A heavily make-up’d Mario Lopez escorted Eva Longoria Parker for her 34th birthday Monday night while Tony Parker was off playing for the Spurs. I guess the lipstick is to convince Tony that Mario’s “just one of the girls.” Then again, that’s sort of like putting camouflage on a tree: Redundant.
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mb | March 18, 2009 at 1:07 pm
FIRST ! this guys a homo
mb | March 18, 2009 at 1:07 pm
FIRST ! this guys a homo
Zanna | March 18, 2009 at 1:10 pm
Dude should get with ARod.
x x x | March 18, 2009 at 1:10 pm
there is no lipstick
Rough Daddy | March 18, 2009 at 1:10 pm
Yeah right calling this guy a homo is not going to stop him from banging your girl…TP should keep his eye open…
Dave | March 18, 2009 at 1:11 pm
What woman doesn’t want to sleep with AC Slater? If I was a chick, I’d do him.
g_girl | March 18, 2009 at 1:12 pm
WTF, what lipstick?
He can escort me every possible way.
Actress Scene | March 18, 2009 at 1:13 pm
He looks fine
GuyHolly | March 18, 2009 at 1:17 pm
Who?
Women are Retarded | March 18, 2009 at 1:17 pm
No lipstick?!? Then why the hell are his lips bright goddamn red?! Gamma radiation? Fuck, you people are stupid.
MLLTC
Max Planck | March 18, 2009 at 1:22 pm
Eva should use his color.
cc | March 18, 2009 at 1:30 pm
there is no lipstick on that man’s face. he is simply a swarthy latino man who just finished making out with eva longoria and is most likely gay
Jrz | March 18, 2009 at 1:30 pm
Now that’s a sly one to pull. Pretend the dude you’re having an affair with is a homo so your husband thinks he’s SAFE for you to spend oodles of time with. Niiiice, Eva Longoria Parker……niiiiice.
Zanna | March 18, 2009 at 1:32 pm
@4. I think you are right. I think it’s “Benetint Lip Stain” from Sephora.
http://www.sephora.com/browse/product.jhtml;jsessionid=UI12KP0M1KBYMCV0KRRQIGQ?id=P1272&shouldPaginate=true&categoryId=5333
Magic Johnson | March 18, 2009 at 1:33 pm
I hope to god Tony Parker is banging 3 YOUNG hot NBA groupies every night. Christ, I used to do 6 of ‘em some nights. If you’re an NBA player, here’s what you have to do to get them back to your hotel: say “hi.” It’s like shopping in the hot-nasty-slut section of the grocery store and everywhere you turn there are free samples. I have no idea why Tony chained himself to this old screechy chihuahua. You do something like that after you’re retired and you need somebody to take care of your kids and cook and clean the house. Like a maid you have to give presents to a couple of times a year.
Tom Cruise | March 18, 2009 at 1:35 pm
I prefer “Dried Splooge Lip Stain” from Travolta.
Jrz | March 18, 2009 at 1:36 pm
I love that stuff, Zan. It’s truly a make-up breakthrough.
timmy | March 18, 2009 at 1:43 pm
spic…
Zanna | March 18, 2009 at 1:45 pm
JRZ! I know. it really is. Except Mario put too much on in the middle of his lips. He must have been trying to create a natural “pout”…..
Amy | March 18, 2009 at 1:45 pm
#15–You are a douche. And you’d never get anyone 1/16 as attractive as Eva Longoria. Fuck you.
Mario | March 18, 2009 at 1:47 pm
Yes, correct – I was going for that “I’m pouting because I don’t have a peepee in my hiney” look.
Jesse | March 18, 2009 at 1:51 pm
#20 – hi Eva! Reading your own online stuff again, huh? But, sweetie, come on. We’ve seen pictures of you without makeup and…hoooooo boy, talk about a natural born penis shriveler.
Lowlands | March 18, 2009 at 1:55 pm
Eewww!
Jizzle | March 18, 2009 at 1:55 pm
Obviously they were making out before they got there.
Clown face! Clown face!
Clearly, one can deduce Mario has been crushing her guts for years.
missywissy | March 18, 2009 at 1:55 pm
Mario Lopez is a man-ho.
