2009 at 5:00 pm
I guess i wasn’t first, it was a good try though!
jackson_hale | November 9, 2009 at 5:04 pm
It really never works when a gay guy or lesbian pretends to be a horny heterosexual male. This sight used to be funny. Now its become tiresome.
tom | November 9, 2009 at 5:05 pm
FIRST!
Parker | November 9, 2009 at 5:07 pm
Obviously she’s also qualified to teach women how to have anal sex with pics 3 and 4 being among the more classic positions. What a gem this woman is.
x0ffender | November 9, 2009 at 5:09 pm
Wow. That’s all natural baby. And: EW on the erections.
Stef | November 9, 2009 at 5:14 pm
Of course…posing in a bikini requires at least a bachelor’s. Or just a bachelor.
Kristen | November 9, 2009 at 5:20 pm
This site is turning in to PerezHilton.com. You are so anti-Republican and anti-conservative. Seriously, keep politics out of it. You were hilarious before you started pushing your liberal bias into the stories.
And, no, I am not a Republican. I’m just sick of hearing about your political views.
Turd the third | November 9, 2009 at 5:22 pm
She is totally bangable. Excellent bod, nice ass, looks real and healthy. No moosefoot, nice face…..and NO TATTOOS for that trash look. My only question, does she have a personality?
fat guy in little shirt | November 9, 2009 at 5:25 pm
pic 5
wow.
Taz | November 9, 2009 at 5:26 pm
I just blew my load!
Jenn | November 9, 2009 at 5:27 pm
Agreed with 6. This site sucks now. Just takes a while to get old habits out of your system I guess.
Fantastic Breasts Natural | November 9, 2009 at 5:30 pm
I found some topless picture of Marissa when she was barely legal. They are on a tennis court, and her tits make your mouth water. She was probably 19.
Deacon Jones | November 9, 2009 at 5:58 pm
YEAH!
@6 Get back to listening to emo and cutting yourself
Mandy Corvo | November 9, 2009 at 5:59 pm
I’d like to get a few modeling tips from her too.
um | November 9, 2009 at 6:32 pm
16- this one?
[img]http://www.repubblica.it/2006/08/gallerie/gente/miller-canestro/esterne261532452605153421_big.jpg[/img]
does that work?
Intermino | November 9, 2009 at 6:57 pm
Best. Body. Ever.
Lisa | November 9, 2009 at 7:22 pm
I think she’s got one of the hottest bodies I’ve every seen … BUT she also has a pretty big case of man-face going on.
On a side-note: #11–Totally agree.
Lisa | November 9, 2009 at 7:22 pm
I think she’s got one of the hottest bodies I’ve ever seen … BUT she also has a pretty big case of man-face going on.
On a side-note: #11–Totally agree.
e-rock | November 9, 2009 at 7:27 pm
Sorry to burst your “all natural” bubble, but those puppies are SILICONE. Thats a fact jack. Women with implants can spot them a mile away, and if you think otherwise, you don’t know shit. She might have been large naturally a decade ago (ala Jessica Simpson who also got implants to keep those bad boys from sagging), but you can actually see the outline of them. Just sayin.
But she IS drop dead gorgeous, waaaaay hotter then that Krupa chick. ;o)
Fantastic Breasts Natural | November 9, 2009 at 7:56 pm
23 is correct, her breasts have been enhanced. I have topless pics from when she was about 19
small business health insurance | November 9, 2009 at 8:02 pm
awwww why’d you have to bring up the man face, ruined it
Rub 2 out | November 9, 2009 at 8:14 pm
Check out Denise Milani …F’n huge rack
booger | November 9, 2009 at 8:39 pm
Perfect 10. She makes those other girls look like Ugly Betty.
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Teeter | November 9, 2009 at 9:11 pm
Superdoucher,
If you would quit squawking about conservatives for a minute maybe you could do your job and notice that there is a possible smirking camel toe in the that first picture.
