Here’s Marisa Miller taking a bath in the August issue of British GQ, and all I have to say is, thank God she’s not pregnant. Seriously, if I look at one more occupied uterus, I’m going to give myself a vasectomy with the first thing I see. *looks at lawnmower* Make that the second thing. Second thing.
NOTE: Pic links to NSFW version that will make you curse God for inventing arms, the bastards of the appendage world.
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Aaaaaaand… there goes another bout of spontaneous combustion… in my boxers…
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oh my god!
Ok, she’s hot, she’s 30, and she has the most amazing REAL breasts in the biz since Tyra retired. Don’t hate, just appreciate.
Ok, she’s hot, she’s 30, and she has the most amazing REAL breasts in the biz since Tyra retired. Don’t hate, just appreciate.
Wow! people are so judgemental..especially women!
She has a killer bod..who cares if she amped up her boobs…We both have the same breasts/implant Dr. ( not telling..lol)!
Seriosuly, you almost can’t tell!
She works really hard on her bod, and it shows..Girls, it is a common fact , when you workout a ton, you loose your boobs!
As far as the makeup! ?? HELLO! IT is a photoshoot.
Stop the hating and chill out already…Photoshoots are fantasies, as are airbrushing, models, etc…No, they don’t look like that in real life. You almost can’t recognize them. Marissa is a sweet and normal person. I am glad to see her doing well!
Wow! people are so judgemental..especially women!
She has a killer bod..who cares if she amped up her boobs…We both have the same breasts/implant Dr. ( not telling..lol)!
Seriosuly, you almost can’t tell!
She works really hard on her bod, and it shows..Girls, it is a common fact , when you workout a ton, you loose your boobs!
As far as the makeup! ?? HELLO! IT is a photoshoot.
Stop the hating and chill out already…Photoshoots are fantasies, as are airbrushing, models, etc…No, they don’t look like that in real life. You almost can’t recognize them. Marissa is a sweet and normal person. I am glad to see her doing well!
#40 SO TRUE
My body may have been that tight before i hit puberty…not 100% about the real breasts either…
the same stupid star to make me click on a pic.. false advertising.. are you blind dumb or simply taking advantage?
there’s nipple. it’s just not very differently coloured than the rest of her skin. agreed there’s not much of it, and I have a really high res monitor and I barely see it, but it is there. and yeah, she is a beauty.
If I could have any one woman in the world, she’d be it.
She is gorgeous! Best swimsuit model by far imo.
#17 u need to lighten up. First of all, ppl like u need to leave the comments for the picture (I should talk, huh) and stop hating on ppl who left word before u. I think that girls do pick up on the small things that true, most guys don’t notice, but she is wearing a lot of makeup (we know its a photo shoot, etc., but damn. Lets remove all sense of reality) I am bi, so I hit on women and men, and yea, if I see something that I don’t like on either sex I’m not gonna be afraid to say so. It’s not about being insecure (although hollywood does try to pass off an acceptable image that is impossible to obtain) There’s nothing wrong with saying, for example, that Megan Fox is hot, but damn did it take some work to get her there. And her ass is still flabby (my ass on the other hand, is yay! but my tits are not near as hot lol) so sure, I’m gonna say Megan Fox has a flabby bum. But she has some rockin tits, u know? Sorry bout the rant lol Don’t hate on me… just stickin up for Lori up there… But about the pic, WHY THE STARS? NO NIPPLE :P
And Perfect 10 magazine, wanted everyone to look real, but I had friends who did it like Marissa and weren’t. The key is to make your implants saggier looking, and not bolted on. C’est possible!
At the end of the day, it was just about selling magazines. the guys that ran it were pervs/dorks.
