Marilyn Monroe sex tape sells for $1.5 million

April 14th, 2008 // 110 Comments

Unlike her current imitators such as Paris Hilton, the now-dyed Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears, Marilyn Monroe the original blonde bombshell made a sex tape that ended up being classified by the FBI. I doubt copies of “A Night in Paris” are locked away next to the Ark of the Covenant. The vintage tape was declassified and was sold to a collector for a whopping $1.5 million. (Note: Porn is free on the internet. Just sayin’.) The tape only features Marilyn Monroe having oral sex with an unidentified man whose face remains off camera, according to the New York Post:

The footage appears to have been shot in the 1950s. When it came to light in the mid-’60s, then-FBI Director J. Edgar Hoover had his agents spend two weeks futilely trying to prove that Monroe’s sex partner was either John F. Kennedy or Robert F. Kennedy, according to declassified agency documents and interviews, Morgan said.
The silent black-and-white flick shows Monroe on her knees in front of a man whose face is just out of the shot.

The legendary film was sought by others when it’s existence became known. The FBI had confiscated the tape from an informant but not before he made a copy:

According to the documents, “Former baseball star Joseph DiMaggio in the past had offered [the informant] $25,000 for this film, it being the only one in existence, but he refused the offer.
“Source advised that [redacted name of the mole] informed them that he had obtained this film prior to the time Marilyn Monroe had achieved stardom.”

All I have to say is, what the shit? People gave blowjobs in the ’50s??! Annnd I’m impotent. Good game, penis.

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  1. Tiger

    She’s a hot icon.

  2. pointandlaugh

    how awesome would it have been to lay pipe in Marilyn? She is HOT.

  3. Raymond

    Marilyn was 5′ 5 ½” tall and her measurements were 35-22-25 and she weighed around 120 pounds.

    People try to compare Kim Kardaskank with Marilyn, but Marilyn had a small ass compared to Kim’s huge fat ass. Kim’s measurements must be 38-28-48 and she weighs 165 pounds.

  4. mamadough

    considering that’s about 60 years ago, that’s pretty fucking sweet. most women were vacuuming in their high heels and aprons and baking turkeys while marilyn was delivering penis pleasures.

    people forget that people have always been sexual naughty. i say, bring back the cod piece!

    that’s like finding a reel with charlie chaplin gang-banging a young asian boy. or eleanor roosevelt getting finger-banged in the lincoln bedroom.

  5. nipolian

    The thought of Norma Jean on her knees smoking dick = instant hard-on.

  6. Nella

    That’s pretty awesome.

  7. Dura

    The real question is WHEN DO WE GET TO SEE IT!

  8. danni

    I wonder if that one will ever hit the internet.
    She’s my favorite, I loved the book (Blonde) on her.

  9. Sheila McDogginsmom

    Oh, I wonder how long it will be until someone steals the tape and puts it on the internet, just like every other celebrity sex tape. Everything comes out eventually. Touche!

  10. Auntie Kryst

    Who’s candle in the wind?

  11. didn’t LiLo get caught giving a BJ recently?

  12. RENEE

    But only 1.5 million??? It just doesn’t seem like enough money, considering her legacy and how much money less stellar stars net for their stupid sex tapes in this day and age. No “sex symbol” will ever compare to Marilyn Monroe…she’s untouchable, even after all this time. I think her measurements were bigger than mentioned though, and I think she weighed more (unless that was only later on in life). Either way, she was definetly no twig; she was all curves; vavavavoooo!

  13. Harry

    Meh…never got the appeal. She wasn’t even the best looking woman of her time but I’m sure all those old geezers from the greatest generation just found another reason to hold on for another year or two.

  14. RENEE

    insert…m….oops, I forgot the m in vavavavoooom!!!

  15. 23apples

    Did anybody else find themselves reading those quotes in an old-timey New York accent detective’s voice? Because I sure did, and I’m wondering if it’s because I only got 2 hours of sleep last night.

  16. Joltin' Joe

    Back then, her nickname was “Superhead”.

  17. FromOutOfNoWhere

    Wait, WTF, are those platform shoes she wearing. DId MM do the pole dance too.
    Damn what a model female.

  18. ph7

    Now I finally understand the the origin of the phrase “Smoking’ Joe” Dimaggio.

  19. Jim

    I hope her ass looks huge and the guy pees on her!

    …see how stupid that sounds, Kim (soiled dimpled-fat) lovers?

  20. dbella

    Uh, he was not “Smoking” Joe DiMaggio, he was “Joltin’ Joe DiMaggio.” And MM’s measurements were 35 22 35, not 35 22 25.

  21. Ted Mosby

    I would love to see this footage. Will finally put to bed the question: Spitter or Swallower.

  22. poonmoon

    Why do so many turds insist on saying marilyn was a size 12 or 16 as though that was her regular healthy size. That’s like suggested Elvis was fat from the get-go. Fucking look at Monroe for fucks sake. She’s was a size 2-6 in her prime. She may have gotten heavy in the end, but to suggest that the beautiful image of Marilyn that we all have is one of a plus sized woman is ludicrous. The Marilyn that was revered was hot and slim and then she let herself go. Typical.

    People also somehow think that humanity was more prim and proper back in the day like us young folk invented sex or sumthin’.No fuckers humanity has always been sex fuled (since it’s kind of important to our like existance and shit) oral, 69ing, anal and all that shit has been around since B.C. Wise up. We haven’t changed at all, new problems have replaced old ones, but as a whole we are as horny, violent , selfish, shameless, hateful, useless an unhealthy as ever. With some exceptions like ME ( I am a massive improvement on the lesser humands of past and present).

  23. luckyglinda

    even as we speak, Lohan is scrambling to reproduce this film.

