Mariah Carey performed on Today this morning and her backup dancers look extremely confident about picking her up. Not one of them has a look on his face that suggests a fear of hernia. Except maybe the guy holding her left leg. And, okay, the other guy, too, once you look past the teeth.
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Josh | October 2, 2009 at 3:59 pm
frist?
somuchbetter | October 2, 2009 at 4:00 pm
FIRST BITCHESSSSSSSS WOOO
WHAT!! | October 2, 2009 at 4:00 pm
FIRST BITCHES WOOOOOO IM A DOUCHBAG
Richard McBeef | October 2, 2009 at 4:01 pm
That bitch is dumber than a box of rocks.
Nice titties though.
http://www.thefamousphere.com | October 2, 2009 at 4:09 pm
I thought they were used to carrying heavy things like TVs and stuff. This should be a breeze.
wtf | October 2, 2009 at 4:19 pm
The guy on the right has that look on this face because he is about to pull a new 52″ Samsung LED tv out of that thing.
pasteve | October 2, 2009 at 4:21 pm
Did they digitally remove the forklift?
Taz | October 2, 2009 at 4:22 pm
@ #5 ha ha ha. That dude needs braces but gets to touch her ass, I guess the makes up for it.
farty mcshitface | October 2, 2009 at 4:32 pm
man, she does look like a fatty. she is gonna be like aretha franklin one of these days. she keeps getting fatter.
Annie Loves Anal | October 2, 2009 at 4:32 pm
Dear Mz. Carry,
It is required by emplyee safety regulations that workers are REQIRED to wear proper back support equipment when lifting in excess of 500 lbs. in order to avert any possible back injury.
Sincerely,
Occupational Health and Safety Administration (OSHA)
All 7 | October 2, 2009 at 4:32 pm
What is this lard ass day on the fish?
ohai | October 2, 2009 at 4:36 pm
OINK.
kris | October 2, 2009 at 4:44 pm
I see 2 hernias in the mix!! She is one big girl! HAHA I love the smile on that guys face!! Good pics!!!
See Alice | October 2, 2009 at 4:51 pm
Imagine how much food she must be consuming ! I bet her potty breaks are bowl filling events !
cc | October 2, 2009 at 5:00 pm
Look at that…she can smile and sing her way through a good fisting.
Lloyd Johnson | October 2, 2009 at 5:10 pm
The guy in photo #5 definitely has a hernia.
Randal | October 2, 2009 at 5:17 pm
Now here is another great performer on the stage! Mariah can not only belt out the high notes to her lyrical masterpieces but also entertain with her dance moves. Her dancers are some of the best in the industry!
Randal
xxxRandalxxx | October 2, 2009 at 5:22 pm
Yo yo yo Randal the elder man wuzzup? What lyrical masterpieces? hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahah
*breathes in deeply*
AGHHhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahah!
titsonsnack | October 2, 2009 at 5:24 pm
So that’s where the Superficial ads for the tooth-whitener came from.
Jesus Juice | October 2, 2009 at 5:36 pm
So she pays these bruthas to pick her up so we’ll think she only weighs 110 pounds?
Yea, one of her legs weighs that much maybe.
Max Planck | October 2, 2009 at 5:42 pm
So people really listen to this shit?
Jamie Lynn's Uterus | October 2, 2009 at 5:51 pm
They sure had to do some heavy lifting. I hope they are in a Union and get some kind of Workman’s Comp.
Turd the third | October 2, 2009 at 6:19 pm
The easist way to pick her up is what the guy on the right of the main pict is doing… TWAT POGO.. hmmmmm, maybe she should visit Mel Gibson, he likes stuffing his hands up beavers…
God I hate this dumb cu#nt, she’s got nothing to do, you would think she could take a few minutes and a few of her $$ to stay in shape.
Imagine if you went back in time when she first got famous and showed her this pict of the whale that she had become, what do you think her reaction would be??
Lets here it from you, post it,, what would she have said…?
