Mariah Carey thinks people want to look at her

September 28th, 2007 // 87 Comments
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Comments (87)

  1. notapc | September 28, 2007 at 2:59 pm

    FRIST?

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  2. rockdust | September 28, 2007 at 3:01 pm

    Alright, I won’t watch her pee, I’ll just stick her head in the toilet when she’s finished… and after I’ve shit in it as well.

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  3. big | September 28, 2007 at 3:01 pm

    Nice big rack

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  4. Uncle Eccoli | September 28, 2007 at 3:04 pm

    Mariah Carey is WRONG.

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  5. flavio | September 28, 2007 at 3:05 pm

    damn… she´s so freaking hot. I´d love to f*** this glorious ass.

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  6. notapc | September 28, 2007 at 3:05 pm

    She puts the chew in voluptuous… oh yeah.

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  7. Oops, i crapped my pants! | September 28, 2007 at 3:06 pm

    Speaking of bat shit nuts, how is Mariah’s life not more closely paralleling Britney Spears?

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  8. FRIST!!! | September 28, 2007 at 3:07 pm

    WTC, don’t they have doors on the stalls there? What kind of ghetto-assed bathrooms they got over there????

    Oh, that’s right, it was VH1

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  9. umawwi | September 28, 2007 at 3:07 pm

    She might be a total nut case, stupid as hell, and an ego maniac, but she is HOT (even though she’s old) and can SING.

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  10. Wedaneus | September 28, 2007 at 3:08 pm

    *feels like doing something violent*

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  11. googookachoo | September 28, 2007 at 3:10 pm

    Damn, she’s really sucking her stomach in.

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  12. notapc | September 28, 2007 at 3:12 pm

    Better handlers, #7. And they gotta be enjoying every second of handling it…..

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  13. JagedNS | September 28, 2007 at 3:13 pm

    suuure the girl got chops but she seems like one of the most egocentric people going.

    It’s funny to see how certain people act/think they should act once they reach a certain level of celebrity/notoriety i.e Mariah, Lindsay, Michael Jackson, Britney. It’s almost like they believe reality is suspended for them. It must be quite the surreal existance.

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  14. Jaffo | September 28, 2007 at 3:17 pm

    Maria is hot. Get over it…

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  15. Taylor | September 28, 2007 at 3:18 pm

    *QUEEF

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  16. free Hillary | September 28, 2007 at 3:20 pm

    Mariah has mastered the Timex styling award, keeps a licking-ticking.

    Come on lady change the hair at least once a decade eh?

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  17. trinity | September 28, 2007 at 3:22 pm

    awww, how cute and naive of her bodyguards… they actually still think people care about her…its’s not fair, someone should really filll them in.

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  18. Matthew | September 28, 2007 at 3:23 pm

    Mariah is hot and a future wife for me her breast is Fannnnnnnnnnnnnn-tiasic

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  19. joLIE | September 28, 2007 at 3:25 pm

    I’d rather watch her pee than watch her eat.
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  20. M | September 28, 2007 at 3:29 pm

    Maybe if she wore more appropriate clothes she wouldn’t have to spend all of her time sucking in her gut. Just a thought.

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  21. Brandy | September 28, 2007 at 3:31 pm

    maybe its because she is actually a dude and does not want anyone to see her peeing standing up?!!??!?!?!

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  22. stupidtalk | September 28, 2007 at 3:36 pm

    she was a one eyed one horned flyin purple people eater. la la la la la.

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  23. MrSemprini | September 28, 2007 at 3:37 pm

    Urination of idiots…

    HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA

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  24. MrSemprini | September 28, 2007 at 3:38 pm

    I don’t want to see her pee… but, I’d pay a dollar to watch her poop. Not what comes out, you perv, but her facial expressions.

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  25. veggi | September 28, 2007 at 3:42 pm

    23- hahaha! It took me 7 minutes to get it, but I got it, nonetheless.

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  26. justplainconfused | September 28, 2007 at 3:47 pm

    Ok, I admit I’m not the sharpest knife in the drawer, but I fail to see the brilliance of her logic. She doesn’t want other women to watch her pee, but she’s ok bringing in her (I assume) male bodyguards for crowd control???? Did this woman ever go to gym class? It sounds more like she wanted attention than cared who saw her.

    On the plus side, it’s 2 hours till happy hour. Cheers!

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  27. FRIST!!! | September 28, 2007 at 3:48 pm

    Her dress is purple.

    I’m so fucking bored, the one day I’m not up to my eyeballs in paperwork and this is the crap I get??? NEW POST PLEASE.

    Oh…nevermind I’m off in 10.

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  28. IfDitaSaid | September 28, 2007 at 3:49 pm

    IF Dita Von Teese told me to pee on Mariah then I would, bodyguards or not. Why not post some more Dita pic’s. I know this has nothing to do with Mariah. Looking at Mariah pics makes me want to look at Dita pics. Go figure!