LLL | November 9, 2009 at 9:28 pm
Agreed #11 and 29. And I am a conservative, there are those of us out there who enjoy laughing at this shit too.
handytasche | November 9, 2009 at 9:46 pm
She sure is gorgeous!! Love love love the purple. Wish she’d do a new album!
VtFarmboy | November 9, 2009 at 10:12 pm
I agree with #11 this keep the politics out of it. If you have liberal leaning views fine but lets keep this site fun not like Prez has gotten
VtFarmboy | November 9, 2009 at 10:12 pm
I agree with #11 this keep the politics out of it. If you have liberal leaning views fine but lets keep this site fun not like Prez has gotten
sickitten | November 9, 2009 at 10:26 pm
If only her face wasn’t so horsey…
lololololol | November 9, 2009 at 10:36 pm
i don’t even like conservatives/republicans but gossip sites are hardly advancing any progressive agenda by going all political; in fact, you’re doing the opposite. btw, what does marisa miller have to do with republicans again? i think she’s hot but way overrated as a swimsuit model.
Real Woman | November 9, 2009 at 10:39 pm
She’s a stick figure. A prepubescent boy figure. A real woman has a nice, big, dimpled, floppy set of buttcheeks and a nice bulging belly. Too bad you fags can’t handle that.
ITSJESSICA | November 9, 2009 at 11:04 pm
SHE LOOKS LIKE JESSICA SIMPSON BEFORE SHE PUT ON A LITTLE WEIGHT !!! BEAUTIFUL..ID HIT IT
ITSJESSICA | November 9, 2009 at 11:05 pm
SHE LOOKS LIKE JESSICA SIMPSON BEFORE SHE PUT ON A LITTLE WEIGHT !!! BEAUTIFUL..ID HIT IT
ITSJESSICA | November 9, 2009 at 11:05 pm
SHE LOOKS LIKE JESSICA SIMPSON BEFORE SHE PUT ON A LITTLE WEIGHT !!! BEAUTIFUL..ID HIT IT
#36 | November 9, 2009 at 11:09 pm
#36 GROW UP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU WOULDNT KNOW A REAL WOMAN IF SHE TITTY SLAPPED YOU WITH HER BIG OL TITTYS !!!!!!!!!
#36 | November 9, 2009 at 11:09 pm
#36 GROW UP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU WOULDNT KNOW A REAL WOMAN IF SHE TITTY SLAPPED YOU WITH HER BIG OL TITTYS !!!!!!!!!
#36 | November 9, 2009 at 11:09 pm
#36 GROW UP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU WOULDNT KNOW A REAL WOMAN IF SHE TITTY SLAPPED YOU WITH HER BIG OL TITTYS !!!!!!!!!
Tire Swing | November 9, 2009 at 11:58 pm
If you’re reading for political content instead of staring at Ms. Miller, you’re doing it wrong.
Glucosamine | November 10, 2009 at 12:09 am
Too Sexy and really hot.
In creamy bikini she is looking to hot.Great sexy appeals she is delivering.
Really too hot.
Sickitten | November 10, 2009 at 12:18 am
Arch your back and shake your tail all you want, my dear. Your horseface takes you out of the running.
Annie Loves Anal | November 10, 2009 at 1:00 am
Agreed! More tits ‘n ass. Less politics! that’s what turd burglar Perez is for.
Jeff | November 10, 2009 at 1:37 am
god you suck now fish. i used to piss myself laughing, all this shit is now is you trying to shove your crazy lefty views down our throats like the rest of this country/news channels/ our “president” i hate you
Chicken Fillet | November 10, 2009 at 2:09 am
Typical right wing, red neck yank. Look at what your country has gotten itself into by being the consumed by its own greed and ego… in debt to China for 12 trillion, which will likely never recover from. Pathetic. You country needs some serious dosage from the ‘lefties’…
Fuck I’d hit that with everything I’ve got.
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