Mariah Carey attended the New York Film Festival screening of her new movie Precious, and her breasts are getting way out of hand. Somewhere over the past few months they passed the fine line between huge and hefty waitress at a truck stop diner. But the important thing is we’re aware now so somebody can have the Jaws of Life ready when Nick Cannon gets trapped inside. Granted, he’ll suffocate almost immediately, but at least his poor mother will get to see his body at the funeral. We got your back, Nick.
Photos: Pacific Coast News, Splash News
frank | October 5, 2009 at 3:39 pm
and to think, back in the day i wanted to do terrible things to those breasts. now, they’re terrifying.
kris | October 5, 2009 at 3:42 pm
Man O Man I sure would like to see those with no shirt on, I mean her shirt!
ha | October 5, 2009 at 3:43 pm
nah fuck that, if i was Cannon, i wouldve taken her to the bathroom during that film festival, hiked up that dress and fucked her right then and there
ahahaaa | October 5, 2009 at 3:44 pm
nah fuck that, if I was Cannon i wouldve taken her to the bathroom during that film festival, hiked up that dress and fucked her right then and there…….FURIOUSLY
nicky | October 5, 2009 at 3:47 pm
wow each boob is better than her face
ChefBoyArDee | October 5, 2009 at 3:47 pm
Mama Mia…those are some mighty huge MEAT BALLS. Drop Mariah in tub full of spaghetti and sauce and I’ll have dinner for a month.
kris | October 5, 2009 at 3:50 pm
ME TOO!!!!!~
Randal | October 5, 2009 at 3:50 pm
It’s so great to see Mariah back in the front of the industry, smiling, dancing and singing the new songs from her mega hit album. This star has been a musical sensation since bursting out onto the scene in her teens and still continues writing one hit after the other.
Randal
CakeSnifferer | October 5, 2009 at 3:52 pm
Ugh…headed straight for Aretha Franklin territory. Except for the talent, of course.
Katie | October 5, 2009 at 3:59 pm
Did anyone else notice her man-hands?
Katie | October 5, 2009 at 3:59 pm
Did anyone else notice her man-hands?
John | October 5, 2009 at 4:01 pm
She is so freaking YUMMY. I would do so many nasty things to her….. those tits are like paradise.
Me, baby, me | October 5, 2009 at 4:02 pm
She tops my list of “celebrities I want to see die” in 2010!
Jaan Kanellis | October 5, 2009 at 4:07 pm
This is Mary Carey right?
Irene Barcelo | October 5, 2009 at 4:09 pm
What is it with her always showing off way too much of her body?
Oliver Chester The Molester Lester | October 5, 2009 at 4:10 pm
Smothered by those twins. Nick Cannon’s dream death.
Randal(l) | October 5, 2009 at 4:19 pm
Damn, this broad has some serious titties. Call me old fashioned, but i would totally drop a load on her ridiculously large tatters.
Randal(l)
The Gorgeous One | October 5, 2009 at 4:21 pm
I’m thinking someone might be pregnant.
mel | October 5, 2009 at 4:29 pm
They make her look very overweight.
Renee | October 5, 2009 at 4:29 pm
What is she close to 45? Will someone clue her in to start dressing like a lady and not a hooker. She really does look like a tranny/football player. Look at those shoulders.
Kim | October 5, 2009 at 4:31 pm
She clearly looks 3 months pregnant. That’s not fat – that’s baby building a pool and getting the milk ready.
Max Planck | October 5, 2009 at 4:33 pm
Bovine lactation.
Pernacchia | October 5, 2009 at 4:38 pm
Randal,
Get a job at a greeting card company.
You could make money writing this shit.
missywissy | October 5, 2009 at 4:43 pm
She’s georgeous. She looks the same age she did when she began her career, only with gigantic tatas. I agree, she’s like Britney and needs a stylist. I love how she’s wearing her hair now. It’s really becoming on her. All you people bitching about her tits … you all just have to complain about something! I can’t believe people are complaining that they look too big. I feel like I’m listening to an episode of Queer eye for the Straight Guy.
Sport | October 5, 2009 at 4:43 pm
Sadly she hasnt been attractive in 10 years.
The tits are only expanding to match her waistline.
