These are the latest shots of Marisa Miller in the Victoria’s Secret Swimsuit Catalog that have been making the Internet rounds. If you’re wondering why I’m posting these, obviously this is your visit to The Superficial, and I hope you come back and visit us again soon. Preferably whenever the next post goes up. Lap dances don’t grow on trees. — Yet.
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Eric | October 14, 2009 at 1:30 pm
FIRST! Maybe?
YumYum | October 14, 2009 at 1:30 pm
Just pure YUMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYY!!!!
Eric | October 14, 2009 at 1:31 pm
Ha ha ha ha ha, I win~
no | October 14, 2009 at 1:31 pm
I dont think any of these are new. As a Victorias Secret shopper, as I have seen these shots many times before…but I guess her breasts are timeless
jigga | October 14, 2009 at 1:32 pm
holy boner
marc | October 14, 2009 at 1:35 pm
she’s disgustingly hott. pure perfection.
laurente | October 14, 2009 at 1:42 pm
her breasts are timeless alright
timelessly fake!
kris | October 14, 2009 at 1:47 pm
Normally I would say “I’d HIT IT!” but she is just too f-ing hot. I would keep her instead!! And not share!!
kris | October 14, 2009 at 1:49 pm
Ass To Mouth!!!
Venom | October 14, 2009 at 1:53 pm
The definition of Butterface.
Oliver Chester The Molester Lester | October 14, 2009 at 1:55 pm
I would love to see those lips around my wonderschlong.
Better than a Da Vinci.
kramer | October 14, 2009 at 1:56 pm
” her breasts are timeless alright
timelessly fake! ”
- except that they’re not.
http://www.thefamousphere.com | October 14, 2009 at 2:05 pm
great body, old face.
chick | October 14, 2009 at 2:09 pm
She is disgustingly beautiful! :) Great bathing suits!
Richport's Ghost | October 14, 2009 at 2:09 pm
I’m not going to kid you, I just rubbed one out.
Anyone got a coupon for Vaseline at CVS? Richport’s Ghost is running low after so much furious masturbating.
kris | October 14, 2009 at 2:21 pm
Mouth to Ass!!
Hotness | October 14, 2009 at 2:40 pm
Her body is perfect! If only my angry, fat girlfriend could look like this!!!
Chris | October 14, 2009 at 2:45 pm
There is a typo in the middle of the paragraph that kind of ruins the joke. You omitted the word ‘first’ from the second sentence. I doubt that you will see this, anonymous Superficial writer guy, but just in case you do…
Jen | October 14, 2009 at 2:49 pm
@hotness, maybe you could get a hot girlfriend if you werent so fat and ugly yourself ;)
Liz | October 14, 2009 at 2:49 pm
I’m not gonna lie; I think she’s the most beautiful supermodel out there with the most realistic looks to her to boot. Her body’s amazing, her face doesn’t look all pulled and plastic-surgeried out. I likes it.
cc | October 14, 2009 at 2:51 pm
Fab body, not so hot face. But…who I am kidding, I’d be overjoyed to have a date that hot.
AmberDextrose | October 14, 2009 at 3:09 pm
I used to have a stomach like that a-boo-hoo-hooooooooooo. Damn bitch. Just you wait til you’ve popped out a couple of sprogs.
On another thought… do VS make their money from selling the wank rags, I mean catalogues? Because ain’t no bastard I know be buying one of those outfits after seeing This bitch in ‘em. I’d just be staying at home weeping. And I ain’t as fat as yo mamma!
Dr Truth | October 14, 2009 at 3:10 pm
She needs to get out of the sun or get some sunscreen ASAP.
e-rock | October 14, 2009 at 4:08 pm
@12- kramer
They most definitely are fake, and you obviously no idea what you are talking about. I have had implants for the last ten years now, and can spot them a million miles away. They are excellently done, yes, but still VERY fake. If you don’t believe me, take a look at the shots of her on her back, they don’t fall flat like pancakes, they don’t really move= breast implants. Check out http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com, and look up her name. Pictures say a thousand words.
Still drop dead gorgeous nonetheless. I wish I had abs like that!! The face, meh, not so much.
Hugh Gentry | October 14, 2009 at 4:41 pm
I wouldn’t mind releasing my load on her.
phil | October 14, 2009 at 4:51 pm
Ugh. What a fatso.
Meh | October 14, 2009 at 5:21 pm
Thank fuck for airbrushing. And anorexia. And breast enhancements.
