Mariah Carey made Nick Cannon wait until they were married to have sex

November 9th, 2008 // 59 Comments

Nick Cannon is a giant sack of dumb. Apparently, he agreed not to have sex with Mariah Carey until after they were married which is unbelievably retarded. Nothing like going to your honeymoon suite to find out your wife has a penis, and you didn’t sign a pre-nup. Might as well start writing those alimony checks out to “Frank” and save yourself the rush. The Daily Mirror reports:

But Mariah says hanging on for that two months from when they met in February to when they tied the knot in the Bahamas in April was well worth it.
She adds: “It’s not that we had NO intimacy, we just didn’t have complete intimacy. It’s just me, and my feelings.
“I definitely don’t want to push it on anybody else. But we both have similar beliefs, and I just thought that it would be so much more special if we waited until after we were married. And it was, and it still is.”

Kids, listen up, not having sex before marriage is probably the stupidest idea in the history of man. That’s like not eating your last meal before going to the electric chair because you think they serve lobster tails in the afterlife. NEWSFLASH: They don’t. (But I hear there’s a Long John’s.)

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  1. alex

    If Nick Cannon was smart he would have used adultsonlylist.com to get some action before marrying Mariah

  2. momo

    To Sueme’s Buttplug (fell out) THANKS … I knew ignorant racist were still around running their mouths … :) … are you really as stupid as you seem? Maybe the US really needs to look into more affordable school fees. Yeah, my African, University Educated, Book Reading, Bilingual (do you know what that means?) self thinks you are in possession of a primative mind … but you are funny …send me your address and I’ll buy your thoughts with a Jamaican penny … fool … a funny fool … but fool all the same.

  3. The Jesus

    You don’t fuck with me!

  4. Pinkandblack80

    “Listen up kids, sex before marriage is probably the stupidest idea in the history of man.” WRONG! DEAD…WRONG! Whoever made that comment is the stupidest one for saying that. It’s not stupid, God forbids a man and a woman to have sex before marriage. I agree with Josh so it’s okay to stay virgin until marriage and Mariah and Nick did the right thing so be it. I rest my case.

  5. Master of The Obvious

    Ya know, these two seem to really like each other. That’s okay with me.

  6. Master of The Obvious

    Everybody knows butt plugs are full of shit.

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