NOTE: I have no idea where or when these pictures are from. For all I know they were taken eight years ago and Photoshopped, though if it was Photoshop I’d assume they would have made the picture more exciting. I dunno, maybe throw in a pirate in the background or something.
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Courteney Cox's Shocking Confession About Her Sex Life – Huffington Post |
 Why Was This Celebrity Booed Off This Hit TV Show? – Fox News | |
| 50 Most Scandalous Cheerleaders in Sports History – Bleacher Report | |
| Skinny Star in a Bikini Talks About Being Anorexic – Evil Beet Gossip | |
| Sasha Grey keeps doing it for the kids. – TMZ | |
| Kate Middleton Steps Out On Her Own – Lainey Gossip |
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Adam Levine Signs 'Glee' Guy to New Label, Poses For Terry Richardson (PHOTOS) |
Relationship Expert on Halle Berry's Reported Move: It's About Being Selfless, Not Selfish (PHOTOS) |
Camila Alves Flashes Engagement Ring, Talks Wedding Plans (PHOTOS) |
'Madly in Love' Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Hang Tight in Los Angeles |
Lady Gaga's Tattooed 'Born This Way' Costar Reveals 'Top Secret' Project with Singer |
Lindsay Lohan's Platinum Blonde Locks: Yay or Nay? (PHOTOS) |
gammanormids | March 29, 2006 at 4:34 pm
Ewwww….!
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | March 29, 2006 at 4:35 pm
Photoshopped – if they were trying to draw a peace sign on her panties. Real – if her pubic hair is against the war in Iraq.
PENIS! VAGINA!
Spindoc | March 29, 2006 at 4:36 pm
Anybody seen my cufflink?
Fisher55 | March 29, 2006 at 4:40 pm
omg, i just threw up in my mouth a little bit. has nobody informed her she’s really fat yet?
JerseyGirl | March 29, 2006 at 4:43 pm
I love Mariah and all, but for god’s sake she’s 36, put some panties on!
ESQ | March 29, 2006 at 4:45 pm
Well we all can see unfortunately that she has a “landing strip” GROSS! That was one piece of information I could do without.
derekd | March 29, 2006 at 4:47 pm
Ok I know she’s an annoying broad but if any heterosexual man would say he wouldn’t fuck her has some sexual identity issues. I would definately dig that pig(with a sock in her mouth). It probably is photoshopped.
Hey SUPERFICIAL! Whatever happened to those hi-def pics you used to post all the time?
Fisher55 | March 29, 2006 at 4:48 pm
those legs look like gigantic sides of ham
Fisher55 | March 29, 2006 at 4:48 pm
ham gams
Grphdesi23 | March 29, 2006 at 4:48 pm
Doesn’t she realize that the role in Basic Instinct was given to Sharon Stone?
Derek Hail | March 29, 2006 at 4:48 pm
I HAVE BEEN DUPED!
Grphdesi23 | March 29, 2006 at 4:49 pm
Mariah likes to show her beaver as much as Whitney likes to do crack.
Beaver. Crack. Same thing.
bloggingandslogging | March 29, 2006 at 4:49 pm
“Mommy, the mean man at the Superficial made me look at Mariah’s knee fat…”
MeganHarris | March 29, 2006 at 4:56 pm
I love the Superficial. Look at that mess of a woman.
You know nip slips come a dime a dozen. but pussy slips…. well, they’re priceless.
And the previous comment is right, that is a FAT knee.
ob1 | March 29, 2006 at 4:57 pm
Is that pubic hair or a burn mark from all that friction between those thighs, damn!! Her knees look like asscheeks.
bloodyvictim | March 29, 2006 at 5:01 pm
I think the beaver is being eaten alive by two obese Manatees… which is a good thing since, you know, the Manatees are close to extinction from getting sliced by boat propellors… Thanks to Mariah for helping to save an endangered species… heyyyyyy, WAIT a minute!
BarbadoSlim | March 29, 2006 at 5:03 pm
*sigh*
I was expecting a picture of an actual beaver, Mariah schmeraia.
superman5150 | March 29, 2006 at 5:07 pm
EVEN THAT IS 30 POUNDS OVERWEIGHT!!!
krisdylee | March 29, 2006 at 5:13 pm
Gaaaahhh, my eyes… Mariah’s muff and giganto-knees, I think I’m taking a percoset and going to bed….
gogoboots | March 29, 2006 at 5:18 pm
Great now I need to burn and gouge my eyes out, ICK!
ob1 | March 29, 2006 at 5:24 pm
#19 the correct spelling is P-E-R-C-O-C-E-T and you shouldn’t waste them by taking them before bed.
BadassFred | March 29, 2006 at 5:25 pm
Why do people think it’s a good idea to not wear underwear with skirts and dresses?
