Here’s Mariah Carey on a tv show in Germany, doing her part to dispel the notion that all Americans are fat and arrogant and loud. I think she’s doing this by using the cellulite in her legs to hypnotize the audience.
“You behind the camera, put it down and feed ne that baby.” I remember when she performed at a football game wearing a cheerleader outfit. She looked so ridiculous. Doesn’t she look in the morror and see what a hiddeous beat she’s become? The only difference is her attitude matches her look.
eh, I’d still go there… heard something like 90% of women over 25 have some form of cellulite… it happens…
The back of her legs look like ziploc bags full of cream cheese that were stepped on by 20 men wearing golf shoes. Or something like that.
Wow, she is really starting to resemble Vicki Lawrence circa ‘Mama’s Family’!!!
She needs new handlers..err..slaves..I mean servants..uh..oh hell, the chick needs people who won’t sit there and tell her she’s still tight and thin as she was many moons ago. Then I again I really can’t blame them for not wanting to be dunked in to cooking oil for that day’s lunch.
i just threw up a little in my mouth.
I like how she tried to get the whole world to start calling her “Mimi”, and it never took.
She looks more and more like Mary Carey everytime I see her.
someone should tell kermit his girlfriend’s on the loose…
Wow, her legs looks like a rotten sausage… blargh
Yeah, a lot of people do have cellulite, even a lot of hot celebrities. The trick is, if you have it, do your best to cover it up! You would think if she got fat she would start covering up some shit. I mean really. That is kinda gross. If you’re not going to wear clothes, you should at least give people something GOOD to look at. Being a more “zaftig” woman myself, I have a right to say so. God knows I don’t go flashing my cellulite. I don’t even want to look my own cellulite, much less the cellulite of the Mother of all Hoochies!!
I’m sure Whitney Houston could help Mariah lose some weight….
Hey Brit and Mariah could hook up and eat some chips together while K-Fed sings to them!
Whore-iah’s been fat for a while now, and it was never more evident than on the red carpet @ the Golden Globes. Her face looks like it’s about to explode… it’s all tight and shiny (botox?)
For the love of God DEVO could you stop with the long annoying stab-myself-in-the eye posts!!!!
She’s starting to look like Cojo (from Entertainment Tonight) in the face area. I don’t think she has much makeup on in the pic, but if she does then wow she looks more then bad.
She is morphing into obesity and can’t dress to save her soul.
Note to Mariah:
Drink lots of water (bloated is not considered attractive), part with some of your cash and hire a stylist (you can’t afford NOT to) and put down the twinkies and the Cheetos and go to the gym. Fat spray painted tan is still FAT.
if she would have her assistants take out the real size tags and put in a size 2 tags, then maybe she would have an idea how fat she’s getting.
untill then, she’ll keep getting huge.
maybe she’s embracing her black heritage and gaining a booty.
^^^ er, that was suppose to say ” if she would STOP having her assistants…. “
Crazy me, I always thought people liked Mariah Carey because she has a five octave vocal range and the only animal that can hit a higher note is a dolphin… not because she has a perfect body.
Whatever, i think she’s insane, dresses skankily, and has an ego problem, but at least give her credit for talent. She writes all her songs and is pushing 40, give her a break. If she’d focus on her skill and not trying to look 20 years younger her career would do better.
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