A heavily make-up’d Mario Lopez escorted Eva Longoria Parker for her 34th birthday Monday night while Tony Parker was off playing for the Spurs. I guess the lipstick is to convince Tony that Mario’s “just one of the girls.” Then again, that’s sort of like putting camouflage on a tree: Redundant.
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He looks like the Mexican that cuts my grass. He has red lips too, I think it’s because they like to drink fruit punch during breaks, I have alot of property so they get thristy.
be honest: WHAT ELSE DID YOU EXPECT?
(this is a “DANCING CELEB”, folks)
whatever happened to zack from saved by the bell?!
whatever happened to zack from saved by the bell?!
That’s a completely natural lip color. My lips are the exact same color before I put anything on them.
i always thought this fag went shirtless.
he gets so much pussy it’s ridiculous
lady your a homo! he is not you probly have bunches of zites!!!
lady you probly hav lots of zits
! and they probly have hairs coming out of them to
lady you probly hav lots of zits
! and they probly have hairs coming out of them to
No lipstick on his face that man. It is just a dark Latinos who just finished making out with Eva Longoria, and most likely gay.