Unlike her current imitators such as Paris Hilton, the now-dyed Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears, Marilyn Monroe the original blonde bombshell made a sex tape that ended up being classified by the FBI. I doubt copies of “A Night in Paris” are locked away next to the Ark of the Covenant. The vintage tape was declassified and was sold to a collector for a whopping $1.5 million. (Note: Porn is free on the internet. Just sayin’.) The tape only features Marilyn Monroe having oral sex with an unidentified man whose face remains off camera, according to the New York Post:
The footage appears to have been shot in the 1950s. When it came to light in the mid-’60s, then-FBI Director J. Edgar Hoover had his agents spend two weeks futilely trying to prove that Monroe’s sex partner was either John F. Kennedy or Robert F. Kennedy, according to declassified agency documents and interviews, Morgan said.
The silent black-and-white flick shows Monroe on her knees in front of a man whose face is just out of the shot.
The legendary film was sought by others when it’s existence became known. The FBI had confiscated the tape from an informant but not before he made a copy:
According to the documents, “Former baseball star Joseph DiMaggio in the past had offered [the informant] $25,000 for this film, it being the only one in existence, but he refused the offer.
“Source advised that [redacted name of the mole] informed them that he had obtained this film prior to the time Marilyn Monroe had achieved stardom.”
All I have to say is, what the shit? People gave blowjobs in the ’50s??! Annnd I’m impotent. Good game, penis.
Tiger | April 14, 2008 at 12:03 pm
She’s a hot icon.
pointandlaugh | April 14, 2008 at 12:07 pm
how awesome would it have been to lay pipe in Marilyn? She is HOT.
Raymond | April 14, 2008 at 12:09 pm
Marilyn was 5′ 5 ½” tall and her measurements were 35-22-25 and she weighed around 120 pounds.
People try to compare Kim Kardaskank with Marilyn, but Marilyn had a small ass compared to Kim’s huge fat ass. Kim’s measurements must be 38-28-48 and she weighs 165 pounds.
mamadough | April 14, 2008 at 12:10 pm
considering that’s about 60 years ago, that’s pretty fucking sweet. most women were vacuuming in their high heels and aprons and baking turkeys while marilyn was delivering penis pleasures.
people forget that people have always been sexual naughty. i say, bring back the cod piece!
that’s like finding a reel with charlie chaplin gang-banging a young asian boy. or eleanor roosevelt getting finger-banged in the lincoln bedroom.
nipolian | April 14, 2008 at 12:14 pm
The thought of Norma Jean on her knees smoking dick = instant hard-on.
Nella | April 14, 2008 at 12:15 pm
That’s pretty awesome.
Dura | April 14, 2008 at 12:16 pm
The real question is WHEN DO WE GET TO SEE IT!
danni | April 14, 2008 at 12:17 pm
I wonder if that one will ever hit the internet.
She’s my favorite, I loved the book (Blonde) on her.
Sheila McDogginsmom | April 14, 2008 at 12:18 pm
Oh, I wonder how long it will be until someone steals the tape and puts it on the internet, just like every other celebrity sex tape. Everything comes out eventually. Touche!
Auntie Kryst | April 14, 2008 at 12:18 pm
Who’s candle in the wind?
mixedmartialartvideos.com | April 14, 2008 at 12:22 pm
didn’t LiLo get caught giving a BJ recently?
RENEE | April 14, 2008 at 12:22 pm
But only 1.5 million??? It just doesn’t seem like enough money, considering her legacy and how much money less stellar stars net for their stupid sex tapes in this day and age. No “sex symbol” will ever compare to Marilyn Monroe…she’s untouchable, even after all this time. I think her measurements were bigger than mentioned though, and I think she weighed more (unless that was only later on in life). Either way, she was definetly no twig; she was all curves; vavavavoooo!
Harry | April 14, 2008 at 12:24 pm
Meh…never got the appeal. She wasn’t even the best looking woman of her time but I’m sure all those old geezers from the greatest generation just found another reason to hold on for another year or two.
RENEE | April 14, 2008 at 12:24 pm
insert…m….oops, I forgot the m in vavavavoooom!!!
23apples | April 14, 2008 at 12:36 pm
Did anybody else find themselves reading those quotes in an old-timey New York accent detective’s voice? Because I sure did, and I’m wondering if it’s because I only got 2 hours of sleep last night.
Joltin' Joe | April 14, 2008 at 12:37 pm
Back then, her nickname was “Superhead”.
