Maris Miller was spotted at the Us Magazine Hot Hollywood 2007 Party in a top that’s barely holding her breasts in. I imagine this is what Lindsay Lohan will look like in 10 years if she grows a foot, loses 20 lbs, and turns hot. And also gets a face transplant. And body transplant. Basically the only way she’ll look like this is if Marisa Miller changes her name to Lindsay Lohan.
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BarbadoSlim | April 27, 2007 at 12:47 pm
Tranny
DrPhowstus | April 27, 2007 at 12:49 pm
What’s with the tit pimples? Take a shower, you underfed straw headed ho!
NoSHIT? | April 27, 2007 at 12:50 pm
overtained. too much solarium. quit it, marissa.
bungoone | April 27, 2007 at 12:51 pm
well it does look like she’s taking tanner application lessons from lindsay.
who is this?
BarbadoSlim | April 27, 2007 at 12:52 pm
Her IMDb bio pretty much confirms my original suspicion that I have no idea who the fuck she is.
DrPhowstus | April 27, 2007 at 12:54 pm
Her best work:
http://www.haberturk.com/news/209798.html
Basically, she’s a nice set of tits, and shoulder blades that can cut cheese in this slices.
mrlithium | April 27, 2007 at 12:58 pm
I see some nipples. look extra carefully.
Michelle Double D | April 27, 2007 at 12:58 pm
accordhing to imdb : Measurements in 2000: 34D – 23 – 35
ahhh now i remember her !!
costamar | April 27, 2007 at 12:59 pm
She and LaLohan would be the toast of a dermatologists’ convention.
wedge1 | April 27, 2007 at 12:59 pm
Damn – that was pretty funny Fish!
NICE LINK DOC! Resembling Jessica Simpson, if Jessica wasn’t such a buffoon.
honeycombs_big_yeahyeahyeah! | April 27, 2007 at 1:00 pm
I thought the title was sarcasm but I think Superfish is being totally cereal. This woman looks like a weiner roasted too long in the campfire. Pose fancy all you like, hotdog!
crediva | April 27, 2007 at 1:00 pm
who is she? is this really news?
BarbadoSlim | April 27, 2007 at 1:00 pm
Yes, it has tits, but here comes the million dollar question: Done any Porn?
Or any, inter-species erotica?
lambman | April 27, 2007 at 1:01 pm
This chick isn’t pretty, its like somebody gave Sienna Miller bad breast implants and locked her in a tanning bed without food for 2 weeks.
too tan, too boney, ugly fake breasts.
Lindsay is way hotter
lickmybutt | April 27, 2007 at 1:03 pm
thats the same freakin outfit Lindsay is wearing in the last post, only lindsays skirt is black.
seriously. check it out.
but even more seriously, who the fuck is this?
FRIST!!! | April 27, 2007 at 1:06 pm
She looks like my next door neighbor. Totally average.
Love the dress though!
NCDave | April 27, 2007 at 1:09 pm
She’s pretty..if you like that ‘i play the part of an extra in a episode of Star Trek’ look.
benbadman | April 27, 2007 at 1:09 pm
Who the fuck is this “celeb”? If I wanted to oogle over-tanned milfs, I’d go to xnxx or Milf Hunter’s site.
BarbadoSlim | April 27, 2007 at 1:12 pm
You said it Frist, average, blandness defines her. She, could be a hostess at an Outback Steakhouse somewhere, or a Ruby Tuesday’s.
cheatedhearts | April 27, 2007 at 1:13 pm
According to the link shes dating Andre Garcia the baseball player. How interesting.
I thought she was Jessica Simpson at first, but Jessica Simpson isn’t as boney as hell!
lickmybutt | April 27, 2007 at 1:15 pm
is hell boney?
DrPhowstus | April 27, 2007 at 1:16 pm
Motorboating and little else… though she does have a great face for bukkake.
tits_on_snack | April 27, 2007 at 1:17 pm
Thin is in.
Did I say “thin”?
I mean skin.
Skin is in.
Freshly baked skin, with a nice crispy texture.
Ruby | April 27, 2007 at 1:23 pm
lol @ 23 mmm, tastes like chicken…
whoneedsenemies | April 27, 2007 at 1:23 pm
I’m at work and I don’t dare google bukkake…. wtf is that? lol
MyFirstDayofPuberty | April 27, 2007 at 1:24 pm
Oh My God are those boobies!!! I see boobies! A girl with boobies! And I see them!
