Mariah Carey’s breasts are getting out of control
Mariah Carey attended the New York Film Festival screening of her new movie Precious, and her breasts are getting way out of hand. Somewhere over the past few months they passed the fine line between huge and hefty waitress at a truck stop diner. But the important thing is we’re aware now so somebody can have the Jaws of Life ready when Nick Cannon gets trapped inside. Granted, he’ll suffocate almost immediately, but at least his poor mother will get to see his body at the funeral. We got your back, Nick.