Here’s Marion Cotillard Because We’re Fancy This Morning And Other News

July 19th, 2012 // 13 Comments

- Adam Carolla thinks America started going downhill when the feminist movement made dudes start cooking dinner instead of their wives once a week. Makes sense. [Uproxx]

- And following my patented formula, here’s a bunch of hot chicks pulling at their clothes. [theCHIVE]

- Suri Cruise is apparently a little monster because Scientology doesn’t believe in child discipline. [Lainey Gossip]

- And you’re supposed to believe Tom Cruise banging this Yolanda chick now. [Dlisted]

- In Defense Of Photoshop [BuzzFeed]

- Susan Sarandon‘s daughter still has really awesome genes. [Popoholic]

- Ashley Tisdale bikini photos, anyone? [Celebslam]

- If you notice the giant owl in these Sara Jean Underwood pics, you’re doing it wrong. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Russell Brand‘s banging Jordana Brewster‘s sister. [TooFab]

- Charlize Theron doing some sort of art nouveau 69, I have no clue. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Jessica Biel got around to watching the first Wolverine movie. That’s how you read this. [Starpulse]

- Here’s your new three-boobed hooker from Total Recall. [FilmDrunk]

- Christopher Nolan likes that people want to murder critics giving The Dark Knight Rises bad reviews. [HuffPost Entertainment]

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  1. Marion Cotillard Cleavage The Dark Knight Rises European Premiere
    Cyrus Willard
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like a discount Katie Perry

    • No, Perry is a discount Cotillard.

      Jesus, we’ve raised an entire generation of morons weaned on so much shit they wouldn’t know culture if it was slapping it’s balls on their foreheads.

      • I like a cultured teabagging. PBS has a late night show about that.

      • Trek Girl

        Let’s not bring a whole generation into this. Cyrus may have questionable taste, but that doesn’t mean everyone else does. I could easily come to the conclusion that the generation(s) that raised the one you are calling “morons” are just as daft and tasteless based on some of the comments I’ve read on this site, as well as many news sites, but I don’t because a few morons and nut jobs do not and should not represent a whole generation. Your comment, what with the mention of “balls” and sweeping generalizations, puts you on just about the same level as Cyrus when it comes to culture. And just for the record, neither Perry or Cotillard are any version of the other; they are in two completely different ball parks.

    • are you insane? Marion is a natural beauty, that hair color is her real color. Katie petty is a blond, she aint no hot brunette

      [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/19/Katy-Perry-blonde-340_405.jpg[/img]

  2. Marie

    @cyrus…other way around…no matter how you look at it but thx for the laugh!

  3. Gin&Tonic

    she;s kinda like that chick from 2 broke girls but without the huge nunchucks

  4. Marion Cotillard Cleavage The Dark Knight Rises European Premiere
    Commented on this photo:

    I love this woman.

  5. Marion Cotillard Cleavage The Dark Knight Rises European Premiere
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    Lovely…just lovely

  6. Urbanspaceman

    Marion’s a goddess, perfect in every way.

  7. Marion Cotillard Cleavage The Dark Knight Rises European Premiere
    Urbanspaceman
    Commented on this photo:

    Marion’s a goddess, perfect in every way.

  8. anon

    This woman is beautiful — but I can’t stand her. I hate the phenomenon of foreign (read: French) celebrities making documentaries about how 9/11 was an inside job. I really, really dislike her.

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