RichPort's Ghost | March 18, 2009 at 1:56 pm
Hey, I’d wear that color on my lips, if the same lips that put it on my lips also put it on my cock. But those lips better be attached to someone with a second set of lips. Fuck you, don’t give me any lip…
Darth | March 18, 2009 at 1:59 pm
Red lipstick and a moustache! *Shudder*
Jrz | March 18, 2009 at 2:01 pm
Tara Lipinski
fact | March 18, 2009 at 2:08 pm
Her pussy is hairier than his forearm.
GuyHolly | March 18, 2009 at 2:10 pm
Soooooooooo.. all you homos out there. Richport is game. As long as you wear lipstick. hehehehehehehe…………..
RichPort's Ghost | March 18, 2009 at 2:14 pm
Don’t get your hollies out of a jar on that one Guy…
mamamiasweetpeaches | March 18, 2009 at 2:14 pm
As much as I hate that shitty SAVED BY TH BELL I would watch it sometimes cuz Mario Lopez was HOT! He still IS! HE has a dumb animal talent show and when I come across it nowadays I watch THAT too!
This is one of those guys – either people say he’s a pussyhound or they say he’s a homo. Well, which IS it????
And I think this was a “Been Caught Kissing” lipstick incident. He was making out with his married “female friend”. Shamey shamey, Pussyhound Lopez!
Zack Morris | March 18, 2009 at 2:14 pm
If he’s not gay, then he’s definitely brain dead! Wasn’t this dickwad married to the Doritos ad girl a couple years ago and then trashed it for some skank stripper at his bachelor party?
Elton John | March 18, 2009 at 2:15 pm
I’m wearing lipstick. I can’t sit down because I don’t want to smear it.
Dave | March 18, 2009 at 2:20 pm
Hey #32. Why ARE you capitalizing completely random WORDS? It MAKES your post MAKE even less SENSE now.
Sportsdvl | March 18, 2009 at 2:41 pm
Eva is an ugly skank. Better looking beaners than her walking down any street in America. Ever seen her without all of her Hollywood makeup?
Mario is gay. His lips are red from blowing Tony Parker!
jt | March 18, 2009 at 2:43 pm
she is soooooo busted.
Hmmm.... | March 18, 2009 at 3:05 pm
Is she wearing the same color lipstick…?? I think something fishy is going on here……
lola | March 18, 2009 at 3:37 pm
Not only is Eva Longoria a beautiful woman, but she brought TP fame. She isn’t just another groupie. He doesn’t seem like the type to cheat and Eva doesn’t seem interested in Mario more than a fag hag.
Gando | March 18, 2009 at 4:07 pm
Waxed eyebrows,hm allright.Eyeliner,hm ok.Lipstick,Ewww!
Nero | March 18, 2009 at 4:12 pm
I’m missing the earhangers and the pearl necklet!
Katherine | March 18, 2009 at 4:53 pm
Okay, he’s probably wearing chapstick and his lips are naturally very pink. I have very rosie lips and when I wear clear chapstick everybody thinks I’m wearing lipgloss. It’s called good genetics people. He is too gorgeous for words. Eva and Mario are two Hexicans (Hot Mexicans).
wet newspaper | March 18, 2009 at 5:51 pm
LOL
gay.
Charles Lobsterman | March 18, 2009 at 6:23 pm
DON’T MAKE FUN OF SLATER.
sara | March 18, 2009 at 7:29 pm
her lips are pinkish coral, his is koolaid red. doubt they were kissing, but that doesnt mean they haven’t/weren’t and it doesn’t rule out the gayness.
titsonsnack | March 18, 2009 at 7:45 pm
Yeah that’s not lipstick.
Sport | March 18, 2009 at 7:47 pm
total fag.
me | March 18, 2009 at 8:33 pm
Anyone posting after me sucks on Mario Lopez’s leafblower
R | March 18, 2009 at 10:30 pm
As an actual woman who wears actual lipstick…. he’s not wearing lipstick. There’s an outside chance that he’s wearing a gloss or some sort of chapstick-ey product, but definitely not lipstick.
Paul | March 18, 2009 at 10:38 pm
pretty, pretty, not… big ol queen