A heavily make-up’d Mario Lopez escorted Eva Longoria Parker for her 34th birthday Monday night while Tony Parker was off playing for the Spurs. I guess the lipstick is to convince Tony that Mario’s “just one of the girls.” Then again, that’s sort of like putting camouflage on a tree: Redundant.
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FIRST ! this guys a homo
FIRST ! this guys a homo
Dude should get with ARod.
there is no lipstick
Yeah right calling this guy a homo is not going to stop him from banging your girl…TP should keep his eye open…
What woman doesn’t want to sleep with AC Slater? If I was a chick, I’d do him.
WTF, what lipstick?
He can escort me every possible way.
He looks fine
Who?
No lipstick?!? Then why the hell are his lips bright goddamn red?! Gamma radiation? Fuck, you people are stupid.
MLLTC
Eva should use his color.
there is no lipstick on that man’s face. he is simply a swarthy latino man who just finished making out with eva longoria and is most likely gay
Now that’s a sly one to pull. Pretend the dude you’re having an affair with is a homo so your husband thinks he’s SAFE for you to spend oodles of time with. Niiiice, Eva Longoria Parker……niiiiice.
@4. I think you are right. I think it’s “Benetint Lip Stain” from Sephora.
http://www.sephora.com/browse/product.jhtml;jsessionid=UI12KP0M1KBYMCV0KRRQIGQ?id=P1272&shouldPaginate=true&categoryId=5333
I hope to god Tony Parker is banging 3 YOUNG hot NBA groupies every night. Christ, I used to do 6 of ‘em some nights. If you’re an NBA player, here’s what you have to do to get them back to your hotel: say “hi.” It’s like shopping in the hot-nasty-slut section of the grocery store and everywhere you turn there are free samples. I have no idea why Tony chained himself to this old screechy chihuahua. You do something like that after you’re retired and you need somebody to take care of your kids and cook and clean the house. Like a maid you have to give presents to a couple of times a year.
I prefer “Dried Splooge Lip Stain” from Travolta.
I love that stuff, Zan. It’s truly a make-up breakthrough.
spic…
JRZ! I know. it really is. Except Mario put too much on in the middle of his lips. He must have been trying to create a natural “pout”…..
#15–You are a douche. And you’d never get anyone 1/16 as attractive as Eva Longoria. Fuck you.
Yes, correct – I was going for that “I’m pouting because I don’t have a peepee in my hiney” look.
#20 – hi Eva! Reading your own online stuff again, huh? But, sweetie, come on. We’ve seen pictures of you without makeup and…hoooooo boy, talk about a natural born penis shriveler.
Eewww!
Obviously they were making out before they got there.
Clown face! Clown face!
Clearly, one can deduce Mario has been crushing her guts for years.
Mario Lopez is a man-ho.
Hey, I’d wear that color on my lips, if the same lips that put it on my lips also put it on my cock. But those lips better be attached to someone with a second set of lips. Fuck you, don’t give me any lip…
Red lipstick and a moustache! *Shudder*
Tara Lipinski
Her pussy is hairier than his forearm.
Soooooooooo.. all you homos out there. Richport is game. As long as you wear lipstick. hehehehehehehe…………..
Don’t get your hollies out of a jar on that one Guy…
As much as I hate that shitty SAVED BY TH BELL I would watch it sometimes cuz Mario Lopez was HOT! He still IS! HE has a dumb animal talent show and when I come across it nowadays I watch THAT too!
This is one of those guys – either people say he’s a pussyhound or they say he’s a homo. Well, which IS it????
And I think this was a “Been Caught Kissing” lipstick incident. He was making out with his married “female friend”. Shamey shamey, Pussyhound Lopez!
If he’s not gay, then he’s definitely brain dead! Wasn’t this dickwad married to the Doritos ad girl a couple years ago and then trashed it for some skank stripper at his bachelor party?
I’m wearing lipstick. I can’t sit down because I don’t want to smear it.
Hey #32. Why ARE you capitalizing completely random WORDS? It MAKES your post MAKE even less SENSE now.
Eva is an ugly skank. Better looking beaners than her walking down any street in America. Ever seen her without all of her Hollywood makeup?
Mario is gay. His lips are red from blowing Tony Parker!
she is soooooo busted.
Is she wearing the same color lipstick…?? I think something fishy is going on here……
Not only is Eva Longoria a beautiful woman, but she brought TP fame. She isn’t just another groupie. He doesn’t seem like the type to cheat and Eva doesn’t seem interested in Mario more than a fag hag.
Waxed eyebrows,hm allright.Eyeliner,hm ok.Lipstick,Ewww!
I’m missing the earhangers and the pearl necklet!
Okay, he’s probably wearing chapstick and his lips are naturally very pink. I have very rosie lips and when I wear clear chapstick everybody thinks I’m wearing lipgloss. It’s called good genetics people. He is too gorgeous for words. Eva and Mario are two Hexicans (Hot Mexicans).
LOL
gay.
DON’T MAKE FUN OF SLATER.
her lips are pinkish coral, his is koolaid red. doubt they were kissing, but that doesnt mean they haven’t/weren’t and it doesn’t rule out the gayness.
Yeah that’s not lipstick.
total fag.
Anyone posting after me sucks on Mario Lopez’s leafblower
As an actual woman who wears actual lipstick…. he’s not wearing lipstick. There’s an outside chance that he’s wearing a gloss or some sort of chapstick-ey product, but definitely not lipstick.
pretty, pretty, not… big ol queen