Mario Lopez hearts lipstick

March 18th, 2009 // 61 Comments

A heavily make-up’d Mario Lopez escorted Eva Longoria Parker for her 34th birthday Monday night while Tony Parker was off playing for the Spurs. I guess the lipstick is to convince Tony that Mario’s “just one of the girls.” Then again, that’s sort of like putting camouflage on a tree: Redundant.

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  1. Tom K

    He looks like the Mexican that cuts my grass. He has red lips too, I think it’s because they like to drink fruit punch during breaks, I have alot of property so they get thristy.

  2. be honest: WHAT ELSE DID YOU EXPECT?
    (this is a “DANCING CELEB”, folks)

  3. whatever happened to zack from saved by the bell?!

  4. whatever happened to zack from saved by the bell?!

  5. Lala

    That’s a completely natural lip color. My lips are the exact same color before I put anything on them.

  6. farty mcshitface

    i always thought this fag went shirtless.

  7. Mr Belding

    he gets so much pussy it’s ridiculous

  8. lady your a homo! he is not you probly have bunches of zites!!!

  9. aly

    lady you probly hav lots of zits
    ! and they probly have hairs coming out of them to

  10. aly

    lady you probly hav lots of zits
    ! and they probly have hairs coming out of them to

  11. No lipstick on his face that man. It is just a dark Latinos who just finished making out with Eva Longoria, and most likely gay.

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