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  29. ssdd | September 28, 2007 at 3:55 pm

    Especially pic 6 ..*shudders*.. what a fucking butterface.
    Tits or no tits..this whore is a dog and a pyscho on top of that. …and it appears that she is getting a case of the wonkey eye.

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  30. hollyj | September 28, 2007 at 3:56 pm

    If she sucks in her gut any harder, she’s going to give herself a cerebral aneurysm. I hate when average women try to be sexy, esp in nonflattering clothes.

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  31. havoc | September 28, 2007 at 4:06 pm

    “HEY MARIAH! HOW ABOUT A COURTESY FLUSH?!?!?”

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  32. Shallow Val | September 28, 2007 at 4:07 pm

    If I knew Mariah Carey was close by, I would purposely NOT look at her because of who she is. I don’t give attention whores what they want, which by the way, is attention. Fucking big headed boobie-monster. She looks like a frying pan.

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  33. robbyrob | September 28, 2007 at 4:14 pm

    this chick is crazy but man is she fine!! i would take her craziness any day!

    http://www.spymac.com/details/?2244215

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  34. antoine | September 28, 2007 at 4:16 pm

    Maybe that’s just Mariah’s way of saying “I’m getting ready to drop the biggest terd you have ever seen. If I were you I would get out of the bathroom right now!

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  35. leatherdaddy | September 28, 2007 at 4:16 pm

    nice. this old lady is useful as herpes.

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  36. sad | September 28, 2007 at 4:25 pm

    i wish i was pretty and rich :(

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  37. Dar | September 28, 2007 at 4:28 pm

    #36: It’s okay. 0 out of 2 ain’t bad.

    Oh, wait. Yes, it is… That sucks!

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  38. LayDeeBug | September 28, 2007 at 4:35 pm

    Fat retarded mongoloid moon-faced cow. She looks like a melon. WILSONNNNN!

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  39. John-o | September 28, 2007 at 4:36 pm

    That is one skanky ho, and when I say “one” I’m not counting the other skanky ho that “Pariah” scarfed for lunch and is now digesting in her stomach.

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  40. ken | September 28, 2007 at 4:45 pm

    i want to look at her…..that’s what i just got caught doing right now…looking at mariah carey…..why is that i feel like i got caught anyway?….something must be wrong here…i just can’t put a finger on it. hmmmm

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  41. KamUK | September 28, 2007 at 4:48 pm

    Go easy on the orange tan Mariah.

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  42. Hecubus | September 28, 2007 at 4:54 pm

    Anyone who thinks this bitch is ‘hot’ needs to have their eyes checked and their cock amputated. She looks like Andrew Lloyd Weber spraypainted orange.

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  43. BunnyButt | September 28, 2007 at 4:59 pm

    Awww. Poor, stupid thing keeps getting her hands tangled in her hair.

    @18, Which breast (since you seem to like only one)?

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  44. shadabo | September 28, 2007 at 5:01 pm

    UGH! She looks like a glow worm! (doll from the 80′s) – maybe if we squeeze her tummy her face will glow.

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  45. eXtasyStef | September 28, 2007 at 5:04 pm

    At least they got to LISTEN to her pee. I’m surprised there aren’t cell phone ringtones of it yet.

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  46. I hate celebrities | September 28, 2007 at 5:08 pm

    How could they watch her pee? Last time I was in a girls bathroom (today)stalls still have DOORS.

    Wait what is wrong with me I can’t believe I forgot that Mariah is a tranny and in L.A. they have special tranny bathrooms(no offense T.T.) where all sausage packing ladies can whip out their penises in a sparkling, spectacular, stage worthy sequin covered bathroom and watch each other pee into urinals that play Cher’s greatest hits!

    So why was Mariah so shy about letting Cameron Diaz and Fergie see her big malatto penis I mean they have big wangs too… wait… Cameron and Fergie were the two ladies the bodyguards tried to remove right? I mean who else would be in a hollywood tranny toilet trying to get a look at Mariah’s tinkling dinkling?

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  47. jacknasty | September 28, 2007 at 5:14 pm

    well, at least she found a dress that fits her for once! This is like the first time since 1999 that I thought she looked attractive.

    She’s insane though

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  48. Heidi | September 28, 2007 at 5:17 pm

    um what are yall doing here she is FAAAAAAT come back and make fun of me I Neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed
    ATTENTION.

    xoxoxoxox

    Heidi

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  49. Zing! | September 28, 2007 at 5:28 pm

    In Mariah’s case it would be “puss” instead of “pee”, because that is the only thing that would come out of Mariah’s cooter. Oh, that and “A nice yeasty bread pudding”.

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  50. JagedNS | September 28, 2007 at 5:34 pm

    @25 hehehe at least you’re honest.

    urination……hehehe

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