Here’s Mariah Carey on a tv show in Germany, doing her part to dispel the notion that all Americans are fat and arrogant and loud. I think she’s doing this by using the cellulite in her legs to hypnotize the audience.
Yes, send someone who’s mentally insane and self-absorbed to talk for a whole country…they should send Sean Connery, even if he;s not American, he’s still bad ass.
How does she manage to tuck it all away? I saw her about a month ago in jeans ans she looked ok…
She must have been on her period that day as she looks all puffy and fat. She needs to dress more appropriately in order to be considered:
Her period is apparently daily now. Along with her huge growing torso and thighs, now with cellulite for global audiences.
She’s really ugly!! Look at her face!!! That woman is so lazy!! She can have the same thin body that she use to have …When youre getting older, you have to move your butt! no choice!! I don’t want to see her in the morning, without the make up and the hair done!!!I think she don’t deserve all the success she got this year… she’s too crazy, selfish…i prefer her as an hasbeen!I don’t understand people who admire her!
I can not stand her!!
I’m glad she got fat and has cellulite!
It appears as though cottage cheese is on the menu today. Bon apetit everyone!!
She’s another one who’s a waste of oxygen and skin cells. She tries way too hard to be sexy.
Doesn’t it look like she’s missing a finger on her left hand? Creepy!!!!
as a german guy who watched that show i have to explain (a) no, i don’t think that all americans are fat, ugly and tacky like mariah carey and (b) in that show a german comedian asked miss carey, why she is looking like a “presswurst”. during the show they couldn’t find an english translation for that, and i guess there is none. so – unfortunately – she didn’t get it. but it’s like “stuffed sausage” in english. and that’s what she looks like. till that show, mariah is still the presswurst to me. i like that!!
Who is going to pay to have my eyes repaired? They’re still burning! They’re still burning!
This observer had the misfortune of seeing Miss Carey perform on New Year’s Eve. DEVO loves spuds; the singing, dancing and tackily dressed sack o’ potatoes appealed to my basest instincts. Oh, Bin, sweet bin!
Every country’s celebrities are de facto diplomats, altering the course of history, geopolitical currents and parliamentary procedure every time their speech causes their uvulas to undulate. This truth is even more self-evident when these individuals hold court on another country’s television system.
Miss Carey, Miss Hilton, Ms. Spears, Miss Simpson and all the other flotsam and jetsam American popular culture releases into the sea of humanity are U.S. ambassadors. In the name of all that is decent, President Bush should relocate them to The Hague.
When I was young
I thought I stood
On solid ground
Well, that proved wrong
Everything I knew was true
Just blew up in my face
remember how cabbage patch dolls had those immensely deep dimples down into the face? her thigh dimples remind me of that
On one hand she gives inspiration to other zaftig women out there, but on the other, she’s just a fat, annoying waste of space. If she could actually come off as a nice person, I would delete the latter.
She used to look hot.
In that picture, it is apparent the red marks under her thigh are from the couch she is sitting on. She looks like she just changed her seating position. Nonetheless she has gained weight in places where she shouldn’t be wearing that dress.
As attention whore as she is I think she can look good one more time. She’s starting to get up there is years so Mariah better put some hop into it.
LOL @ stuffed sausage.
She makes my penis hurt. And not in a good way. Time to scroll up to the Lisa Loeb thong shot again.
Not to defend her in ANY way, honest, but whats with the discoloration? Is it real or a bad photoshop job… (ok, ok, I know she’s a whale now, I’ve seen other pics) but this one just looks so… I dunno.. odd…
I agree with julema… once you’re in your 30’s or beyond, you need to work out every day and forego the twinkies… no exceptions!
I can hear the lace ripping on that dress from here!
What the hell is she doing in Germany? Is Hasselhoff producing/directing her next video?
Mariah, want some wine with that cheese?
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