Despite reports by the National Enquirer that Marie Osmond was hospitalized after a failed suicide attempt, her manager says it was just a bad reaction to some medication and she’s doing fine now.
“She basically had an adverse reaction to some medication she was taking and she blacked out,” spokeswoman Amy Hawkes said. Osmond, who lives in Utah County about 30 miles from Salt Lake City, spent a couple of days at Timpanogos Regional Medical Center in Orem last week, Hawkes said. “She’s doing fine. She’s vacationing with her family right now,” she said. “We deal with those tabloids all the time,” said Karl Engemann, Osmond’s manager. “You get tired of responding. It’s like punching Jell-O.”
It’s about time we had some updates on Marie Osmond’s life. Because I’ve, uh, really been like thinking about her. Or something. Definitely. Why does she look like she wants to eat my liver?
Gordo69 | August 3, 2006 at 1:47 pm
who cares?
bigponie | August 3, 2006 at 1:48 pm
she looks like the bride of chucky
jrzmommy | August 3, 2006 at 1:48 pm
Yeah, a reaction to the medication. A reaction to taking 50 times the prescribed dose of the medication is more like it!
ImSuicidal | August 3, 2006 at 1:49 pm
BULLSHIT!!! Her and I were supposed to go out together. Double suicide!!!
Jslash | August 3, 2006 at 1:49 pm
He’s a little bit “Who Cares”
I’m a little bit “I don’t give a damn.”
whoworksatworkanyhow | August 3, 2006 at 1:50 pm
Is this the chick that’s married to her brother? These people are creepy.
And as someone who has had an averse reaction to her medication I don’t recall blacking out. I recall getting very itchy and my throat swelling up…but not blacking out. Although I would have welcomed that. It would have gotten rid of the itchy.
SoftBlueGlow | August 3, 2006 at 1:51 pm
Damnit!
http://www.VeryLiberating.com
RichPort | August 3, 2006 at 1:53 pm
Last I checked, swallowing a bottle of pills is not the same thing as a bad reaction to medication, just like getting knocked up during a gangbang is not the same thing as having a bad reaction to having unprotected sex.
ChikaDeeDeeDee | August 3, 2006 at 1:54 pm
@2: Sweeeet! PMGOL
(puking my guts out laughing)
I thought you wrote “Chunky”…
….still funny though.
Kg | August 3, 2006 at 1:55 pm
“It’s like punching Jell-O.”
I love her spokeswoman…
The Girl | August 3, 2006 at 1:58 pm
I guess this is what being a little bit Country does for ya.
januaryanne | August 3, 2006 at 2:05 pm
you have to admit though, she is totally rockin The Rachel
CMonster0125 | August 3, 2006 at 2:08 pm
“It’s like punching Jell-O.”…wow. Most people eat Jell-O, and some even try nailing it to trees…but punching? That’s a new one for me.
CMonster0125 | August 3, 2006 at 2:09 pm
“It’s like punching Jell-O.”…wow. Most people eat Jell-O, and some even try nailing it to trees…but punching? That’s a new one for me.
Wanna Pet My Beaver? | August 3, 2006 at 2:11 pm
I totally understand.
I’ve blacked out from medication before and spent a few days in the hospital and then went on vacation with my family.
Well not so much medication as roofies.
And not so much a hospital as some guys van.
And not really a vacation but i did spend a few days wondering why the fuck my ass hurt so much…
whodatiz | August 3, 2006 at 2:12 pm
@10
I don’t think ‘Karl’ is a woman’s name. But yeah I’m so gonna use that jell-o line at my next office meeting
Giggles | August 3, 2006 at 2:12 pm
I think she should be left alone here. She has been very upfront about her depression / post-partum depression issues, so no one should be surprised she has been on medication. I think she should be applauded for taking the stigma out of it and being forthcoming. I really hope it was a not a suicide attempt. AND I THINK SHE LOOKS GREAT!!!!
Wanna Pet My Beaver? | August 3, 2006 at 2:13 pm
I totally understand.
I’ve blacked out from medication before and spent a few days in the hospital and then went on vacation with my family.
Well not so much medication as roofies.
And not so much a hospital as some guys van.
And not really a vacation but i did spend a few days wondering why the fuck my ass hurt so much…
Giggles | August 3, 2006 at 2:13 pm
I think she should be left alone here. She has been very upfront about her depression / post-partum depression issues, so no one should be surprised she has been on medication. I think she should be applauded for taking the stigma out of it and being forthcoming. I really hope it was a not a suicide attempt. AND I THINK SHE LOOKS GREAT!!!!
Wanna Pet My Beaver? | August 3, 2006 at 2:13 pm
I totally understand.
I’ve blacked out from medication before and spent a few days in the hospital and then went on vacation with my family.
Well not so much medication as roofies.
And not so much a hospital as some guys van.
And not really a vacation but i did spend a few days wondering why the fuck my ass hurt so much…
Wanna Pet My Beaver? | August 3, 2006 at 2:15 pm
I totally understand.
I’ve blacked out from medication before and spent a few days in the hospital and then went on vacation with my family.
Well not so much medication as roofies.
And not so much a hospital as some guys van.
And not really a vacation but i did spend a few days wondering why the fuck my ass hurt so much…
Spindoc | August 3, 2006 at 2:15 pm
Look, I don’t see why they call it a suicide attempt, She just had a bad reaction to the 47 pills she swallowed with a glass of Jack Daniels.
Wanna Pet My Beaver? | August 3, 2006 at 2:17 pm
I totally understand.
