Here’s Marisa Miller taking a bath in the August issue of British GQ, and all I have to say is, thank God she’s not pregnant. Seriously, if I look at one more occupied uterus, I’m going to give myself a vasectomy with the first thing I see. *looks at lawnmower* Make that the second thing. Second thing.
NOTE: Pic links to NSFW version that will make you curse God for inventing arms, the bastards of the appendage world.
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devilsrain | July 13, 2009 at 10:01 pm
Thankyou
jakester | July 13, 2009 at 10:04 pm
Why the censor star? So lame. So weak…to add when clearly not needed. Not to mention in Europe that would be nothing to censor in the first place, even if something was showing. F**k that whole NSFW unless it is porn.
mj | July 13, 2009 at 10:16 pm
Me and my mate Marissa now have something in common…..
We both love blowing bubbles
Peace out hommies…. MJ..!!
http://www.popduds.com/ | July 13, 2009 at 10:17 pm
MOAR!
Disgruntlordd | July 13, 2009 at 10:20 pm
nice
runescape gold | July 13, 2009 at 10:20 pm
nice
chellllly | July 13, 2009 at 10:34 pm
what does NSFW stand for?
Harry | July 13, 2009 at 10:36 pm
Her body is still to die for, but the face is starting to look its age. That just means she’s gone from being a 12 to an 11.
Automated Response | July 13, 2009 at 10:37 pm
Fucking Schwing.
Chuck Nunchuck | July 13, 2009 at 10:38 pm
#9
No Slut Fears Wieners
JD | July 13, 2009 at 10:44 pm
It’s not topless if there are no nipples.
FYI
lizzy | July 13, 2009 at 10:46 pm
her face is fucking gross, why don’t people see this.
but yes, her body is incredible.
lori | July 13, 2009 at 10:46 pm
Why would anyone wear that much makeup in a bathtub? Why do guys think fake breasts are sexy? This photo looks cheap and not sexy at all.
Hotbox | July 13, 2009 at 10:48 pm
LOVE IT.
confused | July 13, 2009 at 11:01 pm
I come to your site, and i click on the pics… ok, fine. I’m hooked… why the need to put stars on a picture when there is clearly no nipple. it makes no sense. you already have the audience. they are already going to click on the picture, why lie to us?
i have noticed this has been happening more and more often.
it is dirty.
shame on you.
Jefe | July 13, 2009 at 11:15 pm
Are you SURE there was a reason to ‘star’ her private parts?
Like….SURE????
guy rossi | July 13, 2009 at 11:26 pm
#13 SHUTUP LORI
Women who are insecure like you always bitch about hot chicks. You are hating on a babe. Thats the difference between men and women. Girls see a hot girl they find something to hate the hot girl for. Guys see a guy get alot of girls the guy thinks “That guy is cool, I need to be like that”
Richport's Ghost | July 13, 2009 at 11:27 pm
Good thing I banged this chick when I had a chance. Oh wait, that was a RealDoll. My bad. FUCK!
Ariana | July 13, 2009 at 11:31 pm
#18
Okay. Next time I see Holly Madison, I’ll think “That chick is cool/hot, I need to be like that.” ^_^
You know what the difference is? Society has made women go to great lengths to look “hot”. Most celebrity men don’t have that problem.
Go fap to bolted breasts and plastic surgery tard. GG
Ariana | July 13, 2009 at 11:35 pm
Oh but yea, she has a killer bod $
Richard McBeef | July 13, 2009 at 11:46 pm
fat. barf.
Richard McBeef | July 13, 2009 at 11:49 pm
@7 – nipples should face west
Alyssa | July 13, 2009 at 11:57 pm
DUDES, HER BREASTS ARE REALL!!!!!
Thats why she was in perfect ten
God, Id bury myself in her tatas all day and Im a chick.. she’s so hot.
There was an article in NYT saying Angelina was every straight woman’s lay of choice, but she is way hotter.
id just be worried that she may feel a little.. hard bodied.. especially her abs…
become lesbian | July 13, 2009 at 11:58 pm
i would become lesbian to suck on her titties :/ shes that hot
cavy | July 13, 2009 at 11:59 pm
13. lori
Um…..maybe…just maybe…because it’s a friggin’ photo shoot – aka: a fantasy photo shoot….Christ on a cracker!!! LOL
I think she’s gorgeous – she’ll be my thinspo this week!
cavy | July 14, 2009 at 12:01 am
18. guy rossi
I agree! I’m a straight female, but I can appreciate how utterly stunning Marisa Miller is…hot damn!