Maybe now she can afford some facial peels to melt off the effects of 20 years of sun over exposure….
kris | October 14, 2009 at 5:21 pm
@26 Phil, You are sooo funny!!! HAHAHAHA!!! I know you are kidding!! Love to get the shit stirred up!!
chris | October 14, 2009 at 5:35 pm
fake tits
marc | October 14, 2009 at 5:57 pm
@24 e-rock, except they do flatten out and fall to the sides like real tits.
see for reference: http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/4474/50thmmiller04.jpg
“The real or fake question…….I’m going to finally address this because it’s gets a little bit annoying to have people so sure to assume something about you that isn’t true. I DO NOT have implants. I haven’t had any kind of plastic surgery. I use to cover up with big T-shirts in high school and was really shy about it… or should I say, them;)…. I guess you could say, I got over it:)
Having said that, I have friends that have had surgery and I don’t look down on it at all. It’s not my place to tell another woman what’s right or wrong for her own body.”
Apezilla | October 14, 2009 at 6:09 pm
Anyone who doesn’t think this woman is damn fine mattress meat is obviously a commie pinko fag!Personally,I’d like to apply for the position of her personal cammeltoe removal technician.Clearly whatever moron has the job now is removing waaay too much!
Apezilla | October 14, 2009 at 6:09 pm
Anyone who doesn’t think this woman is damn fine mattress meat is obviously a commie pinko fag!Personally,I’d like to apply for the position of her personal cammeltoe removal technician.Clearly whatever moron has the job now is removing waaay too much!
See Alice | October 14, 2009 at 7:12 pm
A supermodels supermodel . Puts the old ,tired SA look to shame .
Fonzi | October 14, 2009 at 7:46 pm
“If you’re wondering why I’m posting these, obviously this is your (first) visit to The Superficial…) c’mon guys… a little proofreading never hurt anyone. Especially when you’re trying for a zinger!
Oh yeah… and Marissa is hawt!!
yonkers kid | October 14, 2009 at 8:56 pm
Dude that’s a man. My dad looks just like that.
f | October 14, 2009 at 8:57 pm
Ugh. More freckles than blohan, but without the coke body. Nice roots, supermodel
Dread not | October 14, 2009 at 11:57 pm
31. Apezilla – October 14, 2009 6:09 PM
Anyone who doesn’t think this woman is damn fine mattress meat is obviously a commie pinko fag!Personally,I’d like to apply for the position of her personal cammeltoe removal technician.Clearly whatever moron has the job now is removing waaay too much!
– Apparently nobody told you that one of the prerequisites of getting the camel toe removal position was the ability spell it correctly. Sorry. Your, SOOL! Maybe Lady GaGa’s hiring. Good luck with those knuckle draggers!
Sickitten | October 15, 2009 at 1:16 am
Enough with these big faced, horse facey women!
sarah | October 15, 2009 at 1:28 am
oh man she’s only 31? marisa, put on some sunscreen
Insatiable Peter | October 15, 2009 at 2:49 am
Even if I had millions and had limitless power to exert, I’d feel unworthy …of throwing it in her butt, that is. I’d go strictly missionary with this woman. That’s how serious I am.
flash speicher | October 15, 2009 at 6:19 am
she is looking so sexy.She seems to be addicted forfeiting sex stuffs.
Great appeal.
gesundheit | October 15, 2009 at 6:19 am
Hmmm.. She is really a bomb..!!! Looking so hot in bikini.. She has got perfect figure.. Awesome.
Darth | October 15, 2009 at 10:55 am
Either she does like bikinis or she’s getting an assload paid for posing.In the best case it’s both.
Nero | October 15, 2009 at 10:59 am
I’d see some swimsuits what i like.Where can i get these?!
Nero | October 15, 2009 at 11:01 am
Is this the 2009 edition with discount? Or the new 2010?!
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e-rock | October 15, 2009 at 12:58 pm
@ #30 Marc- No one wants to openly admit they have breast implants in the modeling world, trust me. I was also a swimsuit model for Venus Swimwear, and have met many many swimsuit models, and NONE of them admit it. I didn’t either when I modeled. Especially at her status level. She can deny it all she wants, but it doesn’t even take a trained eye to know those babies are pure silicone.
Thats just a fact jack.
e-rock | October 15, 2009 at 1:11 pm
You guys that think they are real- take a look at this picture.
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/2005/09/08/busted-marissa-miller/
You can see the implants clearly.
Just saying, I know a pair of fake boobs when I see them. She may have had naturally big ones to start with, but not anymore.
kramer | October 15, 2009 at 3:31 pm
Umm, having seen them bare from about ten years ago -and looking pretty much the same, I might add- I maintain that they are not fake.
Mane | October 16, 2009 at 12:38 am
She looks german… but pure hotness…