Here’s Marisa Miller and Alessandra Ambrosio in the latest Victoria’s Secret Swimsuit campaign which is probably the most important and pressing news of the day. Obama could eat a puppy on live TV, and I’d just be thinking about Marisa Miller’s breasts. It’s like I have an amazing superpower or something.
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tdub | May 8, 2009 at 2:24 pm
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Deacon Jones | May 8, 2009 at 2:26 pm
I’m going to hold up a picture of Ambrosio to my friend’s bitch of a wife and go
“What were you talking about?” and just walk away.
Prick McGill from Bunker Hill | May 8, 2009 at 2:32 pm
Thank God, some decent looking women instead of the no-talent fat ass Kim Kardashian and the rapidly aging and anorexic looking Lindsay Lohan.
ph7 | May 8, 2009 at 2:33 pm
If there really was a God, every woman would look like these women or better.
Instead, the world is filled with porkers, butterfaces, and snaggletooths.
JPRichardson | May 8, 2009 at 2:42 pm
Marissa Miller is God.
Davo | May 8, 2009 at 2:43 pm
@ 4…
There is a God, and he in his infinite sense of humor will give you a daughter that looks like this and you will be cursed with defending her innocence for years to come.
Italian Stallion | May 8, 2009 at 2:44 pm
Map of Hawaii all over her stomach…..
Prettybaby | May 8, 2009 at 2:44 pm
#4 You forgot the butterbones girls.
“She’s hot, but her bones”
Boogeyman King Dong | May 8, 2009 at 2:49 pm
The noble guy i am.I’m willing to sacrifice myself again!
havoc | May 8, 2009 at 2:52 pm
I got nothing.
It goes without saying…..
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Disco Lives | May 8, 2009 at 2:54 pm
Yeaahhhh baby…perfect set of tits to do some lines off of!
(walks out of room backwards, while dancing)
Iambananas | May 8, 2009 at 3:03 pm
Okay, those are real.
FunEntertain | May 8, 2009 at 3:05 pm
preety nice looking
want some more stuff click my name
FunEntertain | May 8, 2009 at 3:05 pm
preety nice looking
want some more stuff click my name
booblooker | May 8, 2009 at 3:05 pm
duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh
FunEntertain | May 8, 2009 at 3:06 pm
ldshlghds
Rossi | May 8, 2009 at 3:08 pm
That’s some pretty awful air-brushing. Every model’s bottom half is blurred perfectly smooth and has zero detail, while the top half is extremely focused. It looks like what would happen if a 15 year-old attempted to modify their Myspace pictures.
Iambananas | May 8, 2009 at 3:08 pm
… and every man would look like this:
http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tmz.com/media/2009/05/0508_hugh_jackman_1518647_ramey_split.jpg
But unfortunately, all the men have small dicks, small arms, big bellies, bald heads, bad attitudes and couldn’t find your g-spot with a man AND your g-spot.
mystic | December 5, 2010 at 2:40 pm
ha ha ha ha ha ha soooooooo true!!
gotmilk? | May 8, 2009 at 3:09 pm
yeah someone needs to hire a better airbrusher.
signs that you need to eat something – your elbows are the biggest part of your arm.
DeviousJinx | May 8, 2009 at 3:17 pm
Well put, lambananas!
Disco Lives | May 8, 2009 at 3:26 pm
@ Lambananas
Hey suga, if I see you on the dance floor tonight, I’ll jump kick your head! HiYA!
(cross kicks air, does key bump, moonwalks out of room)
? approve | May 8, 2009 at 4:04 pm
so true 18. don’t forget about erectile dysfunction on top of all that. haha.
jm | May 8, 2009 at 4:04 pm
Long torsos? I think they look a little under weight and shapeless would probably look better with a few pounds
ph7 | May 8, 2009 at 4:11 pm
The difference, Lambananas, is that men have the money in this world, and that attracts women despite our physical appearance. (Look at Selma Hayek’s new husband). Men also, on average, improve as they age.
Women, with a few rare execeptions, have it ALL riding on their physical appearance – and they peak at age 22-23, after which it’s all a long, slow, degrading decline into wrinkled, dried grannydom.
A man with money, despite his age can just re-up with younger women once their current woman loses that new-car smell. Women, instead, once over 35 and drying up like a dead flower, have little or no options to improve on a tired mate. They are stuck .
Don’t shoot me – I’m just the messenger.
Deacon Jones | May 8, 2009 at 4:13 pm
@22
Yeah, well I guarantee their husbands wouldnt suffer from this if they had an 18 year old cheerleader with pigtails doing splits in their lap
Zanna | May 8, 2009 at 4:26 pm
@24- you know what trump’s men’s money? PUSSY. No matter how much money you got…you want some and you’re paying for it one way or another.
Joana | May 8, 2009 at 4:34 pm
OMG, didn’t Alessandra have a baby like last Thursday, or something?! I know that they probably have a thousand personal trainers and work out 26 hours a day, but man… That has to have something to do with genetics too!…
Jimmy | May 8, 2009 at 4:45 pm
Laughing at #22.
Never heard of a case of erectile dysfunction that upgrading to a younger, hotter woman couldn’t solve.
It’s like the man who no longer opens a car door when going out to dinner – there is no problem with the man’s hand. It has everything with the diminishing returns for opening that door.
Coozie Watusi | May 8, 2009 at 5:26 pm
Wow, that’s some fine trim! However, I don’t think it’s Marissa, nose is different and did they airbrush out her freckles?
ROUGH-ism | May 8, 2009 at 5:50 pm
Who are these freaks with the “eat something” dont they have plus size models? no one tell them to lose weight…
Some Girl | May 8, 2009 at 6:18 pm
@# 28: Tell that to Manny Ramirez…
GaGa | May 8, 2009 at 7:29 pm
These women aren’t even human. Even thought they airbrushed off Marissa’s freckles and did some retouching, these girls are tall, skinny beautiful and set an impossible stardard for us mortals to live up to.
Miss Australia | May 8, 2009 at 7:34 pm
Wow! there is so much jealosy on this site! these girls look fantastic n u all know it!
Mike | May 8, 2009 at 7:58 pm
No Toe, No Grow.
irtwg` | May 8, 2009 at 11:16 pm
Apparently I’m the only one who thinks that Allesandra is really ugly in the face and I don’t like her body either. Marissa has a perfect body though and a nice face.
gerard vandenberg | May 9, 2009 at 1:29 am
WITHOUT ONE IT EVEN LOOKS BETTER, folks!!
whomever | May 9, 2009 at 3:31 am
Are you guys seriously bitching about the airbrushing? SERIOUSLY? I’m a chick and I can’t stop looking at their bodies. Hellllloooooo, focus.
Matthew | May 9, 2009 at 7:52 am
Marisa Miller- proof there is a God
chlöe | May 9, 2009 at 8:57 am
very pretty!
Darth | May 9, 2009 at 10:17 am
It’s almost hard to see who is which one.Maybe if they were naked i could see it better?
fake boobies | May 9, 2009 at 1:12 pm
its called BREAST AUGMENTATION. 4 TUMMY TUCKS AND PLASTIC INSERTION in places plastic should not be inserted. Give me 6 million dollars and god dammit I will look just like her fake ass.. genetics my ass
conscise found | May 10, 2009 at 11:17 pm
Too fit.
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usb flash drive | May 10, 2010 at 1:34 am
There is one God and his infinite sense of humor you have a daughter that looks like this for years and will give you come up with to defend his innocence will be cursed.