Randal – dude, she has been as irrelevant as you for a decade buddy. Your faggy little posts are getting old. You sound like such an ass kiss even though these fucktards dont read the site.
Max Planck | October 5, 2009 at 4:45 pm
Everybody’s a “singer.”
I liked it better when music was made by musicians and corporations made junk food.
Now corporations make junk music.
Maria | October 5, 2009 at 4:45 pm
She’s definitely knocked up. Maybe she’ll she’ll change her teen-age attire when she finally realizes she’s a middle-aged mom. Not holding my breathe, though.
Oh my | October 5, 2009 at 4:49 pm
I would nail her twelve different ways, although I would finish on her titties every time.
“What is it with her always showing off way too much of her body?”
Don’t be a hater. She hasn’t gotten those titties out yet, so she is not done showing off.
“They make her look very overweight.”
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Oh, that is funny. They make her look like she has great, big titties.
“What is she close to 45? Will someone clue her in to start dressing like a lady and not a hooker. She really does look like a tranny/football player. Look at those shoulders.”
Yeah. Stay away from her.
___ | October 5, 2009 at 4:49 pm
Reminds me of Dog Chapman’s wife’s tits.
penny | October 5, 2009 at 4:51 pm
it looks like someone took the body of a woman and glued it on mariah carey’s legs upside down and backwards.
ana | October 5, 2009 at 4:51 pm
O_O wow! I must check her ass, maybe it’s deflating and going in her breasts heh.
Sport | October 5, 2009 at 4:59 pm
Notice how her husband always has to be BEHIND her, giving all he spotlight to her while he cowers like a puppy dog. Nice existence there buddy. Hope the money was worth it. He is her real life ‘mirror mirror on the wall.’
Kangaroo | October 5, 2009 at 5:03 pm
Beefy slut + push-up bra = appearance of good tits. Probably mostly nothing.
Amy | October 5, 2009 at 5:19 pm
# 26, I couldn’t agree more.
And while she has large breasts, most of it is because she’s gained at last 30 pounds in the past 10 years. She was gorgeous and far less trashy in her earlier days. I guess she’s doing what she can to stay relevant.
Amy | October 5, 2009 at 5:21 pm
#29, yeah, like that southpark episode.
hao | October 5, 2009 at 5:24 pm
I think she is too big on top. she has no talent. and needs to get a breast reduction. she getting old too.
gink | October 5, 2009 at 5:27 pm
Still hot
Learn How To Sell Porn | October 5, 2009 at 5:30 pm
I would like to spooge all over those monsters! And then kick her out.
dogface | October 5, 2009 at 5:50 pm
“Turn em loose!!!!”
sharon H | October 5, 2009 at 5:59 pm
I don’t think her dress is short enough or tight enough.
straight girl | October 5, 2009 at 6:01 pm
she looks fantastic you idiots. insanely jealous of her tits.
I know why | October 5, 2009 at 6:16 pm
This is her attempt at making her waistline look smaller.
Turd the third | October 5, 2009 at 6:38 pm
She looks like a “well past the primo” piece of past pussy, with fatty tits and a double chin. Put a license plate on the bitch and tell her to put on some JS mom pants and a bra
JEF | October 5, 2009 at 6:39 pm
I’D HIT IT!
Alli Watermelon | October 5, 2009 at 6:50 pm
Okay, it’s one thing to have gigantic breasts because of genetics. It’s another to have gigantic breasts due to a breast augmentation. Why would anyone pay tits like that? It’s…nasty and in no way attractive.
panda | October 5, 2009 at 7:27 pm
I heard she was pregnant. If so, can you imagine how big they’ll get when the milk comes in, Holy Cow!!
Trashy | October 5, 2009 at 7:31 pm
I think I have yet to see a picture of Mariah Carey where she didn’t just ooze trashiness. These pics are no exception.
So she has big boobs… great. Most chubby women do. Her face bugs me.
Racer X | October 5, 2009 at 7:34 pm
I’d hit that with no condom.
/tig ol’ bitties!!
Sweekes | October 5, 2009 at 7:39 pm
Beefmaster 2009
krazykat314 | October 5, 2009 at 7:45 pm
Just one of her gigantic teats is twice the size of Nick’s head