Here’s Marion Cotillard Because We’re Fancy This Morning And Other News

- Adam Carolla thinks America started going downhill when the feminist movement made dudes start cooking dinner instead of their wives once a week. Makes sense. [Uproxx]

- And following my patented formula, here’s a bunch of hot chicks pulling at their clothes. [theCHIVE]

- Suri Cruise is apparently a little monster because Scientology doesn’t believe in child discipline. [Lainey Gossip]

- And you’re supposed to believe Tom Cruise banging this Yolanda chick now. [Dlisted]

- In Defense Of Photoshop [BuzzFeed]

- Susan Sarandon’s daughter still has really awesome genes. [Popoholic]

- Ashley Tisdale bikini photos, anyone? [Celebslam]

- If you notice the giant owl in these Sara Jean Underwood pics, you’re doing it wrong. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Russell Brand’s banging Jordana Brewster’s sister. [TooFab]

- Charlize Theron doing some sort of art nouveau 69, I have no clue. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Jessica Biel got around to watching the first Wolverine movie. That’s how you read this. [Starpulse]

- Here’s your new three-boobed hooker from Total Recall. [FilmDrunk]

- Christopher Nolan likes that people want to murder critics giving The Dark Knight Rises bad reviews. [HuffPost Entertainment]

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