Marion Cotillard proves nudity = Oscar Gold

February 25th, 2008 // 116 Comments

These are screen shots of Marion Cotillard in the movie La Vie en Rose that earned her an Oscar for Best Actress. And, hey, what do you know? She’s completely nude. Like downtown nude. I think these shots not only celebrate the human spirit and fine art of cinema, they also prove that foreign films are wicked awesome. And not just because of the nudity. But because of their compelling story and characters – who eventually get nude and do it with all kinds of crazy angles. Viva la cinema!

NOTE: Pics are totally NSFW. Granted they’re from an Oscar-winning movie, they’ll probably get you Oscar-winning fired.

EDIT: Turns out these shots are from Marion’s earlier film Les jolies choses. I’m not very good with foreign flicks. The last one I saw was Ernest Goes to Canada. Hey, Vern, it sucked.

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Comments (116)

  1. 1st | February 25, 2008 at 5:20 pm

    1st

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  2. unicornzrawk | February 25, 2008 at 5:21 pm

    almost

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  3. Joe C | February 25, 2008 at 5:21 pm

    Surely I’m not the first to comment on how nice those titties are.

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  4. Quinn | February 25, 2008 at 5:21 pm

    her nipples are big pink stars… oh there they are heehheee click twice

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  5. top ten | February 25, 2008 at 5:21 pm

    They are just breasts. Grow the fark up, Fish.

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  6. Kris | February 25, 2008 at 5:21 pm

    1st, please go eat shit in the corner and play with it. Thank you.

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  7. Joe C | February 25, 2008 at 5:22 pm

    That bush is a bit much. I am all for some hair on the pussy, but she could at least trim the hedges a bit.

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  8. L | February 25, 2008 at 5:22 pm

    These are not from La Vie en Rose.

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  9. screening | February 25, 2008 at 5:24 pm

    these are not from la vie en rose

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  10. c | February 25, 2008 at 5:25 pm

    those are not from La Vie en Rose

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  11. Hobo | February 25, 2008 at 5:28 pm

    Superficial are idiots, this is not from Le Vie en Rose…she has curly hair (because she is Edith Piaf, numnuts) throughout the movie.

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  12. Jimbo | February 25, 2008 at 5:30 pm

    This works for me. this is the best post today.

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  13. Joe C | February 25, 2008 at 5:31 pm

    Boy those sure do stand up nicely even though she’s on her back.

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  14. Charlie | February 25, 2008 at 5:32 pm

    These are definitely NOT from La vie en rose – anyone who’s seen the movie will tell you that. These are from “Les jolies choses”, a really good movie with Marion playing twin sisters (both of them)…

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  15. ILoveWomen | February 25, 2008 at 5:34 pm

    Only fags would complain about the source when you have a gorgeous body like that staring at ya.

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  16. Jimbo | February 25, 2008 at 5:36 pm

    @8, 9 , 10, 11 Who gives a shit? They are topless photo of an acadamy award winner. Stop whining and enjoy the boobs!!

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  17. FRIST!!! | February 25, 2008 at 5:37 pm

    Where did her penis go??

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  18. unicornzrawk | February 25, 2008 at 5:37 pm

    #7 Her bush is trimmed. She’s European. If it wasn’t trimmed it would be much more hairy. Check out Madonna’s nudes sometime for an example.

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  19. Charlie | February 25, 2008 at 5:38 pm

    Sure, but it’s just that it’s a bit nasty to imply that her nudity got her the Oscar ! La vie en rose is a brilliant movie…

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  20. Auntie Kryst | February 25, 2008 at 5:39 pm

    Great tits, but I think it would have been more funny if Fish pasted little stickers of Oscars over her nipples. Que sera sera.

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  21. xagonyxscenex | February 25, 2008 at 5:45 pm

    i swear these sites consistently get shit wrong. this is not from the movie

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  22. Jimbo | February 25, 2008 at 5:49 pm

    @21 Who give a shit where the pictures came from? What a dumb shit, just enjoy the boobs.

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  23. John | February 25, 2008 at 5:51 pm

    OH MY GOD HER BUSH IS HORRENDOUS

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  24. green card lover | February 25, 2008 at 5:55 pm

    i’m really enjoying the boobs. i’ll be sure to watch her movie now. no i won’t read the subtitles or even listen to that wee wee language. but i will try not to burn a hole in my tv set staring at her lovelies.

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  25. kitty cupcakes | February 25, 2008 at 5:56 pm

    #23

    STFU. you’d hit it anyway.

