Marilyn Monroe sex tape sells for $1.5 million

April 14th, 2008 // 110 Comments

Unlike her current imitators such as Paris Hilton, the now-dyed Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears, Marilyn Monroe the original blonde bombshell made a sex tape that ended up being classified by the FBI. I doubt copies of “A Night in Paris” are locked away next to the Ark of the Covenant. The vintage tape was declassified and was sold to a collector for a whopping $1.5 million. (Note: Porn is free on the internet. Just sayin’.) The tape only features Marilyn Monroe having oral sex with an unidentified man whose face remains off camera, according to the New York Post:

The footage appears to have been shot in the 1950s. When it came to light in the mid-’60s, then-FBI Director J. Edgar Hoover had his agents spend two weeks futilely trying to prove that Monroe’s sex partner was either John F. Kennedy or Robert F. Kennedy, according to declassified agency documents and interviews, Morgan said.
The silent black-and-white flick shows Monroe on her knees in front of a man whose face is just out of the shot.

The legendary film was sought by others when it’s existence became known. The FBI had confiscated the tape from an informant but not before he made a copy:

According to the documents, “Former baseball star Joseph DiMaggio in the past had offered [the informant] $25,000 for this film, it being the only one in existence, but he refused the offer.
“Source advised that [redacted name of the mole] informed them that he had obtained this film prior to the time Marilyn Monroe had achieved stardom.”

All I have to say is, what the shit? People gave blowjobs in the ’50s??! Annnd I’m impotent. Good game, penis.

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  1. Auntie Kryst

    I got Arthur Miller in the BJ betting pool.. He’s a longshot though – yeah I went there.

  2. Ted from LA

    I saw the tape. It’s real.

  3. meh

    Thanks. I wanted to see this story and read the thread of comments. Sadly, they’re not as entertaining as I’d hoped. Eh.

  4. In like Flynn

    These Golden Age stars make Lindsay Lohan look like what she really is — an innocent. Go read about Joan Crawford’s voracious sex life — which includes being eaten out by Marilyn Monroe, by the way — or Charlie Chaplin’s predilection for underage girls, or Gary Cooper’s horse dick, or Ava Gardner and Frank Sinatra hanging out with the Mob, or Lana Turner’s daughter stabbing her gangster boyfriend, or Errol Flynn and David Niven banging on the piano with their penises at orgies, etc.

    Oh and #46-48, girls are by no means sexier today. Marilyn is too sad and desperate to be attractive, but the 50′s produced the creme de la creme of womanhood. Today it’s just a bunch of trashy mixed-race nastiness. 1950′s pin-up = Bettie Page, 2000′s pin-up = Tila Tequila. Need I say more?

  5. justifiable

    #43 You really need to realize the world really did exist before you were born. Are you fucking nuts? “No hand-held camcorders then so it must be fake”?
    I guess you just think camcorders developed out of nothing, no earlier versions. Where do you think all the endless reels of home movies everyone took in the 50′s and 60′s came from? *hint* The camcorder of the day was called an 8 mm HOME MOVIE CAMERA.
    P.S. They also had phones then, too. Now go ask mom and grandma how they survived before you came along.

  6. White Hot Babes

    #56 I agree. These asians and latinos and such do nothing for me. I am caucasian and like me own kind. No offense. I must be sick I know.
    Marilyn was smokin’ and is as fine as there ever was.
    Yeah I guess she didn’t have deltoids and triceps and all so I guess some of you closet fags won’t like her.
    She was and is so sexy I would dig her up now and eat her out, or rather the worms out of her pelvis.

    Now THAT’s a fan!

  7. tintin

    @58 Either a fan– or just really protein deficient.

  8. Margarita

    Marilyn represents the sexy icon for that time.

    I am Mexican and Spanish and white guys find me exotic.

    I love the attention!

  9. ehh

    she’s a slut, so i’m not surprised…. can someone tell me why all hollywood girls idolize her?? why does everyone think she’s so amazing and respectable?

