Marisa Miller, Heidi Klum and Miranda Kerr because today ends in a ‘Y’

December 3rd, 2008 // 61 Comments

Here’s pics of Marisa Miller, Heidi Klum and Miranda Kerr attending the opening celebration for the Victoria’s Secret Lexington Ave. Flagship Store in New York. While Miranda and Marisa look hot, I don’t know what’s going on with Heidi Klum. It’s like her dress is made of a bedazzled Hefty bag, and she told her stylist “Make me look like Tea Leoni – but hold the frigid.” Somewhere David Duchnovny just saw these and checked back into rehab. – - He was out thirty seconds later. A new record!

Photos: Splash News

  1. Fish, you are my fucking hero!

    I bet gay guys and jealous chicks fucking hate this website, but can’t help but come and look. Kind of like a train wreck.

  2. kitty_kat

    @29- Are you kidding me?! Compared to the other two, Miranda looks like someone pulled an 11-year-old boy off the street and put him in a dress and wig!

  3. noname

    that lady in the white dress looks like a pretty version of jessica simpson.

  4. b

    heidi klum makes me wanna vomit. Shes so gross, and just the thought of some burnt face monkey makes it even worse. I bet she smells like coconut oil.

  5. Sheva

    Okay so Miranda is the brunette. Stunning. She’s absolutely glowing and her dress brings it out.

    Heidi Klum looks pegged to take the title though. The title for Soccer Mom of the Year.

    The other blonde may have a bit too much eye makeup. But she looks like a happy rabbit that will jam hard at the sound of a carrot hitting the juicer.

  6. puuurrrrrrrrr

    I can pick my teeth with Miranda, she is as flat as a board. Heidi is the only one that looks like a woman here.

  7. Lyla Kohl

    Yo I went to this party & Marissa Miller was nothing special at all

    She was short compared to the others
    Like a fug barbie.

    Alessandra & Doutzen & Heidi were perfect though

  8. Alicat

    Something about Miranda… she’s beautiful but I always think she needs to exfoliate or get a chemical peel or something. Maybe it’s her giant forehead. Bangs maybe…

  9. D

    THEIR ASSES ARE FLAT AS A BOARD! GROSS. I DON’T THINK THEY’RE SEXY AT ALL.

  10. douglatins

    marisa miller is perfect, shes my wallpaper forever. I consciously pass out every time i see a photograph or her!

  11. good looking very pretty images..

    Thanks…

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