- Chris Martin might have cheated on Gwyneth Paltrow with Kate Bosworth. I blame GOOP. [Lainey Gossip]
- Mariah Carey wipes out on Leno. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Alec Baldwin and Steve Martin are co-hosting the Oscars. [Just Jared]
- Hailey Glassman to Perez Hilton: “You’re the gay Michael Lohan.” [PopEater]
- Lindsay Lohan’s diaries were apparently the personal items stolen over the summer. Good, I’ve always wondered what 20 pages of “I HATE YOU DAD” looks like when it’s written in Crayola and blow. [Celebslam]
- Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart in Harper’s Bazaar. [PopSugar]
- Sean Penn’s teenage son was arrested in Malibu for something. [Wonderwall]
- Tyra Banks claims diets don’t work then touts eating healthy as the secret to staying shape. Eh? [ICYDK]



























juddles | November 3, 2009 at 7:57 pm
shes gorgeous/
http://www.thefamousphere.com | November 3, 2009 at 8:11 pm
She also supports my habit of buying tons of moisturizer and kleenex.
Taz | November 3, 2009 at 8:11 pm
I’d pump her all day and night
blah | November 3, 2009 at 8:14 pm
Why are they air brushing Marissa? She’s gorgeous the way she is, her face looks all weird and a little unrecognizable.
Nelly | November 3, 2009 at 8:18 pm
Hmm… she looks strangely different
chick | November 3, 2009 at 8:40 pm
The Popeater LINK is wrong is about Lady Gaga, not Hailey Glassman
a circumcized jew | November 3, 2009 at 8:52 pm
why would anyone support US troops? they’re nothing but murderers and rapists.
ugh, filth.
phil | November 3, 2009 at 8:56 pm
Of course she’s airbrushed, you idiots, they’re going for the ’40′s pin-up look. Duh.
Huckleberry Hashimoto | November 3, 2009 at 9:01 pm
Regarding Mariah Carey: that was hardly a wipe-out, it barely qualified as a stumble. Thanks for making me bear even a little Leno assholery in the hopes of seeing that. . . that. . . THING make an epic face-plant or something. Bah!
jumpin_j | November 3, 2009 at 9:02 pm
I’ll salute Marissa Miller anytime. No, not salute… um… what’s the word… uh… oh yeah – PLOW!!!
um | November 3, 2009 at 9:41 pm
@2
hahahaha
@7
What soldiers aren’t, exactly?
pc spiele | November 3, 2009 at 9:42 pm
The picture has a good appeal for men I guess, she does nothing for me but the bike is nice.
Then why you reading it? | November 3, 2009 at 10:33 pm
Mariah Carey looked hot as Eminem
US ARMY SOLDIER | November 3, 2009 at 11:15 pm
HELLO I AM A US SOLDIER I AM A MUDERER AND RAPIST WHERE ARE THE BABIES FOR ME TO KILL?
hahah who the fuck still believes that anymore? what, is this 1969 or something?
Angelina Jolie | November 3, 2009 at 11:27 pm
UGLY WOMAN!
Why is this on this site? Where are my photos? This web site blows!!!
Matty G | November 3, 2009 at 11:30 pm
too much airbrushing, I prefer the natural look
joss | November 3, 2009 at 11:33 pm
RE: “diets don’t work. eat healthy”
not a contradiction. “diets” refers to eating only grapefruit and other such fads.
SweetCaroline | November 3, 2009 at 11:50 pm
How much airbrushing did they do to this picture? NO ONE HAS NOTICED SHE ONLY HAS THREE FINGERS ON HER RIGHT HAND!!!!!!!!! I guess they forgot to paint it in.
SweetCaroline | November 3, 2009 at 11:56 pm
How much airbrushing did they do to this picture? NO ONE HAS NOTICED SHE ONLY HAS THREE FINGERS ON HER RIGHT HAND!!!!!!!!! I guess they forgot to paint it in.
a | November 4, 2009 at 12:35 am
yeah. tyra was obviously referring to “fad diets”.
and you said “staying shape”
good job
a circumcized jew | November 4, 2009 at 12:59 am
@14,
apparently everyone other than you. oh, i forgot to mention that US troops are also pedophiles.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2007/feb/23/usa.iraq
http://www.justforeignpolicy.org/iraq
LordAtama | November 4, 2009 at 1:08 am
She’s a little too thing to be a 40s pin-up type. Maybe 5 or so pounds more and she’d be perfect.
Zee Brat | November 4, 2009 at 1:40 am
“- Lindsay Lohan’s diaries were apparently the personal items stolen over the summer. Good, I’ve always wondered what 20 pages of “I HATE YOU DAD” looks like when it’s written in Crayola and blow.”
^ You deserve a raise.
@phil | November 4, 2009 at 2:13 am
@phil – hey IDIOT, yeah she’s supposed to look like a drawing but you should still be able to recognize who she is, that’s the whole point of using a super model Mr. Dumass
Blonde Girls Online Now! | November 4, 2009 at 6:57 am
dont know who she is, but shes looking pretty hot!
say good night to the Rough guy! | November 4, 2009 at 7:40 am
Kinda cool to hear Kate Boswoth is a slutbag. boy, im in the wrong field…
Stef | November 4, 2009 at 9:26 am
Steve Martin doing the Oscars…I might actually watch this year.
Nameless | November 4, 2009 at 10:17 am
The first pic is pretty awesome. I think the airbrushing gives it more of a pinup feel rather than looking like a photo.
Rosie | November 4, 2009 at 1:42 pm
#7 Members of the military are recruited from society so all those murderers, and rapists could very well be your neighbors.
lilu | November 4, 2009 at 2:07 pm
#7 Without those murderers and rapists your grandparents would have been human stains in Hitler’s “showers”.
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not your history teacher, im just not an ignorant ass | November 20, 2011 at 1:52 pm
if the japanase hadn’t bombed pearl harbor the US would have never given two shits about who ended up in Hitler’s showers. ”are you saying its wrong to defend your country?” and blah blah i know honey, save it, but that was a long time ago. a really long time ago, today’s american carnivore capitalistic inhumane wars make absolutely no sense and can’t be justified by a completely independent event that happened in the motherfucking 1940s.
horney | November 4, 2009 at 7:36 pm
God Bless America!
Oh – and FUCK #7 – Asshole…
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Blech | November 4, 2009 at 11:14 pm
Close your legs, Kate Bosworth. Wait until you mess with a raging woman’s man– she’s gonna tear you a whole new @ss.
3ringcircus | November 5, 2009 at 2:34 am
Re 21, I just checked your link to the Guardian article, yes two soldiers were convicted of rape, I guess that means by your upside down logic that all several hundred thousand of them are guilty of the same thing because they were the same uniform? Are you kidding me? What population of any city of significant size doesn’t have crimes of murder, rape, or robbery committed every day , sometimes every hour of every day often perpetrated by people of the same nationality as those of the victims. I guess because the entire population of American troops doesn’t consist of saints they must all be violent, malevolent, ogres hellbent on destruction.
micro sd card | May 28, 2010 at 1:41 am
Yes he’s a drawing should look like, but you still should be able to recognize it, which is using a super model that the whole point of Mr. Dumass