FromOutOfNoWhere | April 14, 2008 at 12:40 pm
Wait, WTF, are those platform shoes she wearing. DId MM do the pole dance too.
Damn what a model female.
ph7 | April 14, 2008 at 12:48 pm
Now I finally understand the the origin of the phrase “Smoking’ Joe” Dimaggio.
Jim | April 14, 2008 at 12:53 pm
I hope her ass looks huge and the guy pees on her!
…see how stupid that sounds, Kim (soiled dimpled-fat) lovers?
dbella | April 14, 2008 at 12:55 pm
Uh, he was not “Smoking” Joe DiMaggio, he was “Joltin’ Joe DiMaggio.” And MM’s measurements were 35 22 35, not 35 22 25.
Ted Mosby | April 14, 2008 at 12:56 pm
I would love to see this footage. Will finally put to bed the question: Spitter or Swallower.
poonmoon | April 14, 2008 at 12:58 pm
Why do so many turds insist on saying marilyn was a size 12 or 16 as though that was her regular healthy size. That’s like suggested Elvis was fat from the get-go. Fucking look at Monroe for fucks sake. She’s was a size 2-6 in her prime. She may have gotten heavy in the end, but to suggest that the beautiful image of Marilyn that we all have is one of a plus sized woman is ludicrous. The Marilyn that was revered was hot and slim and then she let herself go. Typical.
People also somehow think that humanity was more prim and proper back in the day like us young folk invented sex or sumthin’.No fuckers humanity has always been sex fuled (since it’s kind of important to our like existance and shit) oral, 69ing, anal and all that shit has been around since B.C. Wise up. We haven’t changed at all, new problems have replaced old ones, but as a whole we are as horny, violent , selfish, shameless, hateful, useless an unhealthy as ever. With some exceptions like ME ( I am a massive improvement on the lesser humands of past and present).
luckyglinda | April 14, 2008 at 12:58 pm
even as we speak, Lohan is scrambling to reproduce this film.
BunnyButt | April 14, 2008 at 1:04 pm
Reminds me of the time when mom, who was from the same era as Marilyn, blurted out during a family dinner, completely unrelated to the conversation, “And that’s why men go to prostitutes.” Um, what?, we asked, utterly bewildered. “Wives don’t do oral sex. That’s why men go to prostitutes,” she responded. Sometimes I really miss mom and her insanity.
Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | April 14, 2008 at 1:04 pm
Well I got away with it for 25 years…..
sportsdvl | April 14, 2008 at 1:07 pm
#2 is such a retarded spammer she thinks MM is still alive and on her fake ass site! lol
But seriously, a video of MM giving a hummer…now that’s the best news of the day!
Gia | April 14, 2008 at 1:08 pm
A woman is only size 0-2 when she starves herself and has no hips/ basically boy hips. No woman should be proud to say she is size 0-2 because she is basically saying I have a eating disorder or bad eating habits. Marilyn was probably a size 8-10 based on 35-25-35 measurements @ 120 pounds.
Back in Marilyn’s day; the media kept secrets for the famous. No media ever talked about Kennedy’s affair with Marilyn back in those days out of respect.
www | April 14, 2008 at 1:10 pm
ew whore. cant respect her anymore.
deacon jones | April 14, 2008 at 1:11 pm
mmmmmm.
I wouldnt let that bitch take those shoes off if her life depended on it
Grunion | April 14, 2008 at 1:12 pm
“No media ever talked about Kennedy’s affair with Marilyn back in those days out of respect”
yeah that and the fact Joseph Kennedy’s best buddy Hearst basicly controlled the media back then.
bina | April 14, 2008 at 1:15 pm
With the growing fat trend in American women, designers have slowly resized our clothing, downward. Women do not want to spend money and feel like they’re wearing a huge size.
Marilyn was not a today’s size 12. Back in her time, a “size 12″ was about what a size 6 is today.
Jimbo | April 14, 2008 at 1:16 pm
Hey, let’s make every thread about female body image, eating disorders, and Kim Kardashian!!!
I’ll start: Kim only fucks filthy n i g g e r s, so who gives a fuck if she’s fat or not.
Mrs. | April 14, 2008 at 1:17 pm
LOL #25.
MM on her knees giving a bj?? Whoa..
VOTE DEMOCRAT- END THE WAR! | April 14, 2008 at 1:20 pm
#32 It pays to know the right people lol!
