Mariah wins money, thanks boobs

Mariah_Gambles.jpgMariah Carey is said to have won $27,000 in a Las Vegas Casino on Friday after playing just three rounds of poker. She tells

“I used to play poker with my sister. But I think my low-cut dress put some of the guys off.”

Some people are saying that none of this ever happened, and that Mariah’s publicist just planted the story to get her some press coverage, which actually isn’t that far fetched. As genuinely hypnotic as Mariah is from the neck down, in Las Vegas, you can’t drop a pin in a room without popping silicone into someone’s eye, so I would imagine that hardcore poker players are used to having a fleshy nimbus of breasts floating around their heads all day. After all, they don’t call it Sin City because there’s a lack of hookers and they think the irony is cute. And even if anybody at the table did stare at her chest, it’s probably because they were thinking, “Now where have I seen a pair like those before?

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