Mario Lopez continues his never-ending war on sleeves

November 17th, 2008 // 67 Comments

A.C. Slater,

What is it with you and sleeves? Why do they vex you so?
I’ve put great a deal of effort into this question (five minutes) and narrowed it down to a list of likely scenarios that fuel your unbridled hatred for armwear. If these hit close to home, my apologies:

1. Dustin Diamond. ‘Nuff said.
2. A sleeve touched your special place when a grown-up wasn’t around.
3. One time a beautiful woman person asked to see your guns, but they were buried under a sleeve causing you to scream into the night, “NO, DAMN YOU! NEVER AGAIN, SLEEVES!
4. A sleeve murdered your father over an unpaid debt.
5. They’re itchy.

I understand you’re currently in South Beach, but a timely response would be appreciated before I tell people a sleeve broke your heart and slept with your brother.

Sincerely,

The Superficial Writer

P.S. How much are we talking for you to show up to my work and call people “Preppy?” Five, ten bucks? Shoot me a figure which I’ll continually reject until you settle for a McMuffin.

superficial

  1. evainbaby

    i wonder what zach, kelly, lisa, mr balding and screech are up to now a days

  2. Anaconda Deuce

    Super Steroid Gayrod…and a CONVICTED RAPIST….just in case you didn’t know.

  3. misterjoe

    whatever that dude is so hot he can wear whatever he wants.

  4. AbsolutNico

    cute hunk

  5. farty_mcshitface

    man, this guy is such a douche. he wants everyone to know he has muscles.
    when not out showing off, he probably spends time posing for himself in front of a mirror. he’s like those douchey fags that think they are so hot that they take all sorts of pics of themselves topless and then send them out to anyone they can just to let them know- hey!! i’ve got muscles. then he beats himself off in front of a mirror telling himself how hot he is.
    i wonder when is he going to marry his biceps? i mean wouldn’t his pecs get a little jealous?

  6. Geronimo

    Mario is so gay.

  7. Vooper

    tank tops are for fucking homos.

    Well, there you have it.

  8. ramona putz

    I can’t stand this narcissistic cunt. I’ll bet he’s tasted his own semen-while alone.

  9. Jackie Thomas

    Mario is a great dancer, actor and a hot smile. I heard on Larry King his friend Trey Noran will release his book No Way Out? The Curse Society. And that will upset the hollywood gay society, Can you tell me when and where I can get this book I hear great review so far.

  10. Jackie Thomas

    A major question was Latin Author Trey Noran and Mario Lopez secert lovers at one time? I hear that Mario is straight then gay? And the woman he met off of Dancing with the stars could be nothing between them, he is way to sexy for her. I seen Nip Tuck and Mario ask if the other actor is checking out his penis. Why do actors and singers like George Michaels, Lance Bass, Trey Noran and even Mario hide there sexuality. My coolest friends are gay and great to be with with. Be yourself guys!! Look at Ellen and her career is sky rocketing.

  11. Jackie Thomas

    A major question was Latin Author Trey Noran and Mario Lopez secert lovers at one time? I hear that Mario is straight then gay? And the woman he met off of Dancing with the stars could be nothing between them, he is way to sexy for her. I seen Nip Tuck and Mario ask if the other actor is checking out his penis. Why do actors and singers like George Michaels, Lance Bass, Trey Noran and even Mario hide there sexuality. My coolest friends are gay and great to be with with. Be yourself guys!! Look at Ellen and her career is sky rocketing.

  12. solene louis-jeune

    mario can you be my friend.

  13. Steve Sandross

    Mario is a hot dude. But if he’s gay just come forth. Seems like whne Lance came out and George Michaels they became more well-knowen. Yes I, know Micheals is a complete different story. (He didn’t know what he had.) What’s with Trey Noran I just last evening heard that he has a cool men’s t-shirt coming out soon. Is Mario his model. Anyway be yourself men.

  14. Derek Wilson

    Hey Steve tried to buy Trey Noran’s Real Men Love 2 Cuddle T-shirt and found the site it is: http://realmenlove2cuddle.vpweb.com/ I bought seven for early Christmas Gifts they are awesome and the chicks love them. Show’s them that I have a loving side.

  15. Betty Hernandez

    Derek I couldn’t get into Real Men Love 2 Cuddle unto I did realmenlove2cuddle.vpweb.com and they are super cool tee-shirts. I bought two for my hubby to be. He has a loving side but never show it. As Mario your a doll wish he was on Dancing With the Stars Again. (Betty)

  16. Wow,
    The Gossip on here. For the record have met Mario and he’s a great guy. And would love for him to help promote our Tee Shirts and Caps for Real Men Love 2 Cuddle” All proceed of sales go to build a homeless hotel in Downtown Denver.
    Many are getting involved. Trying to get Ellen and Kristine W. We have ask many from Kyan Douglas to Jay Leno. Chad Manny, is the first to offer his help. So Mario if you read we could use your help as well. My e-mail is Coloradonoran@aol.com
    Thanks!

  17. Troy Bradly

    Trey great work, I am a follower of your blog and love for you to use my model background to help you promote your tee shirts to feed the homeless. I am in a heck better shape than Mario Lopez, youngier and love a great cause.

    Troy (UK)

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