  10. You call her a “slut” like that’s a bad thing???

  11. Poonmoon

    #29 A woman who is 5’5″ and 120 is size 4-6 actually. Some women are a size 2 while eating very well and exercisiong. There are a lot of different body types and only in extreme situations can we tell if a person is healthy or not just by looking at them. A woman at 5’5″ can weight between 110 and 140 pounds and be healthy depeding on her body. The BMI is not all that accurate.

  12. beesknees

    Look you idiots pick up a MM biography. She NEVER GOT FAT. The only time she gained any weight was when she was PREGNANT, during filmimg of Some Like It Hot. She lost the baby unfortunately. When she died she was thinner than ever.

  13. Drew

    #64

    A size 0-2 person that tells you they can eat well and exercise are lying. It is rare to find a person size 0-2 with a fast metabolism that can eat anything.

    A woman 5’5″ weighing 110 pounds is underweight.

  14. TT

    #67

    Yes I agree, people who are size 0-2 usually eat an unhealthy less than 1,000 calories a day such as Posh.

  15. this is true hotness

    She’s truly the hottest and most beautiful woman in the world, a true hottie and a true star, not like the overrated bitches that aren’t all that at all and that Hollywood tries to sell us as the hottest thing these days when they’re nothing more than talentless average insanely overrated chicks.

  16. what?

    #58, I thought that’s what white chicks jealous of hot exotic latin girls say to try to make themselves feel better about themselves. It’s obvious that latin women are waay hotter and way more beautiful than white women. Of course that doesn’t mean that all white women have to be unattractive, Marilyn Monroe is an example of that, but for each 1000 beautiful hot latin women there must be 1 hot and beautiful white woman, if it’s even that much, and that white woman usually can’t even compare to the beautiful and hot latin girls.
    Look at Kim Kardashian. She’s not latin but she looks latin/spanish. It’s just more beautiful, latin/spanish girls just have way more beautiful feautures and nicer bodies, and they’re sexier. Women like that are the hottest thing on Earth, white chicks can’t even compete or compare.

  17. poonmoon

    #66. Then I am by your standards considered underweight even though I eat between 2000-2200 calories a day, exercise daily and am considered to be in great health by my doctors. I love food and eat plenty of protein, grains, fruits, and vegetables I am also damn regualr. I don’t eat preserved foods except for the very occasional treat and cook everything from scratch. My Husband is 6’2″ lean and muscular and only weighs 160 he’s a former athlete and eats the same food I do. Fact is most people eat like shit and would loose 5 to 10 pounds in a week if they just increased their fibre and cut down on sodium, fluid retension and constipation are common with the revolting North American diet.

    My Mom and Grandma are exactly the same as I am. I’ve been this size since puberty and am almost 30. You just can make blanket generalized statements about people because we are all built differenlty. Though I agree that many women my size are not healthy and do not eat well, yet some women I work with who weigh 125 (5’5″ in height) proudly eat McDonalds for breakfast, lunch, and dinner and never exercise. It’s a little more complex then people like to make it out to be. Health is not just about numbers.

  18. Skip Smith

    You know what’s even hotter than Latin women? Dudes.

  19. Doc

    #70

    It would be nice if more Americans practiced a healthy lifestyle like you.

    You say women at work weigh 125 pounds at 5’5″ and proudly eat McDonalds for breakfast, lunch, and dinner and never exercise. This is highly unlikely. Females tend to lie about how much they eat, weigh, and clothes size. Remember Jennifer Love Hewitt claiming she was a size 2 lol! I suspect your friend eats once a day at McDonalds and this is how she maintains her weight. The underweight women that I know that eat at fast food; eat fast food once a day which is their only meal for the day.

    Muscle weighs more than fat and your husband is 6’2″ and weighs 160 pounds, he sounds underweight but beauty is in the eyes of the beholder.

  20. Margarita

    #69

    I agree!

