Marisa Miller in a bikini

October 22nd, 2008 // 45 Comments

Victoria’s Secret Angel Marisa Miller did a little bikini photo-shoot action for the latest issue of Complex magazine. True, these might be a little airbrushed, but allow me to issue a rebuttal: BIKINI. That throbbing sensation is my insane debate skills roundhouse kicking you in the anus. You might want to put on ice that.

NOTE: Video of Marisa’s photo shoot after the jump. If this doesn’t fill you with child-like glee and cause you to throw dollar bills at the screen, Congratulations! You’re dead inside.

Thanks to “Joe” who I’m convinced is really Santa Claus. (I want a pony.)

Photos: Complex
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  1. domingr77

    primero!!!

  2. Carson

    First
    This chick is smoking, maybe she can smoke my pole

  3. First Time

    Nice, but I already have a (few) copy of the Victoria’s Secret catalog in the bathroom

  4. mimi

    Praying for Amy the A-hole!

    What is Britney doing FISH-ASS?

  5. meh

    Judging by the roots I think she’d look hotter with her natural dark hair. I like the dark hair with light skin and eyes look because it’s exotic and you don’t see enough of it.

  6. Celebrities suck

    EWW SHE LOOKS LIKE A 12 YEAR OLD. SHE REALLY NEEDS TO EAT SOME FOOD.

  7. 1 MILF Hunter

    Very nice. More of this, less of baggy belly Tara Reid.

  8. Carson

    What are you thinking #7?
    She is stunning, purely phenomial…

  9. sixpack

    So we’ll see this on the newstands anyway? Big deal.

  10. Meridth

    Who likes gossip?

    Women right!

    So why the hell do you show all of these chicks in bikini’s?

    Just asking!

  11. Jumpin_J

    Phish, stop showing pictures of my future wife. Seriously, this is annoying.

  12. Huh?

    Wel, i think the airbrushing was done on thesecond to last pic. she is obviously hiding a dick.

  13. samdog

    @ 7 sounds like some little piggy is jeoulous.

    @13 your just a fucking moron

  14. Kahlee

    #6 I agree. She would look twice as good with her natural hair colour.

  15. I’d like to get a hold of her hair. The color is not shiny and the extensions look chunky. She is really hot but could be even hotter with better hair :-)

    http://www.jordanalorraine.com

  16. gotmilk?

    this bitch is a major snooze fest.

  17. boredom

    “True, these might be a little airbrushed, but allow me to issue a rebuttal: BIKINI. That throbbing sensation is my insane debate skills roundhouse kicking you in the anus. You might want to put on ice that.”

    you sir are just awesome

  18. tom

    Butterface Butterface Butterface

  19. Fat Chicks Suck

    #7 has to be joking – I really hope there aren’t honestly people out there that stupid.

    This chick is a TOUCH thicker than I prefer…but she has a pretty nice body. I’m not sure it’s Victoria’s Secret Angel hot…but better than most.

  20. Bickus Dickus

    She’s getting the cover for the “Victoria’s Secret – White Trash Edition”

    You kidding me?

  21. People in this country cant really get it right when it comes to the weight issue, can they?
    Thats a wonderful looking body, not an ounce of extra fat,,, and not emaciated!

  22. Oh, she is so gross and her face is ugly and that body is scary. Ok, she’s beautiful and I’m jealous..

  23. John

    Yeah, she’s way hot in pictures, but I sat near her at the Super Bowl and she really did look too thin in person… almost emaciated… like you would break her into little pieces if you just hugged her. Think the camera added a couple pounds on her frame and she honestly looks better like this than she does in person. Still a pretty girl though.

  24. lulu

    this bitch is just so pretty. in the victorias secret magazines, you have to be careful what clothes you buy (that she’s modeling) because she looks great in whatever they throw her in. keep workin that thang girlfriend!

  25. Thighhighs

    She is just stunning! It’s also nice to see a model that it’s painfully skinny. I love pic two…baby’s got some nice thighs!!!

  26. Fat Chicks Suck

    #25: You are a dumbass. What was she wearing, John?

  27. huntybaby

    she has a gorgeous face and body, some of y’all are so obviously jealous.. although, her tits usually look a lot bigger… photoshop i guess

  28. metrosexual

    Is that a man or a woman? Too masculine for my taste

  29. mink

    she’s flawless. I’m in love

  30. alisa

    i have to admit these pictures don’t really do her justice.. she looks way better in other pictures… that stomach… that butt.. those legs… i hate her.

  31. onemoredrink

    so shoot me but this IS the body all women should be working towards, if they dont already have it. why settle for anything less? i dont understand how fat PEOPLE, not just girls, can live with themselves. HIT THE GYM AND GET BUSY! Everyone has the right to look this hot!

    (i aggree with the butterface comment but hey! her body kicks it to the curb. right on)

  32. timmy the dying boy

    Oh good, another bikini vid from a silicone-enhanced bag of bones. Just what the world needs in this time of crisis.

  33. She’s standing like this to MASK her belly?
    what exactly do you mean by: NAIVE AMERICANS?

  34. yourmother

    Can you stop with the shitty scans already, there makin my penis soft

  35. NY Ted

    Oops! I just made a mess!

  36. harry

    Wel, i think the airbrushing was done on thesecond to last pic. she is obviously hiding a dick. It is said she is dating friends on mysportsdate dot com. Her sexy photos are found there.

  37. harry

    Wel, i think the airbrushing was done on thesecond to last pic. she is obviously hiding a dick. It is said she is dating friends on mysportsdate dot com. Her sexy photos are found there.

  38. Alexis

    #34:
    She’s not silicone inhanced. Years ago she was featured in a magazine that only allowed natrual girls to be photographed for its issues.

    #6, 15, 17:
    She’s also a natrual blonde (check out her earlier work). She just has lowlights added in her hair. I do agree with all of you in saying a more uniform color would be prettier, though. I’ve never been a fan of obvious two-toned hair.

  39. John

    @28, Dumbass, since the Bowl was in Arizona, not much… enough to see the frail skinny body. Next question?

  40. Wow…, she is so sexy and hot. BTW, my brother told me he saw her profile and photos at an age gap dating club **AgelessOnly.c o m**. She has written some blogs a few days ago. Maybe you should have a look.

  41. margaret

    please, she looks like a man with makeup, or jessica simpson sort of. Inguna Butane and Adrianna Lima are the only beautiful victoria’s secret models right now.

  42. keira

    #43 Iguna Butane is just gross…so ugly…ewww, but Marisa Miller is face weise not better…the body is cool, Alessandra Ambrosio and Heidi Klum rule !

  43. gingernicole

    body-9 face -3

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