I’ve blacked out from medication before and spent a few days in the hospital and then went on vacation with my family.
Well not so much medication as roofies.
And not so much a hospital as some guys van.
And not really a vacation but i did spend a few days wondering why the fuck my ass hurt so much…
UNWASHEDMASSES | August 3, 2006 at 2:19 pm
“Exhaustion” read overdose. “Bad reaction to prescribed drugs” read suicide attempt. Is there any honesty left in the entertainment biz anymore? They issue statements like we’re all kids and mom ran off with the plumber. We can all see through the bywords. She’s mom to like half of Utah, has no career to speak of, brother Donny won’t return her calls because her erratic behavior cancelled their t.v. show, and all she’s remembered for is her hideously oversized chompers. Adverse reaction my ass. It’s like categorizing a self-inflicted gunshot wound as lead poisoning.
Italian Stallion | August 3, 2006 at 2:21 pm
I always knew she was squirrely but is she storing Walnuts in her cheeks?
HolisticWisdomcom | August 3, 2006 at 2:22 pm
Guess a little bit of country is still around…
Jacq | August 3, 2006 at 2:23 pm
If the story is about Marie, why is there a picture of Donnie?
Jacq | August 3, 2006 at 2:24 pm
If the story is about Marie, why is there a picture of Donnie?
Italian Stallion | August 3, 2006 at 2:53 pm
I always new she was a little squirrely but what the fuck is up with her storing Walnuts in her cheeks?
Peaches2133 | August 3, 2006 at 3:02 pm
She sure had a lot of plastic surgery done on your nasty face. Die hillbilly scum, die!
CoJo | August 3, 2006 at 3:06 pm
We’ve all been here long enough to know that if there is speculation about something, it’s usually true.
…and Peaches2113, please. With that kind of talk your going to upset Giggles (read posts #16 & 19).
biatcho | August 3, 2006 at 3:07 pm
They failed to mention the cause of the adverse effects was from swigging vodka, robitussin & Xanax. Crazy mormon freakshow.
biatcho | August 3, 2006 at 3:09 pm
“I’m a little bit cuntry… I’m a little bit cocks & balls”. Thank You UTAH!
BarbadoSlim | August 3, 2006 at 3:11 pm
Marie Osmond would look great if she were surrounded by midgets dressed in leather and liqour, lots of liquor and some hookers.
better yet, forget Marie Osmond…
mikeski | August 3, 2006 at 3:14 pm
I’d hit it.
Wanna Pet My Beaver? | August 3, 2006 at 3:17 pm
People who are depressed should just off themselves, not be given the will to live in the form of a little blue pill…
If there were no anti-depressents there would be no Marie Osmond.
Bioplant | August 3, 2006 at 3:17 pm
Brains…
Braaaiiiinnnnssss…
jemsinamood | August 3, 2006 at 3:19 pm
Is this picture before or after she passed out?
ScriptRadar | August 3, 2006 at 3:20 pm
Non story.
Peaches2133 | August 3, 2006 at 3:23 pm
#33
LOL…..funny shit =)
Grphdesi23 | August 3, 2006 at 3:26 pm
I can’t believe how vicious you people are to
someone that may have tried to take her own life.
And to those who think depressed people should “off themselves” clearly are ignorant to the nature of depression.
There is always hope for those who are depressed to reclaim their life and be happy again.
MultipleSpaceys | August 3, 2006 at 3:32 pm
#41 Do you work for the drug companies?
pinky_nip | August 3, 2006 at 3:34 pm
@41: If I ship you a pistol, will you promise to use it?
And by use it, shove it in your mouth and pull the trigger?
Geno | August 3, 2006 at 3:38 pm
I would hit it.
http://genosworld.blogspot.com/
jrzmommy | August 3, 2006 at 3:38 pm
41–Untrue. There are definately people who are better off pushing up daisies.
Xanthia | August 3, 2006 at 3:41 pm
Pssssssst, #41… Yeah – hey. Look at the name of this site. Now look around a bit at the postings of most of the people here. Yeah. This is not the “wellness center/granola cruncher/love you so much/everything is going to be okay with lots of understanding site”…. get with the program or go take a little pill.
Hell go have 300 of them. It would make me me feel better if you did.
Hopeless_Screenwriter | August 3, 2006 at 3:42 pm
A. Marie Osmond, Birth Oct. 13, 1959. Age 46.
Top hits include,”A Day Late and a dollar Short.” and– “Make the World Go Away.” Hmmmm??? More like, “A Day late and a pill short, and how about, “Please God Make This Fucking World Go Away!!!!!!!!!!”
Still hitable? Indeed. However, has anyone tried fucking a bowl of Jello? It’s some mind-blowing squishy-jiggly fun, like sticking your dick directly into one of Pam Anderson’s jugs. Much more pleasant than the telephone pole I drilled a hole into once, less splintery.
I so have a thing for suicidal brunettes.
Hopeless
BarbadoSlim | August 3, 2006 at 3:47 pm
Cry me a fucking river #41.
whinersannonymous.com is that way ——>
don’t let your browser hit you on the way out.
Hopeless_Screenwriter | August 3, 2006 at 3:48 pm
Bare with me, I’m a little out of it. I’ve had so many orgasms so far this week I’m pretty sure my last load was knee cartilage.
AmberDextrose | August 3, 2006 at 3:49 pm
How did she get the pills past her teeth? They’re enormous. No, wait… Maybe they gave her a horse tablet by mistake.