Mariah Carey might be a little lazy

December 8th, 2005 // 44 Comments

You know how you thought Mariah Carey was a spoiled lazy diva? Yeah, you were 100% not wrong about that at all.

A brunette assistant had to perform the task at regular intervals while the singer signed copies of her album The Emancipation of Mimi. Mariah, 35, also told fans in London

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  1. AD

    what an awful job that assistant woman has… *sob*

  2. HollyJ

    Take Mariah to the vet and have her euthanized PLEASE…then release her soda slave Holly Hunter.

  3. AD are you kidding?

    I pay women to let me put things in their mouths.

  4. El Taco Negro

    I wonder is she has to wipe her chin too and burp her after every meal?

  5. jollyrancher

    We shouldn’t make fun of her for having someone hold her straw. Thats probably how things operated at the looney bin when she lost her marbles a few years back. The nice lady in those pics was probably just making sure all her meds went down OK.

  6. ebayfan414

    This has got to be one of the most pathetic articles I’ve seen in a while. She can’t hold her own freaking drink? I wonder if someone wipes her ass for her too?

    Can you think of how easy it would be for someone to murder her? All they would need to do was put her on the couch and leave her home alone…even if she had tons of food in her fridge, she would be too lazy to get up and get some, so she’d starve to death.

  7. ebayfan414

    Oh yeah, and seriously, that woman who helps her drink has GOT to find a better job…

  8. ebayfan414

    One more thing, lol….can you imagine what happens when people ask her, “So what do you do for a living?” “Oh, I help Mariah Carey drink from a cup!”

  9. nikki

    no wonder Mariah is getting fatter and fatter. the girl doesn’t lift a finger.

    what a disgusting job. you can tell from the assistant’s awful face that there is NOTHING enjoyable about working for this cow. yech! bleh!

  10. little_miss_perfect

    You don’t get that close to Mariah w/o getting paid mucho dinero. I’ll hold her sippy cup for the amount of money that woman is making.

    And that lady does look like Holly Hunter.

  11. Linnea

    You can see that woman’s soul dying.

  12. That woman’s got it easy. J.Lo has someone who puts her shoes on for her and I’m almost certain that The Olson Twins have someone to stick a finger down their throat to assist with the vomiting process…..

  13. AD

    “J.Lo has someone who puts her shoes on for her”

    So does Mariah..

  14. “”J.Lo has someone who puts her shoes on for her”"

    “So does Mariah..”

    Yeah, but J.Lo actually wears shoes that fit, so that job’s not at hard as cramming Mariah’s foot into a Jimmy Choo that’s two sizes too small.

    Either way, if I ever get famous, I want someone to grow old for me, so I don’t have to. Is that so bad of a request?

  15. Swair

    WHY AM I NOT GETTING THE SAME SERVICE?!?! doesn’t that come with the new mobile phone i bought!?!?!

    oh yeaaa, it’s because i’m not a spoiled brat with extremely huge breasts and drawn on abs :D

  16. derekd

    I can hear her now, “THIS COFFEE IS HOT! WTF!” or “The ice has melted in my drink! Bring me a new one!” I agree she is a looney but I am sure this type of behavior is not uncommon among these diva types.

  17. andrea22

    Ok, I’ve said it before and I will say it again… not that I have a problem with ugly or fat people, it’s when they walk around like a bitch thinking they’re sexy and thin that pisses me off. I agree, this chick seriously needs to do something on her own, she is getting hella fat. Never in my life would I spoon feed another human being for a living, how degrading is that? And PS, Mariah, all the money you spent on those horrible implants, maybe you should consider some lipo and some collagen for those skinny ass monkey lips!

  18. andrea22

    Ok, I’ve said it before and I will say it again… not that I have a problem with ugly or fat people, it’s when they walk around like a bitch thinking they’re sexy and thin that pisses me off. I agree, this chick seriously needs to do something on her own, she is getting hella fat. Never in my life would I spoon feed another human being for a living, how degrading is that? And PS, Mariah, all the money you spent on those horrible implants, maybe you should consider some lipo and some collagen for those skinny ass monkey lips!

  19. Oh for the love of…why doesn’t that woman just haul off and hit her!? Look at how miserable her assistant looks. Mariah Carey is evil.

  20. alteaon

    Hee.hee…I am so special that I have someone feed me, give me fluids, put on my shoes..this is great! Quadrapelelics ( sic ) have it sooooo good !

  21. SayWhat?!

    OMFG!!!!!!!!!!

  22. sugarfree

    When will she ever realized she needs to lift a finger because she is getting fatter and fatter?? I mean she looks like a whale!!!