Jay from the Bay | March 29, 2006 at 5:28 pm
She’s so fat. What’s that black smear on her pubic mound? Soy Sauce? BBQ Sauce? Mold? (*dry heaving*)
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | March 29, 2006 at 5:28 pm
Why does everyone keep throwing up in their mouth a little bit rather than on their keyboards causing a short circuit and impairing them from typing those words ever again? Just wondering…
Italian Stallion | March 29, 2006 at 5:38 pm
Does anyone see my key’s?
No, well if someone finds them, could you do me a favor and drive my truck out.
I really don’t want the paint to rust……
miadm2002 | March 29, 2006 at 5:43 pm
All you see is her panties. Grow up already!!!
billabong021 | March 29, 2006 at 5:45 pm
meh, id hit that.
xAgonyxScenex | March 29, 2006 at 5:50 pm
Thats just not classy. Lets see….she’s EXTREMLY demanding, spoiled as hell, not classy at all, and not that attractive. What does she have going for her? Oh ya…money.
sometimesboy | March 29, 2006 at 6:03 pm
weebles wobble but hey won’t fall down…
rivercmb | March 29, 2006 at 6:08 pm
I finally been where many have been before.
Why do I feel like I just drove through Pittsburgh?
Grphdesi23 | March 29, 2006 at 6:12 pm
Can you hate bush and love beaver?
Grphdesi23 | March 29, 2006 at 6:13 pm
For all you environmentalists out there, I have something for ya.
Eat a beaver. Save a tree.
Libraesque | March 29, 2006 at 6:19 pm
To all you haters SHE IS NOT FAT. Have someone take a picture of you at that weird angle and see what you look like. She is all woman, not like these freak anorexic skeletore creatures you see in the mags. But if you have a small dick like most of you who couldn’t handle Mariah, I guess you don’t mind ratteling around in bed with a bag of bones
HATERS!!
Sheva | March 29, 2006 at 6:23 pm
Yeah I love Mariah the way she is now, especially since she got the bigger improved implants to go with the new her.
And when I speak to her she always responds like I want.
Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
That’s a good girl. Come on back now.
HughJorganthethird | March 29, 2006 at 6:24 pm
Holy snapper batman!
lomies | March 29, 2006 at 6:26 pm
that’s not funny dude …
and why does she have that drunk smirk plastered on her face in every picture she’s taking in the last 5 years?
downshine | March 29, 2006 at 6:33 pm
couldn’t see the beaver as her thunder thighs were obscuring everything from view
Retro Kitten | March 29, 2006 at 6:33 pm
Really people, come on now! Stop making fun of her and lets start taking donations to buy her some underwear!
pamalamadingdong | March 29, 2006 at 6:35 pm
she may not be an absolute fattie, but her thighs look like they’re going to penetrate my computer screen. If you look closely at the left knee on the first pic (cause i tried my best not to examine the dried prune of a box), it looks like a human face is trying to escape from the knee cap.
Hey, i don’t have alot of time on my hands at work… you do
Jay from the Bay | March 29, 2006 at 6:35 pm
#33 Calm down. People are just having fun with a very unflattering photo. You’re on the Superficial’s blog, not ABC’s “The Bachelor” message board where people have themselves convinced the bachelor and bachelorettes are their personal friends. Chill before you give yourself a stroke (and I don’t mean the good kind).
whackjob | March 29, 2006 at 6:37 pm
You know, if you close your fist, and make an “O”, and hold it over the screen over the photo of her obscenly grotesque knees it looks just like her big ass crack!
wait….what the hell is wrong with me??
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
bafongu | March 29, 2006 at 6:37 pm
… PoPoZau… PoPoZau… My bet says that thing looks like a baseball glove…
Libraesque | March 29, 2006 at 6:40 pm
#39 I can’t calm down! I LOVE MARIAH, I’d love to love her silly right now, and with all this talk I’m gonna have to go in the bathroom and give myself a stroke
whackjob | March 29, 2006 at 6:41 pm
pamalama, i just now caught your post and snotted myself. Ya hafta tilt your head to the right a little, but it looks a lot like the Scream dude (E. Munch)!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Scream
krisdylee | March 29, 2006 at 6:44 pm
hey ob1 #21, thanks.. did i type perkosett? I meant to type fuck you
RainMaker | March 29, 2006 at 6:47 pm
Anyone else shocked by the HUGE FOREHEAD!
Zed | March 29, 2006 at 6:48 pm
Oh great. Now I’m going to need therapy again. Thanks Superficial.
heifferzzz | March 29, 2006 at 7:50 pm
odd angle. photoshopped. all of you guys know you’d hit that.
Libraesque | March 29, 2006 at 7:59 pm
Exactly #48 thank you, we know a hot piece when we see it, not like those saggy/no tittie flap ass anorexic marykatelindseykieranatalie lollipop heads
blackfrancis | March 29, 2006 at 8:07 pm
Hey a free peek is a free peek.
18 to 80 blind, deaf or crazy.