(superfish’s not-so-inner child)
MyFirstDayofPuberty | April 27, 2007 at 1:25 pm
it’s a type of custard
yolatengo | April 27, 2007 at 1:26 pm
damn, she isn’t even 30 yet??!! she’ll look 50 by the time she hits 35.
Bern | April 27, 2007 at 1:27 pm
Anyone who says anything negative about the way that chick looks is a gay man or a jealous/insecure girl.
FRIST!!! | April 27, 2007 at 1:27 pm
That’s where I know her from!!! She waited on me at Outback!
No, seriously, who is she? Actress or model? Or singer?
bungoone | April 27, 2007 at 1:28 pm
i hope her husband doesn’t mind that she’s dating someone.
FRIST!!! | April 27, 2007 at 1:29 pm
#29 oh yeah? Well you’re fat
bungoone | April 27, 2007 at 1:29 pm
i’m pretty sure the whole “if you wouldn’t do her, you are gay” or “if you don’t think she’s pretty it’s because you’re a fat insecure chick” is a bit played out. try coming up with some other comment that someone doesn’t say EVERYDAY!
Bern | April 27, 2007 at 1:30 pm
#32 — yes, I am. I’m also not gay, or insecure.
tits_on_snack | April 27, 2007 at 1:31 pm
Sorry, #29. I much prefer my silky milky skin to her KFC “crispy coating”. And since I’m already thin with big boobs, there’s really nothing to be jealous of. Sorry.
Liverpool FC | April 27, 2007 at 1:32 pm
She is nothing but a cheap whore who couldnt keep her legs shut. Proper slut.
Ruby | April 27, 2007 at 1:33 pm
@34 if you weren’t insecure then you wouldn’t have to tell us about your sexuality.
huh? huh?? I thought so.
kristynn | April 27, 2007 at 1:37 pm
i don’t know who you’re looking at, but this girl (whoever she is) isn’t pretty, or hot.
FRIST!!! | April 27, 2007 at 1:38 pm
You tellem, Ruby
Oh, and Liverpool? Shut the fuck up, you contribute NOTHING to the conversation. Maybe your mother should have kept HER legs shut!!!
Bern | April 27, 2007 at 1:39 pm
37 — Touche. I’m probably marginally insecure.
35 — I’m glad you’re proud of yourself.
itspat | April 27, 2007 at 1:44 pm
Where’s “Richard” when you need him?
“…excellent trapezius development…nicely highlighted angularity of features…impressive bronzing…attractively sloping lines on the lateral and dorsal pectorals…”
Jedi Kevin | April 27, 2007 at 1:45 pm
If Lindsey grows a foot then she’ll have THREE feet!
I’ll be here all week!
flavio | April 27, 2007 at 1:45 pm
you are gay. this chick looks like george hamilton. LL is annoying and trashy and stupid, but she is way, way, way hotter than this “girl”.
FRIST!!! | April 27, 2007 at 1:52 pm
Ok, I googled her. Turns out she’s some kind of model. Huh. Go figure.
Makes sense though, because I’ve always wondered who decided Kate Moss was pretty enough to model. Wait, it makes no sense. No sense to me at all :(
whoneedsenemies | April 27, 2007 at 1:58 pm
She didn’t put enough adhesive on her tit. Her skin is so nasty that you can’t even tell her nipple is poking out..
Ruby | April 27, 2007 at 1:59 pm
Have a good weekend, y’all. Back to the trenches (and the Superfishbowl) on Monday.
BarbadoSlim | April 27, 2007 at 2:00 pm
@41 Richard would probably add:
…a notable symmetry graces her torso, leading to a nicely proportioned upper body. And that’s without going into her almost perfect thigh to ankle ratio…
Binky | April 27, 2007 at 2:17 pm
I’ve actually heard of her – do I lose some brownie points ?
She’s a surfer girl – but too much sun Marisa.
woodhorse | April 27, 2007 at 2:19 pm
47 Stop! *laughing* You are bad and must be disciplined. And it just so happens I have a new pair of high heels….
Cardinal Ximenez | April 27, 2007 at 2:20 pm
Oh boy, she’s got bigger man hands than that Irish bastard who cleans our church bells. I think our actress here might actually be a choir boy. Somebody stick a hand up that dress and look for well tucked kielbasa.