Mariah ties for most Grammy nominations

December 8th, 2005 // 16 Comments

tn_mariah_carey_performing_cr.jpgShe was robbed for her efforts on “Glitter” and now Mariah Carey is getting revenge with 8 Grammy nominations for “The Emancipation of Mimi.” She is tied with R&B singer John Legend, and general imbecile Kanye West for the lead in this year’s nominations, which were announced this morning in New York.

Carey and Legend were among the presenters who gathered at Gotham Hall to announce the nominees, which included veterans such as U2, Paul McCartney, Bruce Springsteen and Stevie Wonder and other stars such as Sheryl Crow, Coldplay and No Doubt frontwoman Gwen Stefani.

Guess who wasn’t a presenter? You got it, Kanye. The academy would rather have the guy from Nickelback announce the nominees than hear the college dropout opine on his racial injustice cause of the moment. I know if I had the choice over an incoherent Kanye rant and a colonoscopy performed by Muhammad Ali, I would already be shopping for ass pillows.

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  1. OhAySis

    I can’t wait for the following headline one day:

    The Decapitation of Mimi

  2. Bookboi

    The Grammy nominations for Mariah and Kanye are great news. Because these two really needed something to boost their egos. Mariah’s handlers have probably easily convinced her that she poops lavender and rose petals.

  3. El Taco Negro

    When was the last time anyone cared about a Grammy?

  4. HollyJ

    No one cares about the Grammies, I agree.

    Kanye is a complete moron who should be killed by a hail of bullets from a crazed weekend militia of NRA nutbags, but I think he’s right that Bush doesn’t give a shit about black people… Unless they’re rich…

    Well, ok, Bush doesn’t give a shit about people that aren’t rich… It just happens that Condasleezy is the only rich ass-sucking crony left with any pigment.

    I’m struggling with this, because I can’t decide who’s more disgusting, Kanye or Bush. Am I allowed to wish evil on them both? Or is that too greedy?

  5. The lady

    Anyone else notice how big her teeth are?

  6. alteaon

    I’d like to thank my plastic surgeon at Mattel, the makers of Chicklets, Dupont Spray Paints….

    check out that white necklace. It has to keep her head from floating away….

  7. EspressoMilitia

    George Bush does not care about black people.

  8. Mary45

    Did anyone notice how large her breasts have become and that she looks kind of preggers…BTW George Bush barely cares about himself let alone anyone else.

  9. Who the hell is this Mimi and why hasn’t Mariah posed nude yet? You’re not getting any younger, MC! Let’s see those bi-racial breasts before they start to sag.

    Also, Kanye and Bush are both bleeding-heart liberals so feel free to hate on them as much as you want.

  10. Greasy_Fungus

    I’d love to see Kanye West present at the Grammies, and I’d pay money to see him host them. It would be great!

  11. MortyFishbein

    This chick is the Anna Nicole Smith of the talented set.

  12. BadGoat

    She tries too hard.

  13. Suetonius

    #1 – The Grammys have been irrelevant ever since Stevie Wonder won for “I Just Called to Say I Love You”. Gag-o-rama.

    #2 – I completely lost it at “ass pillows”. I’m still crying from laughing so hard.

  14. braindeadmonkey

    If Mariah sucks in her gut any more or longer, she’s gonna turn blue in the face. Surely with all her money she can afford clothes that fit properly and are not always 2 sizes too small? She looks like she can easily breast feed an entire African village!

  15. yogui

    who is bush? and who is kanye west? oh mariah carey i know who that is she is that beautiful girl that sang emotions. Waht a voice. I got to say. Um anyone heard the new video thriller from michael jackson?

  16. I think it's just that Bush does not give a shit about black … Unless they are rich

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