Marilyn Manson’s feelings are hurt

Marilyn Manson has his panties in a bunch after an item in LA Weekly claimed he’s a “paranoid cocaine addict who is nothing like his onstage goth persona.” Here’s what he wrote on his MySpace blog (Wow. MySpace?) via Page Six:

“If one more ‘journalist’ makes a cavalier statement about me and my band, I will personally or with my fans’ help, greet them at their home and discover just how much they believe in their freedom of speech,” Manson warns. “I dare you all to write one more thing that you won’t say to my face. Because I will make you say it. In that manner. That is a threat.

Marilyn Manson is a 40-year-old woman on the verge of menopause.

NOTE: I live at Spencer Pratt’s house and look exactly like him. So much so that people often confuse us with their fists and/or firearms. (Preferably the latter.)

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