Mariah Carey really knows how to dress herself

December 26th, 2006 // 11 Comments
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I don’t consider myself a fashion expert, but has there ever been a time in human history (besides the moon landing) where space boots were appropriate? And what the heck is Mariah Carey wearing over her head? It looks like she made herself a jacket by gluing sleeves onto a blanket.

More of Mariah Carey looking like she was dressed by a blind child after the jump.

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Comments (11)

  1. NunoH | December 30, 2006 at 3:30 am

    First Yeah!!!

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  2. frenchtoaststix | December 30, 2006 at 9:42 am

    OK, jrzmommy said something about how if Bootsy Collins and the Abominable Snowman had a child, this is what it would look like.

    Um, Yeti-fighting space boots, holding a candycane like a child. Some other funny shit about how she wears made-up clothes.

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  3. woodhorse | December 30, 2006 at 12:03 pm

    someone should replace the giant pillsbury doughboy in Ghostbusters with Mariah Carey in this outfit. She’s bigger. I wish the television screen would shake when she dances on her videos.

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  4. NicotineEyePatch | December 30, 2006 at 2:28 pm

    Hey, isn’t she that porn star? Mary something?

    BTW, Mariah, that isn’t supposed to be worn as a hood, dipshit, and the incognito act only leads everyone to think you are that porn star.

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  5. lysistrata11 | December 30, 2006 at 7:22 pm

    I seriously had a dream last night that I was Mariah Carey and my husband cheated on me. Well no fucking wonder. Look at that picture. Ugh.

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  6. ruthio90 | December 30, 2006 at 8:11 pm

    c’mon guys! Don’t just diss her clothe like that. Freaking gosh…let her be. Like you have never worn something not so great? pchea right! OMG..you guys really are superficial..well..if the shoe fits.

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  7. madaboutmark | December 30, 2006 at 9:43 pm

    Fucking idiot, what the hell did she do to herself?? she thinks she is so hot and she looks like crap!

    ok, thanks!

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  8. madaboutmark | December 30, 2006 at 9:45 pm

    #3 Dances on videos?? what fucking dancing? She can’t dance for shit, I don’t what you’re looking at!

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  9. Truthseeker013 | December 31, 2006 at 3:13 pm

    madaboutmark, I’d say they’re located about a foot below her chin…

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  10. HollywoodSnark | March 27, 2007 at 6:33 am

    she’s such a fat pig…please, no more pictures

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  11. poker | November 6, 2007 at 11:54 am

    i can say she is a pig without the picture.

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