Despite reports by the National Enquirer that Marie Osmond was hospitalized after a failed suicide attempt, her manager says it was just a bad reaction to some medication and she’s doing fine now.
“She basically had an adverse reaction to some medication she was taking and she blacked out,” spokeswoman Amy Hawkes said. Osmond, who lives in Utah County about 30 miles from Salt Lake City, spent a couple of days at Timpanogos Regional Medical Center in Orem last week, Hawkes said. “She’s doing fine. She’s vacationing with her family right now,” she said. “We deal with those tabloids all the time,” said Karl Engemann, Osmond’s manager. “You get tired of responding. It’s like punching Jell-O.”
It’s about time we had some updates on Marie Osmond’s life. Because I’ve, uh, really been like thinking about her. Or something. Definitely. Why does she look like she wants to eat my liver?
@46 Hysterical. I just slooged wine on my screen.
Hopless…I thought you were an arse bandit?
And I mean no offense. I love fags. My only gripe is that they won’t fuck me.
i would hit it! no wait, i would punch it!
Whats 2+2?
A. Jello
@52 First off, I’ll fuck just about anyone or anything; real, animated, wooden, plastic, metal, human, alien… you name it I’ll hit it. I’m the Captain Kirk of cockdom!!!!!
and second off: who the fuck are you?
Hopeless
12
hahahhahahahaha
her smile and cheeks reminds me of this character
http://www.whalefish.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/monster%20pics/willow.gif
@ 56… Jesus, what the fuck I was just asking.
God I’m so depressed.
No one likes me.
I wish I were dead.
brb, gonna go have an “adverse reaction to some medication…”
You gotta love them Mormons, they are secretly fetish lovin’, cock-suckin’, orgy havin’, pill poppin’ freaks. On the outside its clean cut and proper, on the inside its Dennis Rodman on exstacy.
I’m not surprised she had that reaction to the meds with all that corn in her system.
Get it? Corn?! Because she and her family are so corny?! HA! I make me laugh!…
http://www.blackbeatpress.com
#17: Meh… =P
yeah I can imagine that
- “Our stocks are constantly going up but I think we should fire a guy or two and make some internal expansions”
- “Hm, but what abour our stocks?”
- “Aren’t you listening?! God, it’s like puching jell-o here…”
#41 Grphdesi23,
You want to talk to me about depression. Ok, I’ll believe Andrea Yates was Depressed. But Marie had no trouble getting her ass out of bed and to the plastic surgeon 5 or 6 times. The fact that she is now depressed because he made her look like the front end of a Chevy might be a reason for her to swallow a bunch of pills, but not enough of one to get my sympathy. NOW, if somebody called her fat or made fun of her bikini…..THEN she’d get my sympathy.
bigponie:
“she looks like the bride of chucky”
What?! I’m insulted! You bastard ponie! I look nothing like h-
Ohhhhh BRIDE of chucky….
She was a great Wonder Woman, god I loved that show… “Quick! Hop into my invisible jet!”
This is my first time posting, just had to say how much you guys crack me up. Love the site.
65–marie osmond wasn’t wonder woman. Linda Carter was.
@67
I know that.. thanks ruining my fantasy.
@59 Honestly, I’d do ya, but if I blow one more load I’m pretty certain my eyeballs will suck into my skull and shoot out my wand!!!
See post 49!!!
I’M OUT OF CUM!!!!!!!!
Sincerely yours,
Hopeless
If this blowfish does off herself, will the price of her retarded dolls go up?
Hell, the chick has 7 kids, right? I might try to off myself too!
I have one, want a few more..but shit..gotta get the squigglies first!
She has a fat face.
And horse teeth.
She looks like the kind of bitch you can take to the circus and fuck under the bleachers ass-up with her head buried in elephant dung.
It took me a while to figure it out but my suspicions have been confirmed. I don’t know if anyone saw that documentary from a while back called: Alien v. Predator. At the end historians speculated that the Alien queen might still be alive.
There’s your alien queen folks, Marie Osmond smiling and ready to spit acid, on your face.
I cannot believe all the insensitive people on this site. How dare you make fun of people who may try and kill themsleves! How dare you bring up Mormons and talk trash about them like they aren’t real people too… No wait. Just kidding, like we care… It is the Superficial!!! GEEZ!!!
Oh, and Marie Osmond is a freak of nature fo-shur…
I’m in PR, and basically:
adverse reaction to medication=too many drugs, usually illegal ones
adverse reaction to medication requiring hospitalization=suicide attempt
dehydration=too much booze
exhaustion=too much coke
publicist could not be reach for comment=you have no idea how the hell to spin this crazy shit
But these are things the Superfish community knows anyway.
I wonder if she’s still sleeping with Donny. They were such a cute incestuous couple.
She’s clearly now a lot more than a little bit rock ‘n’ roll.
jrzmommy Please see comment 80 in the Jenna Jameson pic.
I love Marie Osmond.
[Said Karl Engemann, Osmond's manager. "You get tired of responding. It's like punching Jell-O."]
No doubt, I shacked up that bitch so hard and I was holding off the skinny ass Anthony with my left, till-wait…..
Oh – Punching JELL-O!!
(God, I’m 0 for 2)
79–de nada. it’s totally okay.
#83
You should have let him off himself once and for all. This would have been the perfect thread for him to do it.
Dang, I’m talking to myself… that was some great weed…
#63, Spindoc
“she is now depressed because he made her look like the front end of a Chevy…”
haha, awesome.
I love her too #80…I’d love her more under the bleachers ass-up with her head buried in elephant dung. #73
I’m glad someone else can spot potential : )
http://majikthise.typepad.com/majikthise_/2006/06/daughters_inter.html
“So…I know both Jes and Marie. I worked with Jes and it is horribly sad how badly she has been treated by both her parents. Of course Marie exposed her children. She will do anything to get back into the spotlight, even if it means sacrificing her own children. Donating money for children-all a show, anything to get back into the spotlight. It was ridiculous what a joke Marie was. She does not care about any of her own children, and i know for a fact that she’s beaten Jes more than once. It’s just sad.
Posted by: Miscellaneous | August 02, 2006 at 12:47 AM “
http://majikthise.typepad.com/majikthise_/2006/06/daughters_inter.html
“So…I know both Jes and Marie. I worked with Jes and it is horribly sad how badly she has been treated by both her parents. Of course Marie exposed her children. She will do anything to get back into the spotlight, even if it means sacrificing her own children. Donating money for children-all a show, anything to get back into the spotlight. It was ridiculous what a joke Marie was. She does not care about any of her own children, and i know for a fact that she’s beaten Jes more than once. It’s just sad.
Posted by: Miscellaneous | August 02, 2006 at 12:47 AM “