Mariah Carey still a ridiculous human being

February 15th, 2007 // 110 Comments
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Mariah Carey was reportedly asked to travel in economy class to cut costs on her new film Tennessee, but being Mariah Carey she bought out every single economy seat on the plane and flew alone in the cabin. Common sense says if you’re gonna pay enough money to buy out every seat in economy you might as well upgrade to business class. But this is Mariah Carey we’re talking about, so common sense isn’t really an option. I hear she wipes her ass with live minks and eats her cereal with $100 bills instead of a spoon. It was on CNN or something.

In case you forgot just how insane Mariah Carey really is here’s a little reminder.


  1. imsoseriously

    YOU GOTTA MAKE IT DO WHAT IT DO BABY
    THIS IS SUCH A MARIAH MOVE ;)
    I MEAN SERIOUSLY MARIAH CAREY IN ECONOMY LMAO!! SHE HAS A G5 BEACHES!! SHE PROBABLY JUST FLEW ON THE TENNESSE PLANE LIKE THE TEAM BUS OR SOMETHING.

  2. KeiraKnightleyFan

    The biggest mystery in the universe: Which is the bigger idiot – Paris, Britney, Lindsay or Mariah? As far as sheer stupid goes, Mariah might have an edge. Especially is it were measured by weight.
    But good ole Brit’s making a game of it.

  3. jrzmommy

    96–D’oh–Greasy Boffin is when you get all oiled up and start doing the hippity-dippity with the one you love….if you catch my drift.

  4. Libraesque

    WHITEGOLD, I’m curious why you didn’t feel compelled to go on a 15 post,25 paragraphs each, rant about #41′s use of the word nigger………….or are those just reserved for me?????

  5. Naruelle

    I’m really losing respect for this girl. I liked her because she could sing, but this is ridiculous. Economy seats hurts your ass too. I don’t know they would make her fly in economy class in the first place though when she can probably own her own plane.. she’s a friggin millionair…

  6. Seamus Begonia Smell

    Write about stupid male celebrities for once, you misogynist piece of shit.

  7. nickbd

    Hahaha, But I still love her.

    She could be a little dramatic, but that’s what makes her a great diva :D

  8. nickbd

    Hahaha, I still love her.

    She’s extravagant and dramatic. That’s what makes her a DIVA!! :D

  9. ha ha….why not just upgrade to first?

  10. I LOVE YOU CALL ME 347-919-5319 MARIAH

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