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Coming from a woman with breast implants myself, and many friends that also have them, those are DEFINITELY implants. You can tell when she moves around, or lies on her back, they flatten out like pancakes, or fall into her armpits, they just stay there. They look awesome, Im really dissapointed with her, because in a recent Shape magazine that I have at home, the first thing out of her mouth is that she does NOT have implants. Why lie? Just don’t say anything if you want to be private about it. She is acting like she is naturally perfect, and well, we all know that ain’t the case. Sorry Marissa, not buying your “all natural” crap. There are MANY gorgeous women out there, that are naturally petite, and come with a flat chest, so they get some help, and look great, ala Marissa, but don’t flat out lie about it, just makes you seem fake on the inside too. But she is GORGEOUS, no doubt about it.
Sorry for the missing words in my last post, Im at work and typing really fast! lol. What I was trying to say is that hers DO NOT flatten out like pancakes or fall into her armpits like real boobs, they just stay there= implants. Very obvious ones, and I think its hysterical that people are so naieve to think they are real just because she says so. Take a closer look people, they are 100% silicone. Not bashing her for it, I really think she is one of the most beautiful models out there, Im just really disapointed that she is so adamant they are real, when its painfully obvious they are not.
Who?
She is so amazingly beautiful. I took my boyfriend to meet her in person and she is just so freakin hot, I WOULD DO HER and im not really into girls :)
She is so amazingly beautiful. I took my boyfriend to meet her in person and she is just so freakin hot, I WOULD DO HER and im not really into girls :)
She is so amazingly beautiful. I took my boyfriend to meet her in person and she is just so freakin hot, I WOULD DO HER and im not really into girls :)
ehhh….She’s just ok, nothing special
Gorgeous body.
Her face is kind of average-ish, but still…she’s got a body to die for.
I’m a girl and she makes me feel naughty }:^D
The most gorgeous VS model ever. PERFECT body.
#17 SHUT UP GUY RUSSI
stating that the photo looks cheap and that fake boobs are not beautiful does not make someone insecure-it makes them rational. Standards of beauty have lowered and this picture is an obvious example. Covering ones face with make-up and stuffing their boobs with plastic hides one’s true beauty. Anyone could work out and obtain a nice body-but not everyone is born with a natural, beautiful face or breasts. Natural is beautiful. you are a dumbass.
#17 SHUT UP GUY RUSSI
stating that the photo looks cheap and that fake boobs are not beautiful does not make someone insecure-it makes them rational. Standards of beauty have lowered and this picture is an obvious example. Covering ones face with make-up and stuffing their boobs with plastic hides one’s true beauty. Anyone could work out and obtain a nice body-but not everyone is born with a natural, beautiful face or breasts. Natural is beautiful. you are a dumbass.
#17 SHUT UP GUY RUSSI
stating that the photo looks cheap and that fake boobs are not beautiful does not make someone insecure-it makes them rational. Standards of beauty have lowered and this picture is an obvious example. Covering ones face with make-up and stuffing their boobs with plastic hides one’s true beauty. Anyone could work out and obtain a nice body-but not everyone is born with a natural, beautiful face or breasts. Natural is beautiful. you are a dumbass.
Hotbox said – “Celebrity men? Hahahahah! Walk down the street and you’ll find plenty of men equal to/better than those dweebs”
Dweebs ? Giys like Johnny Depp and Brad Pitt are dweebs ? Don’t be jealous that you will never have a fraction of their wealth and talent and fame. No normal guys are not equal to or better, if they were girls all around the world wouldn’t warship male movie stars.
I don’t understand people who say her face is ugly….she is beautiful!
Can someone explain to me how she is ugly? ANd Im being serious…I see nothing wrong with this woman
wow.
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Don’t try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to
Don’t try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to
isnt it funny how the people ripping on her are all chicks? jealous are we? id bet anyone who says she is ugly is 200+ pounds and cant get laid. id take a 60 year old marisa miller over you bitches all night
I’m a little late finding this article, but I loved it.
I’m a little late finding this article, but I loved it.
The site used to be cool, it used to rip on these celebrity shitbags, now it’s just like everyone else promotes them. Of course, the site’s creators douchebag celebrities still loathe to make excuses, but really it all to the website serves America’s collective throat cram down the pseudo-pop culture. Surface is now worthless, the name of those who trash this post describes personality.