Marisa Miller still kinda pretty

April 27th, 2007 // 132 Comments
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Maris Miller was spotted at the Us Magazine Hot Hollywood 2007 Party in a top that’s barely holding her breasts in. I imagine this is what Lindsay Lohan will look like in 10 years if she grows a foot, loses 20 lbs, and turns hot. And also gets a face transplant. And body transplant. Basically the only way she’ll look like this is if Marisa Miller changes her name to Lindsay Lohan.

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132 Comments
  1. krazihottkelli

    WHAT AN ASSHOLE

    Apr 29, 2007 at 2:05 pm /  Reply /00
  2. Blog Lurker Guy Man Dude

    She reminds me of Golem from Lord of the Rings with her big head, pointy ears and bony emaciated body.

    Apr 29, 2007 at 4:39 pm /  Reply /00
  3. LiLiMe

    She is TOW UP!

    Apr 29, 2007 at 4:54 pm /  Reply /00
  4. woodhorse

    MAKE UP YOUR MINDS! Was krazyhotkilie on Brady Bunch or does she look like Golem from Lord of the Rings??

    Apr 29, 2007 at 6:14 pm /  Reply /00
  5. krazihottkelli

    #104 Hello, 2 t’s , 2 l’s…..go screw chickens ass while u blow PlowShit, dickweed! woodhorse,,,wonder what the hell that stands for….wood-dick?

    Apr 30, 2007 at 4:24 am /  Reply /00
  6. alaskanchicsickle

    @105 What are you, 14 years old? Get over it already.

    Apr 30, 2007 at 5:06 am /  Reply /00
  7. VoiceOfReason

    LOL! You guys are hilarious. You would all piss your pants heartily if this babe would even give you the time of day.

    http://si.cnn.com/features/2007_swimsuit/models/marisa_miller/

    Apr 30, 2007 at 5:35 am /  Reply /00
  8. krazihottkelli

    #106 is a tagot….

    Apr 30, 2007 at 5:35 am /  Reply /00
  9. krazihottkelli

    BREAKING NEW::::::::::::::LOOKS LIKE A BITCH NAMED, SILLNESS…HAS TRASH DIRTCHICKEN, WEDGEONE, BABIELOWSLIM…AND ME ON THE EVE SITE LAST NITE..HOWEVER, SHE DID LEAVE OUT THE WORST PURVE OF ALL…DRPLOWSHIT…HAVE A GOOD DAY…..DICKHEADS…

    Apr 30, 2007 at 5:45 am /  Reply /00
  10. woodhorse

    Barbado, I am thinking that the above post should be cut out and framed as it is truly a classic – or is it just another drunken rant? I await your advice (or Richard’s).

    Apr 30, 2007 at 5:51 am /  Reply /00
  11. krazihottkelli

    correction on #109…sillyness

    Apr 30, 2007 at 6:26 am /  Reply /00
  12. DrPhowstus

    correction on #111… moron.

    Apr 30, 2007 at 6:33 am /  Reply /00
  13. krazihottkelli

    #112 tagot bitch…

    Apr 30, 2007 at 6:52 am /  Reply /00
  14. murmurzz

    tagot?

    Apr 30, 2007 at 6:55 am /  Reply /00
  15. DrPhowstus

    @114 — It must have been some term that was cool in the early seventies. kelLIE is a 49 yr old dude.

    Apr 30, 2007 at 7:05 am /  Reply /00
  16. krazihottkelli

    If it was from the 70′s , u would know…my sister and I made it up yesterday at the pool..it is slang and your old ass surly don’t know what it means..how is it being 63yrs. old…I’m willing to bet that U don’t have any hair or U have a big BALD circle on top of your gay head…

    Apr 30, 2007 at 7:21 am /  Reply /00
  17. DrPhowstus

    Well my cock head doesn’t have any hair on it, if that’s what you mean. And I won’t be looking for that wannabe slang term to grow any legs there tootsie pop. And FYI, a cesspool is not technically a pool.

    Apr 30, 2007 at 7:29 am /  Reply /00
  18. krazihottkelli

    I’m not no x-pert on cock, BUT , who does have hair on their head of their cock? Now there’s a new one…STFUBFH…your the cesspool,,you are old, wouldn’t wanna be Ya..

    Apr 30, 2007 at 7:37 am /  Reply /00
  19. Randy Pan the goatboy

    I’d do her in a second and you all would too.

    Apr 30, 2007 at 7:52 am /  Reply /00
  20. DrPhowstus

    U R knot thee x-pert on engalish eeder. IEBDFAX.

    Apr 30, 2007 at 7:54 am /  Reply /00
  21. krazihottkelli

    ok, trash U d-icks in a few,,,,

    Apr 30, 2007 at 8:05 am /  Reply /00
  22. Ruby

    Try to figure out this slang term, kelLIE: UPSFEDEXSHUTTHEFUCKCOW

    Apr 30, 2007 at 8:34 am /  Reply /00
  23. Ruby

    ^”UP”

    Apr 30, 2007 at 8:35 am /  Reply /00
  24. TexasTranny

    i LOVE the dress, so feminine.

    Apr 30, 2007 at 9:14 am /  Reply /00
  25. Libraesque

    who is thhis ho and why does it look like she lives about 2 miles from the suns surface?

    Apr 30, 2007 at 4:59 pm /  Reply /00
  26. krazihottkelli

    Brittney=all washed up….5 old songs,and faked the singing..not one new song..real nice comeback…

    May 2, 2007 at 5:11 am /  Reply /00
  27. krazihottkelli

    Brittney=all washed up….5 old songs,and faked the singing..not one new song..real nice comeback…

    May 2, 2007 at 5:11 am /  Reply /00
  28. skye

    i’ll give the 411 on this chick.
    she was a whore before she was famous.
    my good friend of mine had sex with her. she went to the same gym with him. she broke up with one of her many boyfriends because he would beat her up. then she had sex with the lead singer from maroon5. shes pretty but too bad shes a whore.

    Jul 21, 2007 at 9:18 pm /  Reply /00
  29. Andy

    Too thin… gross. No matter what breast size you are, if you’re arms, legs, and back are bony- thats sick! I’d rather have a girl w/ smaller breasts and a proportionally healthy body! Also, one that doesn’t wear much- if any- makeup!

    Feb 25, 2008 at 10:16 pm /  Reply /00
  30. Fixed Gear

    HOT!

    Apr 13, 2009 at 9:46 pm /  Reply /00
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    WOW… nice baby :)
    I’ve found Marisa Miller Nude Video ’10 for FREE

    > > > http://www.marisamillernude.co.tv

    good quality…

    Feb 18, 2010 at 12:39 pm /  Reply /00
  32. fsd

    look at those curvy breasts and buttock.they r truely mouthwatering.

    Mar 23, 2010 at 7:19 am /  Reply /00
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