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  26. Jimbo | February 25, 2008 at 6:00 pm

    @25 Yeah, trim that bad boy up and go to town.

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  27. sportsdvl | February 25, 2008 at 6:07 pm

    Complaining about which movie these great tits are from is as retarded as being excited about posting 1st. Enjoy the titties and fur burger instead losers!

    And yes, it needs a trim. But, so do most of you.

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  28. FRIST!!! | February 25, 2008 at 6:14 pm

    Awww the fish edited so you can all stop your whining..

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  29. Anan | February 25, 2008 at 6:14 pm

    Bush is beautiful except the one in the white house. :)

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  30. FRIST!!! | February 25, 2008 at 6:17 pm

    I’ve been fired before, but never “Oscar winning” fired.

    More like motherfucking fired..

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  31. :( | February 25, 2008 at 6:22 pm

    Wow, really nice boobs, body and skin.

    I was all happy about myself yesterday after seeing Heidi Klum in a bikini and Lindsay Lohan nude. But now I’m sad again.

    And to top it off, she just won an Oscar too.

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  32. Kyle | February 25, 2008 at 6:23 pm
  33. Skeps | February 25, 2008 at 6:24 pm

    *No Homo*

    I’m not gonna comment on the photos, I just wanted to say after reading the note I started to laugh while drinking soda and tried desperately to keep it in my mouth and off my keyboard and monitor; and after the edit I had to clean soda off said keyboard and monitor

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  34. Nicole Z. | February 25, 2008 at 6:26 pm

    Check your facts! These are not from that film.

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  35. Joe C | February 25, 2008 at 6:29 pm

    #18 “Check out Madonna’s nudes sometime for an example.”

    You just had to bring up that nasty mental image didn’t you? Where do I send the bill for all the therapy I’m going to need to erase “Madge’s” skank pussy from my mind?

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  36. Anonymous | February 25, 2008 at 6:39 pm

    She also has a nude scene in Luc Besson’s Taxi (or maybe it’s Taxi 2).

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  37. Sirus | February 25, 2008 at 6:41 pm

    @ 34, gratz on reading the first sentence and then tuning out everything else you moron

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  38. Lola | February 25, 2008 at 6:43 pm

    #31 I’m feeling pretty blue, too. Her body is gorgeous. So much for shaving my arms and legs this morning, what does it matter when I’ll never look like that…

    *dives into Chubby Hubby*

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  39. fuckjedupamericans | February 25, 2008 at 6:43 pm

    Americans are weird, like there is something wrong with pubic hair? I suppose it means you are all paedophiles wanting a woman with no hair. Sick nation the lot of you.

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  40. ila | February 25, 2008 at 6:46 pm

    WOW can I have her body???

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  41. costamar | February 25, 2008 at 6:47 pm

    That’s the good thing about European actresses. They never balk when it comes to showing off their boobs or hairy beavers.

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  42. Laudanum | February 25, 2008 at 6:47 pm

    She’s beautiful.
    And those who complain about her pubic hair: you look at too many fake-orgasmed, fake bodied American porn. Get out more.

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  43. TT | February 25, 2008 at 6:51 pm

    That’s true 39, seems like everyone is like that in here. I have no problem with pubic hair… but then again, I’m not an American. I just live here. :(

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  44. FRIST!!! | February 25, 2008 at 6:52 pm

    It’s funny, I did not watch the Oscars last night but I flipped it to it once and THIS chick was making her speech. I was like “Who the crap IS that???’

    Then I remembered that I don’t give a shit and went back to teaching blind alcoholics how to order margaritas in sign language..

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  45. Bobby | February 25, 2008 at 6:52 pm

    Great new rule. You want an Oscar? Show us some gash.

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  46. Auntie Kryst | February 25, 2008 at 6:52 pm

    @39 Americans prefer Brazilians, we’re not weird.

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  47. Sloane | February 25, 2008 at 7:19 pm

    BIG FUCKING DEAL…Yeah, she’s nude. She’s French. Only Americans get worked up over a little nudity. Who cares?

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  48. Doc | February 25, 2008 at 7:43 pm

    Jessica Simpson… are you reading??? If you want to be taken seriously, get your ass in a movie where you are required to bare all, pronto!!!

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  49. Banana | February 25, 2008 at 7:54 pm

    French people are disgusting with their hairy shit.

    Shave it off.

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    • Travis | November 2, 2011 at 5:33 pm

      She is gorgeous, what a face.

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  50. Laudanum | February 25, 2008 at 8:00 pm

    Oi oi, I’m French and I take that as an insult.

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