Mariah Carey shows off her beaver

March 29th, 2006 // 127 Comments

NOTE: I have no idea where or when these pictures are from. For all I know they were taken eight years ago and Photoshopped, though if it was Photoshop I’d assume they would have made the picture more exciting. I dunno, maybe throw in a pirate in the background or something.


  1. gammanormids


  2. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    Photoshopped – if they were trying to draw a peace sign on her panties. Real – if her pubic hair is against the war in Iraq.

  3. Anybody seen my cufflink?

  4. Fisher55

    omg, i just threw up in my mouth a little bit. has nobody informed her she’s really fat yet?

  5. JerseyGirl

    I love Mariah and all, but for god’s sake she’s 36, put some panties on!

  6. ESQ

    Well we all can see unfortunately that she has a “landing strip” GROSS! That was one piece of information I could do without.

  7. derekd

    Ok I know she’s an annoying broad but if any heterosexual man would say he wouldn’t fuck her has some sexual identity issues. I would definately dig that pig(with a sock in her mouth). It probably is photoshopped.

    Hey SUPERFICIAL! Whatever happened to those hi-def pics you used to post all the time?

  8. Fisher55

    those legs look like gigantic sides of ham

  9. Fisher55

    ham gams

  10. Grphdesi23

    Doesn’t she realize that the role in Basic Instinct was given to Sharon Stone?


  12. Grphdesi23

    Mariah likes to show her beaver as much as Whitney likes to do crack.

    Beaver. Crack. Same thing.

  13. bloggingandslogging

    “Mommy, the mean man at the Superficial made me look at Mariah’s knee fat…”

  14. I love the Superficial. Look at that mess of a woman.

    You know nip slips come a dime a dozen. but pussy slips…. well, they’re priceless.

    And the previous comment is right, that is a FAT knee.

  15. ob1

    Is that pubic hair or a burn mark from all that friction between those thighs, damn!! Her knees look like asscheeks.

  16. bloodyvictim

    I think the beaver is being eaten alive by two obese Manatees… which is a good thing since, you know, the Manatees are close to extinction from getting sliced by boat propellors… Thanks to Mariah for helping to save an endangered species… heyyyyyy, WAIT a minute!

  17. BarbadoSlim


    I was expecting a picture of an actual beaver, Mariah schmeraia.

  18. superman5150


  19. krisdylee

    Gaaaahhh, my eyes… Mariah’s muff and giganto-knees, I think I’m taking a percoset and going to bed….

  20. gogoboots

    Great now I need to burn and gouge my eyes out, ICK!

  21. ob1

    #19 the correct spelling is P-E-R-C-O-C-E-T and you shouldn’t waste them by taking them before bed.

  22. BadassFred

    Why do people think it’s a good idea to not wear underwear with skirts and dresses?

  23. Jay from the Bay

    She’s so fat. What’s that black smear on her pubic mound? Soy Sauce? BBQ Sauce? Mold? (*dry heaving*)

  24. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    Why does everyone keep throwing up in their mouth a little bit rather than on their keyboards causing a short circuit and impairing them from typing those words ever again? Just wondering…

  25. Italian Stallion

    Does anyone see my key’s?
    No, well if someone finds them, could you do me a favor and drive my truck out.
    I really don’t want the paint to rust……

  26. miadm2002

    All you see is her panties. Grow up already!!!

  27. billabong021

    meh, id hit that.

  28. Thats just not classy. Lets see….she’s EXTREMLY demanding, spoiled as hell, not classy at all, and not that attractive. What does she have going for her? Oh ya…money.

  29. weebles wobble but hey won’t fall down…

  30. rivercmb

    I finally been where many have been before.

    Why do I feel like I just drove through Pittsburgh?

  31. Grphdesi23

    Can you hate bush and love beaver?

  32. Grphdesi23

    For all you environmentalists out there, I have something for ya.

    Eat a beaver. Save a tree.

  33. Libraesque

    To all you haters SHE IS NOT FAT. Have someone take a picture of you at that weird angle and see what you look like. She is all woman, not like these freak anorexic skeletore creatures you see in the mags. But if you have a small dick like most of you who couldn’t handle Mariah, I guess you don’t mind ratteling around in bed with a bag of bones

  34. Sheva

    Yeah I love Mariah the way she is now, especially since she got the bigger improved implants to go with the new her.

    And when I speak to her she always responds like I want.


    That’s a good girl. Come on back now.

  35. HughJorganthethird

    Holy snapper batman!

  36. lomies

    that’s not funny dude …

    and why does she have that drunk smirk plastered on her face in every picture she’s taking in the last 5 years?

  37. downshine

    couldn’t see the beaver as her thunder thighs were obscuring everything from view

  38. Really people, come on now! Stop making fun of her and lets start taking donations to buy her some underwear!

  39. pamalamadingdong

    she may not be an absolute fattie, but her thighs look like they’re going to penetrate my computer screen. If you look closely at the left knee on the first pic (cause i tried my best not to examine the dried prune of a box), it looks like a human face is trying to escape from the knee cap.

    Hey, i don’t have alot of time on my hands at work… you do

  40. Jay from the Bay

    #33 Calm down. People are just having fun with a very unflattering photo. You’re on the Superficial’s blog, not ABC’s “The Bachelor” message board where people have themselves convinced the bachelor and bachelorettes are their personal friends. Chill before you give yourself a stroke (and I don’t mean the good kind).

  41. whackjob

    You know, if you close your fist, and make an “O”, and hold it over the screen over the photo of her obscenly grotesque knees it looks just like her big ass crack!

    wait….what the hell is wrong with me??


  42. bafongu

    … PoPoZau… PoPoZau… My bet says that thing looks like a baseball glove…

  43. Libraesque

    #39 I can’t calm down! I LOVE MARIAH, I’d love to love her silly right now, and with all this talk I’m gonna have to go in the bathroom and give myself a stroke

  44. whackjob

    pamalama, i just now caught your post and snotted myself. Ya hafta tilt your head to the right a little, but it looks a lot like the Scream dude (E. Munch)!

  45. krisdylee

    hey ob1 #21, thanks.. did i type perkosett? I meant to type fuck you

  46. RainMaker

    Anyone else shocked by the HUGE FOREHEAD!

  47. Zed

    Oh great. Now I’m going to need therapy again. Thanks Superficial.

  48. heifferzzz

    odd angle. photoshopped. all of you guys know you’d hit that.

  49. Libraesque

    Exactly #48 thank you, we know a hot piece when we see it, not like those saggy/no tittie flap ass anorexic marykatelindseykieranatalie lollipop heads

  50. blackfrancis

    Hey a free peek is a free peek.

    18 to 80 blind, deaf or crazy.

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