Mariah Carey really knows how to dress herself

December 26th, 2006 // 11 Comments

I don’t consider myself a fashion expert, but has there ever been a time in human history (besides the moon landing) where space boots were appropriate? And what the heck is Mariah Carey wearing over her head? It looks like she made herself a jacket by gluing sleeves onto a blanket.

More of Mariah Carey looking like she was dressed by a blind child after the jump.


  1. First Yeah!!!

  2. frenchtoaststix

    OK, jrzmommy said something about how if Bootsy Collins and the Abominable Snowman had a child, this is what it would look like.

    Um, Yeti-fighting space boots, holding a candycane like a child. Some other funny shit about how she wears made-up clothes.

  3. woodhorse

    someone should replace the giant pillsbury doughboy in Ghostbusters with Mariah Carey in this outfit. She’s bigger. I wish the television screen would shake when she dances on her videos.

  4. NicotineEyePatch

    Hey, isn’t she that porn star? Mary something?

    BTW, Mariah, that isn’t supposed to be worn as a hood, dipshit, and the incognito act only leads everyone to think you are that porn star.

  5. lysistrata11

    I seriously had a dream last night that I was Mariah Carey and my husband cheated on me. Well no fucking wonder. Look at that picture. Ugh.

  6. c’mon guys! Don’t just diss her clothe like that. Freaking gosh…let her be. Like you have never worn something not so great? pchea right! guys really are superficial..well..if the shoe fits.

  7. madaboutmark

    Fucking idiot, what the hell did she do to herself?? she thinks she is so hot and she looks like crap!

    ok, thanks!

  8. madaboutmark

    #3 Dances on videos?? what fucking dancing? She can’t dance for shit, I don’t what you’re looking at!

  9. Truthseeker013

    madaboutmark, I’d say they’re located about a foot below her chin…

  10. she’s such a fat pig…please, no more pictures

  11. i can say she is a pig without the picture.

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