Marisa Miller in an assload of bikinis

October 14th, 2009 // 64 Comments

These are the latest shots of Marisa Miller in the Victoria’s Secret Swimsuit Catalog that have been making the Internet rounds. If you’re wondering why I’m posting these, obviously this is your visit to The Superficial, and I hope you come back and visit us again soon. Preferably whenever the next post goes up. Lap dances don’t grow on trees. — Yet.

Photos: Victoria’s Secret
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  1. Eric

    FIRST! Maybe?

  2. YumYum

    Just pure YUMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYY!!!!

  3. Eric

    Ha ha ha ha ha, I win~

  4. no

    I dont think any of these are new. As a Victorias Secret shopper, as I have seen these shots many times before…but I guess her breasts are timeless

  5. jigga

    holy boner

  6. marc

    she’s disgustingly hott. pure perfection.

  7. laurente

    her breasts are timeless alright
    timelessly fake!

  8. kris

    Normally I would say “I’d HIT IT!” but she is just too f-ing hot. I would keep her instead!! And not share!!

  9. kris

    Ass To Mouth!!!

  10. Venom

    The definition of Butterface.

  11. Oliver Chester The Molester Lester

    I would love to see those lips around my wonderschlong.

    Better than a Da Vinci.

  12. kramer

    ” her breasts are timeless alright
    timelessly fake! ”

    - except that they’re not.

  13. chick

    She is disgustingly beautiful! :) Great bathing suits!

  14. I’m not going to kid you, I just rubbed one out.

    Anyone got a coupon for Vaseline at CVS? Richport’s Ghost is running low after so much furious masturbating.

  15. kris

    Mouth to Ass!!

  16. Hotness

    Her body is perfect! If only my angry, fat girlfriend could look like this!!!

  17. Chris

    There is a typo in the middle of the paragraph that kind of ruins the joke. You omitted the word ‘first’ from the second sentence. I doubt that you will see this, anonymous Superficial writer guy, but just in case you do…

  18. Jen

    @hotness, maybe you could get a hot girlfriend if you werent so fat and ugly yourself ;)

  19. Liz

    I’m not gonna lie; I think she’s the most beautiful supermodel out there with the most realistic looks to her to boot. Her body’s amazing, her face doesn’t look all pulled and plastic-surgeried out. I likes it.

  20. cc

    Fab body, not so hot face. But…who I am kidding, I’d be overjoyed to have a date that hot.

  21. AmberDextrose

    I used to have a stomach like that a-boo-hoo-hooooooooooo. Damn bitch. Just you wait til you’ve popped out a couple of sprogs.

    On another thought… do VS make their money from selling the wank rags, I mean catalogues? Because ain’t no bastard I know be buying one of those outfits after seeing This bitch in ‘em. I’d just be staying at home weeping. And I ain’t as fat as yo mamma!

  22. Dr Truth

    She needs to get out of the sun or get some sunscreen ASAP.

  23. e-rock

    @12- kramer
    They most definitely are fake, and you obviously no idea what you are talking about. I have had implants for the last ten years now, and can spot them a million miles away. They are excellently done, yes, but still VERY fake. If you don’t believe me, take a look at the shots of her on her back, they don’t fall flat like pancakes, they don’t really move= breast implants. Check out http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com, and look up her name. Pictures say a thousand words.
    Still drop dead gorgeous nonetheless. I wish I had abs like that!! The face, meh, not so much.

  24. Hugh Gentry

    I wouldn’t mind releasing my load on her.

  25. phil

    Ugh. What a fatso.

  26. Meh

    Thank fuck for airbrushing. And anorexia. And breast enhancements.
    Maybe now she can afford some facial peels to melt off the effects of 20 years of sun over exposure….

  27. kris

    @26 Phil, You are sooo funny!!! HAHAHAHA!!! I know you are kidding!! Love to get the shit stirred up!!

  28. chris

    fake tits

  29. marc

    @24 e-rock, except they do flatten out and fall to the sides like real tits.

    see for reference: http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/4474/50thmmiller04.jpg

    “The real or fake question…….I’m going to finally address this because it’s gets a little bit annoying to have people so sure to assume something about you that isn’t true. I DO NOT have implants. I haven’t had any kind of plastic surgery. I use to cover up with big T-shirts in high school and was really shy about it… or should I say, them;)…. I guess you could say, I got over it:)
    Having said that, I have friends that have had surgery and I don’t look down on it at all. It’s not my place to tell another woman what’s right or wrong for her own body.”

  30. Apezilla

    Anyone who doesn’t think this woman is damn fine mattress meat is obviously a commie pinko fag!Personally,I’d like to apply for the position of her personal cammeltoe removal technician.Clearly whatever moron has the job now is removing waaay too much!

  31. Apezilla

    Anyone who doesn’t think this woman is damn fine mattress meat is obviously a commie pinko fag!Personally,I’d like to apply for the position of her personal cammeltoe removal technician.Clearly whatever moron has the job now is removing waaay too much!

  32. See Alice

    A supermodels supermodel . Puts the old ,tired SA look to shame .

  33. Fonzi

    “If you’re wondering why I’m posting these, obviously this is your (first) visit to The Superficial…) c’mon guys… a little proofreading never hurt anyone. Especially when you’re trying for a zinger!

    Oh yeah… and Marissa is hawt!!

  34. yonkers kid

    Dude that’s a man. My dad looks just like that.

  35. f

    Ugh. More freckles than blohan, but without the coke body. Nice roots, supermodel

  36. Dread not

    31. Apezilla – October 14, 2009 6:09 PM

    Anyone who doesn’t think this woman is damn fine mattress meat is obviously a commie pinko fag!Personally,I’d like to apply for the position of her personal cammeltoe removal technician.Clearly whatever moron has the job now is removing waaay too much!

    – Apparently nobody told you that one of the prerequisites of getting the camel toe removal position was the ability spell it correctly. Sorry. Your, SOOL! Maybe Lady GaGa’s hiring. Good luck with those knuckle draggers!

  37. Enough with these big faced, horse facey women!

  38. sarah

    oh man she’s only 31? marisa, put on some sunscreen

  39. Insatiable Peter

    Even if I had millions and had limitless power to exert, I’d feel unworthy …of throwing it in her butt, that is. I’d go strictly missionary with this woman. That’s how serious I am.

  40. she is looking so sexy.She seems to be addicted forfeiting sex stuffs.
    Great appeal.

  41. Hmmm.. She is really a bomb..!!! Looking so hot in bikini.. She has got perfect figure.. Awesome.

  42. Darth

    Either she does like bikinis or she’s getting an assload paid for posing.In the best case it’s both.

  43. Nero

    I’d see some swimsuits what i like.Where can i get these?!

  44. Nero

    Is this the 2009 edition with discount? Or the new 2010?!

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  46. e-rock

    @ #30 Marc- No one wants to openly admit they have breast implants in the modeling world, trust me. I was also a swimsuit model for Venus Swimwear, and have met many many swimsuit models, and NONE of them admit it. I didn’t either when I modeled. Especially at her status level. She can deny it all she wants, but it doesn’t even take a trained eye to know those babies are pure silicone.
    Thats just a fact jack.

  47. e-rock

    You guys that think they are real- take a look at this picture.

    http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/2005/09/08/busted-marissa-miller/

    You can see the implants clearly.
    Just saying, I know a pair of fake boobs when I see them. She may have had naturally big ones to start with, but not anymore.

  48. kramer

    Umm, having seen them bare from about ten years ago -and looking pretty much the same, I might add- I maintain that they are not fake.

  49. She looks german… but pure hotness…

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