Clinton and Kennedy were the best presidents in my life time so far!
VOTE DEMOCRAT!
END THE WAR!
Us fought the communist in Vietnam and pulled out after 50,000 Americans died. And guess what people, the communist did not attack or take over America.
US is currently fighting the terrorist in Iraq and 4,000 + Americans have already died. So if US pulls out of Iraq; the terrorists are not going to take over America just like the communist could not take over the US.
Filthy N i g g e r | April 14, 2008 at 1:20 pm
I do!
nipolian | April 14, 2008 at 1:20 pm
Dear Fish:
Nothing you could post the rest of the day is going to top MM on her knees, sucking dick for the camera. You might as well take the rest of the day off and get some much deserved R&R.
Thanks for the laughs,
Nipolian
Pauline | April 14, 2008 at 1:25 pm
Hello! Grammar error again: Should be “its existence” not “it’s existence”, which means “It is existence.”
Jack LaLane | April 14, 2008 at 1:25 pm
#34
This site is called superficial for a reason.
If the topic fits then so be it.
US has a huge eating problem and too many fat Americans like Kim Kardaskank.
US feeds most of the world but this does not mean fat Americans should eat for the starving people too.
Just because US has too much food does not mean one should eat too much. Fat Americans get motivated to practice a healthy life style. Don’t delay, do it today! Feel better about yourself! And your body will love it too!
kitty_kat | April 14, 2008 at 1:28 pm
“…Unlike her current imitators such as Paris Hilton, the now-dyed Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears, Marilyn Monroe the original blonde bombshell made a sex tape that ended up being classified by the FBI…”
Oh wow! Really? (Rolls eyes) I don’t care how much the tape went for: a whore is still a whore. And seriously, she wasn’t even very good-looking or anything. Just sayin’.
Gus | April 14, 2008 at 1:31 pm
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/showbiznews.html?in_article_id=559644&in_page_id=1773
N0O0O0O0O!
80 | April 14, 2008 at 1:34 pm
guys, this is obviously fake. they didn’t have hand held camcorders that they would need for the camera in the 1950s. and why would it come out now? its a fake
nipolian | April 14, 2008 at 1:38 pm
Time for lunch…….I think I will try that triple chilli cheese burger at Carl’s Jr with a supersized order of chilli cheese fries and some of those yummy fried zucchini on the side. I wonder if they will put some of that chilli cheese sauce on the zucchini if I pay a little more.
sportsdvl | April 14, 2008 at 1:38 pm
#43 – jealous much?
Polly Pureheart | April 14, 2008 at 1:51 pm
Who cares? It’s probably a shitty quality and, let’s face it, even “hot” chicks in the 50′s aren’t hot by todays standards… .they were all doughy and shit. I’ll stick with my good old up to date 2008 porn thanks.
http://wtcctr.blogspot.com
Polly Pureheart | April 14, 2008 at 1:51 pm
Who cares? It’s probably a shitty quality and, let’s face it, even “hot” chicks in the 50′s aren’t hot by todays standards… .they were all doughy and shit. I’ll stick with my good old up to date 2008 porn thanks.
http://wtcctr.blogspot.com
Polly Pureheart | April 14, 2008 at 1:51 pm
Who cares? It’s probably a shitty quality and, let’s face it, even “hot” chicks in the 50′s aren’t hot by todays standards… .they were all doughy and shit. I’ll stick with my good old up to date 2008 porn thanks.
http://wtcctr.blogspot.com
luna | April 14, 2008 at 2:04 pm
does it even matter what size she was? the fact of the matter is that
SHE WAS A NYMPHOMANIAC.
i would like to see the film i think it would be funny
hell mother fuckin’ yeah thats what im talkin’ about
deacon jones | April 14, 2008 at 2:09 pm
What’s with all the fucking anti-american posts lately?? Half of them don’t even make sense. Get the fuck off here if you don’t like us and go eat some escargo and smoke a pipe.
Fan | April 14, 2008 at 2:14 pm
Marilyn’s weight and body size fluctuated quite a bit throughout her life. I think she always looked good, but she was certainly slimmer at some times than at others. When she married Arthur Miller and went into semi-retirement, she gained a lot of weight during their “honeymoon period.” Later, when the relationship soured, she slimmed down again.
GeorgetheLiar | April 14, 2008 at 2:17 pm
@ 36 the numbers much higher than 4,000. So naive.
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