Whenever I feel like quitting exercise or eating junk, I’ll think of her! She looks so healthy and vibrant….I admit, I’m jealous, but, unlike “Lori”, I would never tear this gorgeous woman apart. I agree….women like Lori are just insecure!
Hotbox | July 14, 2009 at 12:11 am
#20
Those that believe society and the media need help. MOST men do not think like that, and prefer natural beauties, not frankensteins.
Marisa just happens to be one of God’s near-perfect creations.
Celebrity men? Hahahahah! Walk down the street and you’ll find plenty of men equal to/better than those dweebs.
Katie | July 14, 2009 at 12:13 am
hawt.. haha!
phildo | July 14, 2009 at 12:59 am
THERE’S NOTHING BEHIND THAT FUCKING STAR YOU ASSHOLE FUCKING LIAR!
qwestiump | July 14, 2009 at 1:12 am
Okay, seriously, who is she?
I’m being totally straight up- how is she known?
(I mean, aside from the obvious…)
brit | July 14, 2009 at 1:47 am
@30 she’s a Victoria’s Secret Model.
whoisshe | July 14, 2009 at 1:53 am
She the girl that makes your cock go BOING….!!
Ridgidity at it’s finest.
Fancy a pearl necklace love?
hey!! | July 14, 2009 at 2:05 am
I’m a girl and I got all excited to see Marrissa – cause she’s obviously so hot and you bastard you got my hopes up! Don’t put stars if there’s nothing there!!
Valkyrja | July 14, 2009 at 2:27 am
Hot photo.
I want to lick her entire midsection really slowly until she lights on fire.
Yep and I’m female. And yep I’ve done so before. and then some.
isabella345 | July 14, 2009 at 2:44 am
Wow…great photo… I am still in aww.
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Yeah | July 14, 2009 at 4:00 am
I see either a shadow or about one fifth of a giant brown areola. Which is it? Regardless, I second any and all comments calling this bitch ugly or disparaging fake tits.
Crappola | July 14, 2009 at 5:24 am
“…chiggity-check yourself, before you wreck yourself…”
Clearly the photo was not NSFW. Unless the writer obviously busted a nut at the mere sight of a woman’s cleavage showing more than 3/4.
In which case, I suggest he stop masturbating to Maxim.
Plastic much? | July 14, 2009 at 6:18 am
her face is so photoshopped it doesnt resemble human skin in any way. it’s a good thing you men are stupid enough to fall for these fake images of humans since that’s all you’re ever going to get i suppose..
fgd | July 14, 2009 at 6:24 am
fdgdf
kjhkjhkjk | July 14, 2009 at 6:25 am
her face is so photoshopped it doesnt resemble human skin in any way. it’s a good thing you men are stupid enough to fall for these fake images of humans since that’s all you’re ever going to get i suppose..
pure evil | July 14, 2009 at 6:38 am
I wonder, when, and if the superficial writer actually becomes a father, is he going to be hiding and sobbing outside the hospital, clutching this picture of Marissa Miller. “I still want you Marissa! please, I cant handle reality!!!!” pulls out gun BLAM!. Hope springs eternal.
rbv | July 14, 2009 at 6:54 am
so do you star these just to get extra ad clicks?
chas | July 14, 2009 at 7:17 am
I have nudes of marisa when she just started out posing topless. It appears her breasts are larger now.
ROUGH daddy | July 14, 2009 at 7:20 am
Those things look breastacular for a small skinny chic…
shitontheworld | July 14, 2009 at 7:23 am
NAKED? What a queer. Whoever posts the pics & stories(don’t know if it’s just 1 retard a group of them) should shoot themselves ASAP. This site used to be cool, it used to rag on these celebrity shitbags, now it just promotes them like everyone else. Sure, the site’s creators still feign disgust at the douchebag celebrities, but really all this website serves to do is cram this pseudo-pop culture down America’s collective throat. Superficial sucks now, the name only serves to describe the personalities of those who post this trash.
bevo | July 14, 2009 at 7:25 am
Was this labeled NSFW because you work at a monastery? You were taught by the brothers to fear all forms of femininity.
You should fear naked side boob because that much plastic surgery is an abomination of god’s will. Thank you for looking out for us and preventing us from incurring god’s wrath.
Darth | July 14, 2009 at 7:59 am
Blowing bubbles in a hot tub,that’s cute.What’s her age?
lbu | July 14, 2009 at 7:59 am
her arm looks WEIRD
Gando | July 14, 2009 at 8:06 am
Doesn’t she like to play with rubber ducks?
Rhialto | July 14, 2009 at 8:12 am
The standard hotel bathroom.First door on the left.