    Poor Mariah, she can’t lift a finger because her ridiculously enormous breasts are on the way. And she think she’s hot. Come on. She’s a cow.

  23. Mary45

    Oh boy… I keep thinking about that SNL skit with Dan Akroyd playing a rich old guy and wearing a drool bucket. That’s what Mariah needs… a diaper and a drool bucket!!

  24. bafongu

    Ohhh jeezz, skank hoe-dog monkey faced bucket of camel toed rancid oozing pus. Imagine the poor slave bitch having to lift the legs of that bulbous mass to wipe her ass and change her diaper after she shits herself cause she’s too damn lazy to go sit on freakin a toilet.

  25. skankhater

    This “thing” is quite possibly the finest example ever of eternal trailer park trash. With her money, she COULD do something about her grossly hideous appearance but you simply cannot buy class.

    I think I just threw up a little.

  26. Megan

    This woman makes my physically ill. That is so ridiculously, disgustingly appalling that it defys explanation…

  27. BoredToTears

    I bet that woman gets paid mega bucks. I can only imagine how much Mariah pays the chick who wipes her ass for her.

  28. asenath7766

    Ugly fat cow. It shouldn’t surprise me she would do this, but it just makes me hate her more. If I had her money and fame, I would hope I could manage to hold a goddamn cup and drink from it on my own. Why does money and fame do this to people?! If only Beyonce got more Grammy nominations to show her up.

  29. Sarcastikus

    Yeah, well…. my job is similar to Mariah’s assistant, except the woman I assist has MS, has had a stroke, and actually needs the help! Mariah’s success is apparently making her disabled. :(

  30. BadassFred

    Does Mariah need people to bathe her too? Is she able to wipe her own butt? Does she brush her own teeth?

  31. skankhater

    “Does she brush her own teeth?”

    No….she simply has someone toss them in the garbage and then opens a new pack of Chiclets the next day!

  32. careyanne

    I would hate myself too if I had that shitty job. I heard somewhere she has someone that holds her gum when she’s doing interviews. already CHEWED gum.

    skankhater was right, you Cannot buy class. Just look at Paris and Brittney. I’d rather be poor and ugly than be either of those idiots.

  33. I say it’s nice to see that Tracy Ullman can still finde work.

  34. Binky

    Tracey Ullman ?!? Her acting twin maybe.
    So I said to Holly. ” Holly. Honey ! Is this the best thing the agent could come up with after “The Big White” ? Elephant trainer ? Come on now. I heard Siegfried is hiring. It’s a lot easier working with the big cats and gay guys.”

  35. Suetonius

    NFL players have been bottle-fed for years. So does this make Mariah an honorary running back?

    The thought of having to bottle-feed such pampered and spoiled children makes my eyes roll back so far in my head that I can see the label on my Underoos.

  36. braindeadmonkey

    Believe it or not, I have met people on chat forums who think Mariah’s body is “perfect”, and when I commented on how fat she was, I was told to “get a life”. ROTFLMAO!!! Bwahahahahaha! OMG…for chrissake, if this woman floats on her back in the ocean and sticks one of those little plastic cocktail palm trees in her belly button, she could be mistaken for an island on satellite photos!

  37. andrea22

    Good one, braindeadmonkey!! She is an ugly fat fucking whore!

  38. Sheva

    Why be so hard on Mariah. Give her credit. She’s come a long way from the teen on Long Island who was giving out blowjobs on a bus. Yeah, it’s true.

    Now with her bad implants and exploding figure, why expend any more energy than necessary. It takes a lot of energy to give head.

  39. PandaMadness

    I will pay BIG money to see the day she’ll be booed off stage! I mean god! That woman needs a serious reality check!

  40. Vexorg

    What the…? Not only do I NOT have someone to pour my drink into my mouth for me, but I had to go get said drink all by myself! I can’t work in these conditions, someone get me my agent on the phone!

    …Sheesh. I’d pay good money to watch her on one of those “stranded on a desert island” reality shows…

  41. crabbity

    Giver her a break. She might not know how the thing works.

  42. lauraENGLAND

    WHY DONT YOUS ALL STOP BEING SO JELOUS OF MARIAH AND CRITISISING HER SERIOUSLY HAVE YOU NAT GOT ANYTHING GOOD 2 SAY ? HER VOICE IS UNREAL!!
    ~** MARIAH CAREY HAS THE VOICE OF AN ANGEL**~

  43. lauraENGLAND

    MARIAH YOU HAVE THE VOICE OF AN ANGEL

  44. All they had to do was put her on the couch and leave her alone at home … Even if she had tons of food in her refrigerator, she would be too lazy to get up and get it, so she had to starve.

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