Marisa Miller, Heidi Klum and Miranda Kerr because today ends in a ‘Y’

December 3rd, 2008 // 61 Comments

Here’s pics of Marisa Miller, Heidi Klum and Miranda Kerr attending the opening celebration for the Victoria’s Secret Lexington Ave. Flagship Store in New York. While Miranda and Marisa look hot, I don’t know what’s going on with Heidi Klum. It’s like her dress is made of a bedazzled Hefty bag, and she told her stylist “Make me look like Tea Leoni – but hold the frigid.” Somewhere David Duchnovny just saw these and checked back into rehab. – - He was out thirty seconds later. A new record!

Photos: Splash News
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  1. Lorac

    Ooooh la la.

  2. She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site “”"” W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m”"”"”" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now? ?????????????????

  3. Anna

    compared to the other 2 chicks, heidi’s age is showing:(

  4. Dre

    Dude, i only like miranda kerr. she looks pretty good.

  5. sarbear

    theyre so skinny. they dont even have womanly figures anymore

  6. juggMcgrew

    Dude you mispleded Marisa….

    *sihg*

  7. Darken

    Marisa smokes them all. After me that is.

    Read that double entendre and weep bitches.

  8. Jackson'shole

    #4 Marisa is 30. Heidi is 34. There’s not much difference there….

  9. Kahlee

    Heidi looks the best, hands down. Miranda Kerr (the brunette) has a weirdly proportioned face. Kind of like the model Lily Cole.

  10. Ed

    Is it just me or does that not look anything like Heidi? I mean, I don’t think its even her…hahaha

  11. #6 lmao
    #10, it is Tea Leone in a bedazzled hefty bag. Full of trash too, by the looks of it..

  12. ashley

    i think they all exfoliated their mystic tans away.

  13. mrmiji

    I love MM but she’s weeks from plastic work and sadly her wide spaced eyes won’t respond to it. The knees are the clue…busy…she’s losing her collagen quickly from likely malnutrition…starvation.

  14. bart

    thanks for making me question my sexuality

  15. JS

    The first one looks like Jessica Simpson…you sure it isn’t?

  16. Isabel

    That is not Heidi Klum, for sure! =/

  17. RAWR!

    I want to spread my ass cheeks over Marisa and go to town on her. I’m talking about shitting on her. Hopefully diarrhea, otherwise I can’t orgasm. RAWR!

  18. Anna

    #5, i thought the exact same thing…xcept this chicks jawline isnt as manly as jessica’s

  19. Anna

    #15, i thought the exact same thing…xcept this chicks jawline isnt as manly as jessica’s

  20. Guest

    Miranda is GORGEOUS!!

  21. BANGBANG

    8 – you are retarded. Age makes no difference.

  22. She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site “”"” W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m”"”"”" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now? ?????????????????

  23. F-Obama

    #5 must be a fat chick, or a dude stuck with a fat chick, trying to convince everyone that fat is in.
    Marisa Miller is really sexy in these pictures. I have to go masturbate now, oh, I can just do it here….
    ~o ~o ~o ~o ~o ~o ~o ~o ~o ~o ~o ~o ~o ~o ~o ~o ~o ~o ~o ~o ~o ~o ~o ~o ~o ~o ~o ~o ~o ~o ~o

    OK, done.

  24. Jupiter Girl

    ALL of the chix are stunning…but HEIDI takes the cake on this one! Love the dress, assecories, hair, make-up..everything is perfect!

  25. IAM(A)LEGEND

    advice for # 5, lose some wieght

  26. Concerned white citizen

    And this is why white women are superior to black women.

  27. Rynn

    I like her and think she is damn sexy, no sane guy here would pass up the opportunity to get with her.
    I have viewed many hot SEXY pics at ***INTERRACIALLOVING.COM*** where many fans are together, also I’ve meet kinds of black and white singles who are hunger for true love online.

  28. Concerned white citizen

    Rynne,

    Take your race mixing shit somewhere else. The closest whites should be to negroes is when we visit them at the zoo.

  29. Steve

    Notice only the females think Heidi looks good. She looks like shit. She’s better looking than 99% of the population, but she isn’t as hot anymore, her face was never that great even in her prime. Marisa and Miranda are stunning.

  30. Jilly Bean

    I already miss Ted from LA. Please come back Ted from LA. I wish I could recall the research he cited about racist people. It was facinating.

  31. mimi

    Praying for Ted from LA.

  32. WE MISS A KIM KARDASHIAN HERE, folks!!

  33. She’s so pretty. I love her smile very much. A few days ago, I saw her at the rich dating club ” !!! .sugar baby __myinterracialmatch.com__ ” she posted a nice profile there. Seems she is looking for a nice guy for serious relationships.

  34. Toneley

    How sexy she is!!!!
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    Come in and stay a while. Post a message, a pic of yourself and check out the hot photo galleries. You are guaranteed to find someone you like here.

  35. sloreftw

    hot, enough said

  36. Mal

    epic amounts of spam in the comments of this one. nice.

    Marisa is way hot. She has a KILLER body. Looks like a flat ass here, though. weird.

  37. ArtJam

    Marisa Miller is a hotter version of Jessica Simpson! In fact, I had to do a double take cuz I thought that could NOT possibly be Jessica Simpson!! Of course it isn’t. Jessica is a stupid ugly snatch!!

  38. They’re beautiful in their own ways.

  39. Whats a womanly figure? these girls have normal weights! check each and every country around the world!

  40. Marisa Miller is undressing me with her eyes… it makes me very uncomfortable, because now my pants are tight.

  41. Deacon Jones

    wooooooowww. Didnt even fucking recognize Heidi, I thought she was some old British bitch when I saw her photo.

    See what happens when you have babies ladies? You age superfast, not good if you’re looking for that promotion.

  42. Parker

    I would hire the one in black to apply the KY lube to the ass of the other two girls and to my cock. Then I would buttfuck both of these girls wildly and happily while the one in black slowly came to realize that no man would put a penis in her useless ugly ass. She would burt into tears and sob uncontrollably as I blew my load inside the hot ass of the girl in white. Then the three of us, the white and red and myself, would adjourn to the shower and enjoy some slippery times together while the girl in black resigned herself to follow behind us, picking up our wet towels and applying KY to the asses of the other girls for the anal sex.

  43. Don

    I thought it was Jessica Simspon until I scrolled down. Jessica is much more blessed in the Jumongous Juggs Department.

  44. koko

    @2 fuck off spam cunt!

  45. mink

    43- Marisa has D’s, what more do you want? Plus she’s in perfect shape

  46. gotmilk?

    knocked kneed bimbos

  47. JPRichardson

    Miranda Kerr looks TOOO THIN. She could be gorgeous if she puts a few additional pounds on (like between 15 and 20, no kidding). EAT A FUCKING SANDWICH, GIRL!!!!!

  48. potplo

    Wow, Miranda Kerr is UGLY! WTF?

  49. Balls McCoy

    Marisa Miller is off the hook!

  50. Valkyrie

    # 42

    YAY it’s parker! what would I do without his musings on/in the anal playground!!

    Bedazzled trashbag was ace. <3

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