Maris Miller was spotted at the Us Magazine Hot Hollywood 2007 Party in a top that’s barely holding her breasts in. I imagine this is what Lindsay Lohan will look like in 10 years if she grows a foot, loses 20 lbs, and turns hot. And also gets a face transplant. And body transplant. Basically the only way she’ll look like this is if Marisa Miller changes her name to Lindsay Lohan.
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What’s with the tit pimples? Take a shower, you underfed straw headed ho!
overtained. too much solarium. quit it, marissa.
well it does look like she’s taking tanner application lessons from lindsay.
who is this?
Her IMDb bio pretty much confirms my original suspicion that I have no idea who the fuck she is.
Her best work:
http://www.haberturk.com/news/209798.html
Basically, she’s a nice set of tits, and shoulder blades that can cut cheese in this slices.
I see some nipples. look extra carefully.
accordhing to imdb : Measurements in 2000: 34D – 23 – 35
ahhh now i remember her !!
She and LaLohan would be the toast of a dermatologists’ convention.
Damn – that was pretty funny Fish!
NICE LINK DOC! Resembling Jessica Simpson, if Jessica wasn’t such a buffoon.
I thought the title was sarcasm but I think Superfish is being totally cereal. This woman looks like a weiner roasted too long in the campfire. Pose fancy all you like, hotdog!
who is she? is this really news?
Yes, it has tits, but here comes the million dollar question: Done any Porn?
Or any, inter-species erotica?
This chick isn’t pretty, its like somebody gave Sienna Miller bad breast implants and locked her in a tanning bed without food for 2 weeks.
too tan, too boney, ugly fake breasts.
Lindsay is way hotter
thats the same freakin outfit Lindsay is wearing in the last post, only lindsays skirt is black.
seriously. check it out.
but even more seriously, who the fuck is this?
She looks like my next door neighbor. Totally average.
Love the dress though!
She’s pretty..if you like that ‘i play the part of an extra in a episode of Star Trek’ look.
Who the fuck is this “celeb”? If I wanted to oogle over-tanned milfs, I’d go to xnxx or Milf Hunter’s site.
You said it Frist, average, blandness defines her. She, could be a hostess at an Outback Steakhouse somewhere, or a Ruby Tuesday’s.
According to the link shes dating Andre Garcia the baseball player. How interesting.
I thought she was Jessica Simpson at first, but Jessica Simpson isn’t as boney as hell!
is hell boney?
Motorboating and little else… though she does have a great face for bukkake.
Thin is in.
Did I say “thin”?
I mean skin.
Skin is in.
Freshly baked skin, with a nice crispy texture.
lol @ 23 mmm, tastes like chicken…
I’m at work and I don’t dare google bukkake…. wtf is that? lol
Oh My God are those boobies!!! I see boobies! A girl with boobies! And I see them!
(superfish’s not-so-inner child)
it’s a type of custard
damn, she isn’t even 30 yet??!! she’ll look 50 by the time she hits 35.
Anyone who says anything negative about the way that chick looks is a gay man or a jealous/insecure girl.
That’s where I know her from!!! She waited on me at Outback!
No, seriously, who is she? Actress or model? Or singer?
i hope her husband doesn’t mind that she’s dating someone.
#29 oh yeah? Well you’re fat
i’m pretty sure the whole “if you wouldn’t do her, you are gay” or “if you don’t think she’s pretty it’s because you’re a fat insecure chick” is a bit played out. try coming up with some other comment that someone doesn’t say EVERYDAY!
#32 — yes, I am. I’m also not gay, or insecure.
Sorry, #29. I much prefer my silky milky skin to her KFC “crispy coating”. And since I’m already thin with big boobs, there’s really nothing to be jealous of. Sorry.
She is nothing but a cheap whore who couldnt keep her legs shut. Proper slut.
@34 if you weren’t insecure then you wouldn’t have to tell us about your sexuality.
huh? huh?? I thought so.
i don’t know who you’re looking at, but this girl (whoever she is) isn’t pretty, or hot.
You tellem, Ruby
Oh, and Liverpool? Shut the fuck up, you contribute NOTHING to the conversation. Maybe your mother should have kept HER legs shut!!!
37 — Touche. I’m probably marginally insecure.
35 — I’m glad you’re proud of yourself.
Where’s “Richard” when you need him?
“…excellent trapezius development…nicely highlighted angularity of features…impressive bronzing…attractively sloping lines on the lateral and dorsal pectorals…”
If Lindsey grows a foot then she’ll have THREE feet!
I’ll be here all week!
you are gay. this chick looks like george hamilton. LL is annoying and trashy and stupid, but she is way, way, way hotter than this “girl”.
Ok, I googled her. Turns out she’s some kind of model. Huh. Go figure.
Makes sense though, because I’ve always wondered who decided Kate Moss was pretty enough to model. Wait, it makes no sense. No sense to me at all :(
She didn’t put enough adhesive on her tit. Her skin is so nasty that you can’t even tell her nipple is poking out..
Have a good weekend, y’all. Back to the trenches (and the Superfishbowl) on Monday.
@41 Richard would probably add:
…a notable symmetry graces her torso, leading to a nicely proportioned upper body. And that’s without going into her almost perfect thigh to ankle ratio…
I’ve actually heard of her – do I lose some brownie points ?
She’s a surfer girl – but too much sun Marisa.
47 Stop! *laughing* You are bad and must be disciplined. And it just so happens I have a new pair of high heels….
Oh boy, she’s got bigger man hands than that Irish bastard who cleans our church bells. I think our actress here might actually be a choir boy. Somebody stick a hand up that dress and look for well tucked kielbasa.