  21. Adam

    Marilyn Monroe Sex Tape……It should be seen!
    I find full version of this video and in better quality at:
    http://www.yuotuhe.com/watch?v=2bZDcInWojB

  22. woodhorse

    I’m with Fish. I wasn’t aware that anyone knew how to give a blow job back then. Maybe she was the only one – hence the popularity………….?

  23. misha

    I’d just like to ad that according to various news channels, Marilyn didn’t know she was being recorded.

  24. VOTE DEMOCRAT!

    #76

    She was with Kennedy and he kept on coming back; she knows how to please a man.

    VOTE DEMOCRAT AND END THE WAR!

  25. mel

    oh for fucks sake. marilyn was NOT fat when she died. you idiots could look at her autopsy report-she weighed 117 lbs. thats it. she was faaarr from fat. and who cares who she blew? she admitted she would never get on her knees for the movie industry again-and she had stated that that was how most women in the industry got ahead and got roles! grow up-it still happens today.

    youd be surprised to know who blows who to get a role–from the 50′s til now. she is far more beautiful than any of the trash in hollywood now.

  26. There Is No Elephant in My Backyard Therefore There Are No Elephants on Earth

    #66:
    “A size 0-2 person that tells you they can eat well and exercise are lying.”

    You must not be an Asian woman or know any Asian woman.

    Please don’t be bitter just because everyone you know was not blessed with the slim genes.

  27. justifiable

    #76 Guess you never heard that classic joke about the contract player starlet who walks into the movie studio owner’s office, locks the door and starts to take her clothes off. She looks him straight in the eye, gets on her knees, and tells him that she’s gonna give him the best blow job he ever had in his life.
    The prodicer looks at her and says, “So, what’s in it for me?”

  28. H.

    Hmm, well, it is *Marilyn Monroe* giving someone a blowjob.

    On the other hand, for a FRACTION of that cost, you could have a chick that looks like Marilyn Monroe give YOU a blowjob.

  29. poonmoon

    EXACTLY #80 we are all built differently. You just can’t go around assuming every girl who is a size 2 is annorexic. I knew a few girl who had eating disorders and they were size 8 and 12. You really can’t tell from looking at someone. My whole life girls whispered that I was annorexic meanwhile they were the ones with food issues.

    It’s the same damn thing as asssuming that every girl over sze 8 is a lazy pig. You just can

  30. this is the funniest thing you’ve ever written. good game YOU!

  31. jen hutchin

    A size 14 in the 50s would be a size 6 or 8 now–if you’ve tried on vintage clothes you wojld see how tiny women were. Fat girls who say Marilyn was a size 14 are kidding themselves.

  32. robert

    The magazine WEALTHY GOSSIP reported that woman is seeking rich men on____ i n t i m at e m i n g l e.c om_____ these days. On that site, there are some of her hot pictures and the wordings show he needs sugar daddy in a hurry. But she said it is an absolutely slur and she are requiring the apologize from the magazine!

  33. slamdunk

    ^ You should require our apologize you spamming gender-illiterate rice eater. ^

  34. wreckhouse

    @41- Why was MM a whore? Because she gave blowjobs? Does that mean every woman who sucks dick is a whore? I suppose you think that all women who really like to fuck are whores too? Marilyn Monroe was sexy and classy, and todays “starlets” can’t touch her in the glamour department, and you damn well know it. Also, if she wasn’t good looking, how come millions of men both then and now drool over her? Please, just fuck off if an inane comment like that is the best you can come up with.

    #46, 47 and 48- Your comment wasn’t clever enough to post three times. You only have to hit “post your comment” once, you know.

  35. Marilyn Monroe Is Size 8 - 10 (or 12) My Ass

    #29

    If a woman has a measurement of 35-25-35, she will probably be size 4, the most, in today’s sizing. If you don’t believe this, look carefully into the list of measurements in every women’s clothing store (online or catalogs) and you will see that 24″ waist is the most size 2, but is usually size 0. 34 bust size is usually between size 2 – 4. So Marilyn is a one-inch bustier version of today’s size 2 (with the true meaning of curvy, not fat).

