Mariah Carey’s breasts are getting out of control

October 5th, 2009 // 88 Comments

Mariah Carey attended the New York Film Festival screening of her new movie Precious, and her breasts are getting way out of hand. Somewhere over the past few months they passed the fine line between huge and hefty waitress at a truck stop diner. But the important thing is we’re aware now so somebody can have the Jaws of Life ready when Nick Cannon gets trapped inside. Granted, he’ll suffocate almost immediately, but at least his poor mother will get to see his body at the funeral. We got your back, Nick.

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  1. frank

    and to think, back in the day i wanted to do terrible things to those breasts. now, they’re terrifying.

  2. kris

    Man O Man I sure would like to see those with no shirt on, I mean her shirt!

  3. ha

    nah fuck that, if i was Cannon, i wouldve taken her to the bathroom during that film festival, hiked up that dress and fucked her right then and there

  4. nah fuck that, if I was Cannon i wouldve taken her to the bathroom during that film festival, hiked up that dress and fucked her right then and there…….FURIOUSLY

  5. nicky

    wow each boob is better than her face

  6. ChefBoyArDee

    Mama Mia…those are some mighty huge MEAT BALLS. Drop Mariah in tub full of spaghetti and sauce and I’ll have dinner for a month.

  7. kris

    ME TOO!!!!!~

  8. Randal

    It’s so great to see Mariah back in the front of the industry, smiling, dancing and singing the new songs from her mega hit album. This star has been a musical sensation since bursting out onto the scene in her teens and still continues writing one hit after the other.

    Randal

  9. CakeSnifferer

    Ugh…headed straight for Aretha Franklin territory. Except for the talent, of course.

  10. Did anyone else notice her man-hands?

  11. Did anyone else notice her man-hands?

  12. John

    She is so freaking YUMMY. I would do so many nasty things to her….. those tits are like paradise.

  13. Me, baby, me

    She tops my list of “celebrities I want to see die” in 2010!

  14. This is Mary Carey right?

  15. Irene Barcelo

    What is it with her always showing off way too much of her body?

  16. Oliver Chester The Molester Lester

    Smothered by those twins. Nick Cannon’s dream death.

  17. Randal(l)

    Damn, this broad has some serious titties. Call me old fashioned, but i would totally drop a load on her ridiculously large tatters.

    Randal(l)

  18. The Gorgeous One

    I’m thinking someone might be pregnant.

  19. mel

    They make her look very overweight.

  20. Renee

    What is she close to 45? Will someone clue her in to start dressing like a lady and not a hooker. She really does look like a tranny/football player. Look at those shoulders.

  21. Kim

    She clearly looks 3 months pregnant. That’s not fat – that’s baby building a pool and getting the milk ready.

  22. Max Planck

    Bovine lactation.

  23. Pernacchia

    Randal,

    Get a job at a greeting card company.

    You could make money writing this shit.

  24. missywissy

    She’s georgeous. She looks the same age she did when she began her career, only with gigantic tatas. I agree, she’s like Britney and needs a stylist. I love how she’s wearing her hair now. It’s really becoming on her. All you people bitching about her tits … you all just have to complain about something! I can’t believe people are complaining that they look too big. I feel like I’m listening to an episode of Queer eye for the Straight Guy.

  25. Sport

    Sadly she hasnt been attractive in 10 years.
    The tits are only expanding to match her waistline.

    Randal – dude, she has been as irrelevant as you for a decade buddy. Your faggy little posts are getting old. You sound like such an ass kiss even though these fucktards dont read the site.

  26. Max Planck

    Everybody’s a “singer.”

    I liked it better when music was made by musicians and corporations made junk food.

    Now corporations make junk music.

  27. Maria

    She’s definitely knocked up. Maybe she’ll she’ll change her teen-age attire when she finally realizes she’s a middle-aged mom. Not holding my breathe, though.

  28. Oh my

    I would nail her twelve different ways, although I would finish on her titties every time.

    “What is it with her always showing off way too much of her body?”

    Don’t be a hater. She hasn’t gotten those titties out yet, so she is not done showing off.

    “They make her look very overweight.”

    Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
    Oh, that is funny. They make her look like she has great, big titties.

    “What is she close to 45? Will someone clue her in to start dressing like a lady and not a hooker. She really does look like a tranny/football player. Look at those shoulders.”

    Yeah. Stay away from her.

  29. ___

    Reminds me of Dog Chapman’s wife’s tits.

  30. penny

    it looks like someone took the body of a woman and glued it on mariah carey’s legs upside down and backwards.

  31. ana

    O_O wow! I must check her ass, maybe it’s deflating and going in her breasts heh.

  32. Sport

    Notice how her husband always has to be BEHIND her, giving all he spotlight to her while he cowers like a puppy dog. Nice existence there buddy. Hope the money was worth it. He is her real life ‘mirror mirror on the wall.’

  33. Kangaroo

    Beefy slut + push-up bra = appearance of good tits. Probably mostly nothing.

  34. Amy

    # 26, I couldn’t agree more.

    And while she has large breasts, most of it is because she’s gained at last 30 pounds in the past 10 years. She was gorgeous and far less trashy in her earlier days. I guess she’s doing what she can to stay relevant.

  35. Amy

    #29, yeah, like that southpark episode.

  36. hao

    I think she is too big on top. she has no talent. and needs to get a breast reduction. she getting old too.

  37. I would like to spooge all over those monsters! And then kick her out.

  38. dogface

    “Turn em loose!!!!”

  39. sharon H

    I don’t think her dress is short enough or tight enough.

  40. straight girl

    she looks fantastic you idiots. insanely jealous of her tits.

  41. I know why

    This is her attempt at making her waistline look smaller.

  42. She looks like a “well past the primo” piece of past pussy, with fatty tits and a double chin. Put a license plate on the bitch and tell her to put on some JS mom pants and a bra

  43. JEF

    I’D HIT IT!

  44. Okay, it’s one thing to have gigantic breasts because of genetics. It’s another to have gigantic breasts due to a breast augmentation. Why would anyone pay tits like that? It’s…nasty and in no way attractive.

  45. panda

    I heard she was pregnant. If so, can you imagine how big they’ll get when the milk comes in, Holy Cow!!

  46. Trashy

    I think I have yet to see a picture of Mariah Carey where she didn’t just ooze trashiness. These pics are no exception.

    So she has big boobs… great. Most chubby women do. Her face bugs me.

  47. Racer X

    I’d hit that with no condom.

    /tig ol’ bitties!!

  48. Sweekes

    Beefmaster 2009

  49. krazykat314

    Just one of her gigantic teats is twice the size of Nick’s head

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