GrandpaMccain | October 2, 2009 at 6:35 pm
They look like they’re trying to lift a whale
Gern Blanston | October 2, 2009 at 6:52 pm
One picture has her grabbing her boob while the guy over her right shoulder looks like he’s trying to rub one out in his drawers.
leid-girl | October 2, 2009 at 7:41 pm
I thought she recently lost some weight and was”toned” She made a huge deal about it….
She said it was a lifestyle, not a diet……….but apparently she has gained it all back.
She sits on her fucking couch all day eating bon bons……
Savalas | October 2, 2009 at 8:02 pm
Make sure you wash your hands after the show, Terrell Owens.
illy | October 2, 2009 at 9:46 pm
lolllll! i love how she still thinks shes hot shit though, what a cutie. she looks like that black guy from the matrix in that long leather thing.
OceanC_Lifeguard | October 2, 2009 at 10:11 pm
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!
this is wickedly hilarious!!! but im sure the guy on the left can support her with his teeth alone
ppl | October 3, 2009 at 12:08 am
nice teeth, simple jack….da da da, I wanna…to…be…fa fa famous
wth | October 3, 2009 at 12:10 am
remember to lift with your legs and not with your back
Live Mature Webcams | October 3, 2009 at 1:19 am
That’s awesome that Beetlejuice is a backup dancer for Mariah Carey now!! I’m sure Howard Stern is proud of him.
lol | October 3, 2009 at 8:25 am
that nigger on the left needs braces fo sho.
Anthony | October 3, 2009 at 9:13 am
I`ve always admired her sweet touch. Hats down
it's me | October 3, 2009 at 10:52 am
ready
one
two
three….oh jesus christ my back!!!!!
See Alice | October 3, 2009 at 12:04 pm
The only way Mariah should be lifted is with a pallet jack.
dk | October 3, 2009 at 12:43 pm
Not to be a racist or anything but who hires a guy to go in public looking like that with those fucking teeth lmfao!
jojo | October 3, 2009 at 4:52 pm
what is with this lazy ox? She cant move under her own power?
LT81 | October 3, 2009 at 7:02 pm
She’s not really that big, she just wears clothing that’s not appropriate for a woman with hips and a butt.
Jibbly Biggins | October 3, 2009 at 7:41 pm
What’s wrong with a pretty girl on the big side?
Carey is in her 40s, with a thick body type (even in her 20s). Give it a rest. She’s still prettier than most of the women you see on the street.
JoJo | October 4, 2009 at 3:01 am
I agree she aint THAT fat but she needs to admit that she is NOT that skinny and wear more appropriate clothes.. check out her stomach – its pretty flat its just that ass and massive chest that is making her look chunky.. but STILL if she is that rich she really can afford a personal trainer… hmm GO MARIAH cause u aint bad for 40!!!
jojo | October 4, 2009 at 3:04 am
hahhha everyone I just saw pic 4 .. check out the guys expression… it looks like he is lifting a bag of potatoes .. a heavy bag.. sorry cudnt resist
Darth | October 4, 2009 at 4:40 pm
3,2,1,AAARGGH!
Galtacticus | October 4, 2009 at 4:49 pm
“How do we get that fat ass lifted up?” *Clenches teeth*
Narcissist | October 5, 2009 at 8:04 am
Wow. What kind of money do you get for the job in pic 2 (1) and 12 (11)? That might be alright as heavy lifting jobs go.
ed hardy shoes | October 5, 2009 at 9:14 am
Wow. What kind of money do you get for the job in pic 2 (1) and 12 (11)? That might be alright as heavy lifting jobs go.
Imagine | October 5, 2009 at 10:11 am
All I think when I look at that first pic, is hearing those poor men grunting “Holy fuckkkkinnngg shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttt!” as they hoist her enormously balloon ass into the air. The fear on the guy’s face on the right is priceless.
victoria | October 5, 2009 at 2:01 pm
Sooo funny haha seems like they are about to crack up!
JD | October 6, 2009 at 9:09 am
Looks like they’ll need a forklift for this job.
mariah who | October 7, 2009 at 11:06 pm
What’s up with dude’s teefases?