    As a comparison, Jessica Alba’s waist is also 25″, but of course she is not as curvy, and has 34B chest, whereas Marilyn wore D cups.

    So for those feeling good about themselves for being today’s size 12, get real, if you want to look like Marilyn, you’ll need to slim your waist down to size 2, at most.

  36. Monroe's corpse

    D Cups my ass! Try B.

  37. Boobie Smooth

    she was a hoe before her time

  38. Bobby Ewing

    Why the heck would someone pay $1.5 million when the alleged Marilyn Monroe Sex Tape has been out for awhile now?

    DOH!! hahahaa

    http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=13510469#13510469

  39. beesknees

    #69 sorry, not everyone feels that way. There are gorgeous Latin women but there are tons more with huge hips, belly & ass. Every culture has hot women. Every culture has not hot women. Stop spewing your “1000 in 1 ” crap.

  40. kitty_kat

    @88- Ummm… Yeah… Okay…
    First of all, when did I ever say that she was a whore because she gave blowjobs you fucking idiot? Learn to read. She is a whore because she had ABSOLUTELY no talent and only made it by whoring herself around. People still drool over MM? Hmmm… I guess they are people like you, who are extremely suggestible and only need to be told that someone is hot over and over again in order to believe it (even where its totally untrue). The joke is, dumbfucks like you probably crucify people like Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton for the same reasons that you consider Marilyn Monroe “classy and sexy”. Oh! And by the way: “Marilyn Monroe” and “classy” don’t belong in the same sentence, you sack of crap.

  41. King Wang

    Dudes, you are total fags if you wouldn’t hit Marylin FUCKING Monroe.

    She isn’t to me what Jayne Mansfield was, but still, go dig up her original Playboy spreads, or any others.

    Bang-a-FUCKING-licious.

    I wouldn’t pay that kind of money. As it is, my brilliant mind can easily imagine Marylin givng one HELLUVA headjob to me.

    Actually, I can say that about Blow-Han (and I don’t mean “snow” blow in her nose), and Brit-Swallow-Don’t-Spit Spears.

    Kitty…………you know they make estrogen shots for what you got right?
    Ease up, or let someone lay some serious pipe. It is never a mans fault that you can’t measure up to someone like THE Monroe.

    They paid that much for THE ORIGINAL tape you nimrods………
    Who the fuck would pay for a VHS copy of what was/is most likely 8MM film?

  42. Anny

    I viewed her private profile with nude photos at Naturistlive.com. She is active at that web. She is a gold member there. The site keep her data in confident from other users except her “circle of friends”. I will never know this if my friend don’t tell me. He had met many other celebrities there.

  43. malibu spambie

    Anny, you fucktard, you remind me of the Iraqis in Desert Storm trying to demoralize the troops, telling them that Bart Simpson was home fucking their girlfriends while they were fighting. Tell your fuckwit boss to knock off the spamming – we’re all sick of it and no one visits your sites on principle just because we hate him, you and all the spammers. Go practice your English somewhere else.

    Fishguy, how about knocking these assclowns out of the box and keeping them out for a week until they go elsewhere?

  44. wreckhouse

    @ 95- Maybe you should try and remember what you typed in your own posts you fucking idiot. Nowhere did you say she was a whore because she didn’t have talent-unlike you, who has a great talent for making an ass of yourself. Marilyn Monroe was THE sex symbol for a generation and people are still talking about her all these years later, because she was beautiful and lit up the screen. Lindsay Lohan’s “career”, like the joke that is Paris Hilton, are already the subject of jokes because of the fact that both of those pathetic wastes of life are recognized for what they are-celebrities whose fame comes only from the stupid things they do. Marilyn Monroe was a classy sexy babe and you’re stupid enough to expect people to read your tiny mind to know what you meant in a post; once again, go fuck off.

  45. Name

    “The legendary film was sought by others when it’s existence became known…”
    or
    “… when its existence became known…”

  46. hellohello

    #37 Pauline: you have no authority in playing the amateur grammarian since your post has about four errors in it.

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