Mariah Carey shows off her beaver

March 29th, 2006 // 127 Comments
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NOTE: I have no idea where or when these pictures are from. For all I know they were taken eight years ago and Photoshopped, though if it was Photoshop I’d assume they would have made the picture more exciting. I dunno, maybe throw in a pirate in the background or something.

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  1. ob1

    AWWWHH, I’m so glad I could bring two losers such as Jacq and Italian Stallion together. “I heart you”, give me a fucking break. Jacq, you need to get your fat ass from behind your computer, wobble your fat ass outside and interact with a human being once and a while.

    I can assure you, Italian Horse’s Ass is a close to a Stallion as Jacq is to actually getting laid and I’m not referring to your lame attempts at cybersex. Believe me I know, don’t I WOP.

    Hey Italian, make sure when your beating off to one of your unoriginal jokes not to be too loud. We wouldn’t want Mommy catching you again.

  2. juicylips

    #29 too funny!

  3. TheSolution

    I only see pink sheer panties and you can see her pubes through it. Whats the big deal about that?

  4. OhHowCynical

    Is she for real? Is she trying to be the fat version of Paris Hilton? I mean c’mon, it seems the older she gets, the more desperate she becomes. I wish she would just emphasize on her incredible voice and teach the wannabes how it’s done instead of acting like an ass.

  5. imabeeatch

    That bitch is so fat you would have to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot to fuck her.

  6. Her beaver is looking for Mr. Cleaver.

    LOL!

  7. Oh… Mariah… buy my index?

  8. dave'soriginalrecipe

    any time I can get in a good fat joke, I’m all about it…but she’s hot as fuck~ I’m not even into like ‘thick’ chicks… an shes still bangin. am I delusional? Is this confirmation of a mysterious “MariahPower” ???

  9. dave'soriginalrecipe

    any time I can get in a good fat joke, I’m all about it…but she’s hot as fuck~ I’m not even into like ‘thick’ chicks… an shes still bangin. am I delusional? Is this confirmation of a mysterious “MariahPower” ???

  10. ptprez

    Sure I’d hit that…but she’s turned into a slump-buster…I’m worried about the poor bastard who wipes the car seat after her.

  11. Bean

    “You and I must make a patch…we must bring clean shaven back…Where ther is waxing…I’ll be bare….ooooo…Just look over my huge knees, yeaaaah…”

  12. kitty_kat

    #28- You are forgetting something. Unlike many of the “singers” out there these days, Mariah Carey has talent. Bad dressing and no panties aside, it is a fact.

  13. QOTD

    OMG! I think I’ve gone blind. Help me please. I think I saw some teeth in that sucker…

  14. Pikachelsea

    #33 – Oh great, the requisite chubby defender to the rescue. News flash: not every thin girl in existence is anorexic, although I’m sure you want to think they are because you’re convinced it’s impossible for anyone to naturally not resemble a beached whale.

    While Mariah obviously is not 300 pounds, that dress is not flattering on her and she needs to cover up her thunder thighs.

  15. Pikachelsea

    #33 – Oh great, the requisite chubby defender to the rescue. News flash: not every thin girl in existence is anorexic, although I’m sure you want to think they are because you’re convinced it’s impossible for anyone to naturally not resemble a beached whale.

    While Mariah obviously is not 300 pounds, that dress is not flattering on her and she needs to cover up her thunder thighs.

  16. MizScarlett

    As to Tha Thighs, while Mimi’s put on a few, to be sure, even the Olsen Twins’ thighs would look hock-like shot from that angle. Meem’s torso really doesn’t look all that fat – as my Mammy would say, she jus’ a Big-Ass Girl (which is also, I believe, the title of her next CD).

    As to “Naw, it’s just her panties!” – in all my years of panty-wearing and purchasing, I’ve yet to find any with a pubic hair motif.

  17. senin

    I guess this means she is not a natural blonde????

  18. QOTD

    Hey Ms. Houston, I think we found your missing teeth!

  19. her legs make her look like a stonehenge monument

  20. Mackie MacSpeed

    I’d hit it.

  21. Mackie MacSpeed

    I’d hit it.

  22. SilverBaked

    whore!

  23. Not only is that shopped…it’s MINE! I told that crazy witch to tell her people to stop releasing those, and she said I could never afford to outlast her in court. If you thinks that’s scary, you have hace seen them BEFORE with the real thing. Even scarier, ALL of you guys complaining above wouldn’t turn it down, and a water buffalo could have been grazing in that thing.

  24. beyond8

    I’m sure that the pictures are current and she probably does not have on any panties. That cheap pear faced heffa will do anything for attention. She has talent and should let that speak for itself. But Ms. Mariah Scarey has to always stay in the spot light. Go head girl, go head get down!

  25. DtruesonNYpalmsprings

    Mariah has alllllll my love and devotion. In my opinion all that exists was only brought about so that she could be born. She is the most beautiful talented sexy diva on the planet. The rest of us are nothing in comparison. GO Mariah… I love you, Your beautiful. Dave Trueson PS CA U R FINE

  26. GB

    this pic is ridiculous. that’s not even where a girl’s vagina starts. rofl. anyone who thinks this is real is a virgin or hasn’t had sex over 75,732,245,720 times (I can only speak for myself).

    why even post this, just for views and pay per clix?

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