  24. BunnyButt

    Reminds me of the time when mom, who was from the same era as Marilyn, blurted out during a family dinner, completely unrelated to the conversation, “And that’s why men go to prostitutes.” Um, what?, we asked, utterly bewildered. “Wives don’t do oral sex. That’s why men go to prostitutes,” she responded. Sometimes I really miss mom and her insanity.

  25. Well I got away with it for 25 years…..

  26. #2 is such a retarded spammer she thinks MM is still alive and on her fake ass site! lol

    But seriously, a video of MM giving a hummer…now that’s the best news of the day!

  27. Gia

    A woman is only size 0-2 when she starves herself and has no hips/ basically boy hips. No woman should be proud to say she is size 0-2 because she is basically saying I have a eating disorder or bad eating habits. Marilyn was probably a size 8-10 based on 35-25-35 measurements @ 120 pounds.

    Back in Marilyn’s day; the media kept secrets for the famous. No media ever talked about Kennedy’s affair with Marilyn back in those days out of respect.

  28. www

    ew whore. cant respect her anymore.

  29. deacon jones

    mmmmmm.
    I wouldnt let that bitch take those shoes off if her life depended on it

  30. Grunion

    “No media ever talked about Kennedy’s affair with Marilyn back in those days out of respect”

    yeah that and the fact Joseph Kennedy’s best buddy Hearst basicly controlled the media back then.

  31. bina

    With the growing fat trend in American women, designers have slowly resized our clothing, downward. Women do not want to spend money and feel like they’re wearing a huge size.

    Marilyn was not a today’s size 12. Back in her time, a “size 12″ was about what a size 6 is today.

  32. Hey, let’s make every thread about female body image, eating disorders, and Kim Kardashian!!!

    I’ll start: Kim only fucks filthy n i g g e r s, so who gives a fuck if she’s fat or not.

  33. Mrs.

    LOL #25.
    MM on her knees giving a bj?? Whoa..

  34. VOTE DEMOCRAT- END THE WAR!

    #32 It pays to know the right people lol!

    Clinton and Kennedy were the best presidents in my life time so far!

    VOTE DEMOCRAT!

    END THE WAR!

    Us fought the communist in Vietnam and pulled out after 50,000 Americans died. And guess what people, the communist did not attack or take over America.

    US is currently fighting the terrorist in Iraq and 4,000 + Americans have already died. So if US pulls out of Iraq; the terrorists are not going to take over America just like the communist could not take over the US.

  35. Filthy N i g g e r

    I do!

  36. nipolian

    Dear Fish:

    Nothing you could post the rest of the day is going to top MM on her knees, sucking dick for the camera. You might as well take the rest of the day off and get some much deserved R&R.

    Thanks for the laughs,
    Nipolian

  37. Pauline

    Hello! Grammar error again: Should be “its existence” not “it’s existence”, which means “It is existence.”

  38. Jack LaLane

    #34

    This site is called superficial for a reason.

    If the topic fits then so be it.

    US has a huge eating problem and too many fat Americans like Kim Kardaskank.

    US feeds most of the world but this does not mean fat Americans should eat for the starving people too.

    Just because US has too much food does not mean one should eat too much. Fat Americans get motivated to practice a healthy life style. Don’t delay, do it today! Feel better about yourself! And your body will love it too!

  39. kitty_kat

    “…Unlike her current imitators such as Paris Hilton, the now-dyed Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears, Marilyn Monroe the original blonde bombshell made a sex tape that ended up being classified by the FBI…”
    Oh wow! Really? (Rolls eyes) I don’t care how much the tape went for: a whore is still a whore. And seriously, she wasn’t even very good-looking or anything. Just sayin’.

  40. 80

    guys, this is obviously fake. they didn’t have hand held camcorders that they would need for the camera in the 1950s. and why would it come out now? its a fake

  41. nipolian

    Time for lunch…….I think I will try that triple chilli cheese burger at Carl’s Jr with a supersized order of chilli cheese fries and some of those yummy fried zucchini on the side. I wonder if they will put some of that chilli cheese sauce on the zucchini if I pay a little more.

  42. #43 – jealous much?

  43. Who cares? It’s probably a shitty quality and, let’s face it, even “hot” chicks in the 50′s aren’t hot by todays standards… .they were all doughy and shit. I’ll stick with my good old up to date 2008 porn thanks.

    http://wtcctr.blogspot.com

  44. Who cares? It’s probably a shitty quality and, let’s face it, even “hot” chicks in the 50′s aren’t hot by todays standards… .they were all doughy and shit. I’ll stick with my good old up to date 2008 porn thanks.

    http://wtcctr.blogspot.com

  45. Who cares? It’s probably a shitty quality and, let’s face it, even “hot” chicks in the 50′s aren’t hot by todays standards… .they were all doughy and shit. I’ll stick with my good old up to date 2008 porn thanks.

    http://wtcctr.blogspot.com

  46. luna

    does it even matter what size she was? the fact of the matter is that
    SHE WAS A NYMPHOMANIAC.

    i would like to see the film i think it would be funny

    hell mother fuckin’ yeah thats what im talkin’ about

  47. deacon jones

    What’s with all the fucking anti-american posts lately?? Half of them don’t even make sense. Get the fuck off here if you don’t like us and go eat some escargo and smoke a pipe.

  48. Fan

    Marilyn’s weight and body size fluctuated quite a bit throughout her life. I think she always looked good, but she was certainly slimmer at some times than at others. When she married Arthur Miller and went into semi-retirement, she gained a lot of weight during their “honeymoon period.” Later, when the relationship soured, she slimmed down again.

  49. GeorgetheLiar

    @ 36 the numbers much higher than 4,000. So naive.

    “Obama in the White House, Bush in the doghouse!”

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