Mariah Carey is effin’ Looney Tunes

November 14th, 2008 // 34 Comments

Mariah Carey really loves wearing lingerie. So much so, that’ll she even wear it alone by herself on Christmas, according to latest issue of Redbook:

I always get Santa lingerie, even if nobody sees it. But this year it will be appreciated!”
Stripping down for the holidays is apparently a Carey holiday tradition.
“[My girlfriends and I] go in the hot tub in our Christmas bikinis, then roll in the fresh snow and jump back in.”

While that was probably the greatest holiday story ever told, I should probably point out Mariah’s girlfriends eat Meow Mix – and there’s 25 of them.

MARIAH: Unwrap me under the tree, Nick.
NICK: I’m trying, baby, but these cats are everywhere.
MARIAH: Be nice to my girlfriends! They picked out my outfit.
NICK: Say what? Dammit, Whiskers, get off the TV!
MARIAH: Nick! What did I just tell you? Get in your cage.
NICK: Aw, man

Photos: Splash News
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  1. Looks like its going to be a droopy xmass for Nick!

  2. JM

    I sure hate the idea of a woman who is so sexually charged she wears lingerie when she’s alone. You sir, are an idiot.

  3. Dan

    D I V A, like share

  4. havoc

    Well at least that’s somewhat adultish.

    Not her usual 13 year old girl personality.

    .

  5. dork

    Nothing like a houseful of pussy on Christmas!

  6. What is loony about that? I wish she would do it all year long.

  7. Hey!

    26. Jimbo – November 11, 2008 9:54 PM

    I’m out. It was a slendid moment I will not soon forget. I with myself, Barry White in the background, a glass of Cabernet Sauvignon with the scent of fresh roses in the foreground. My sperm delicately danced into a soft and absorbent 2-ply facial tissue. I was gentle and it was my one moment in time.

    XOXO,
    Randal

    27. Randal – November 11, 2008 9:54 PM

    I’m out. It was a slendid moment I will not soon forget. I with myself, Barry White in the background, a glass of Cabernet Sauvignon with the scent of fresh roses in the foreground. My sperm delicately danced into a soft and absorbent 2-ply facial tissue. I was gentle and it was my one moment in time.

    XOXO,
    Randal

  8. Sport

    I bet she has to pay people to be her ‘friends.’
    She is a pathetic chunky waste of space.

  9. Rant

    It looks like she just waxed her mustache.

  10. Ron

    Poor desperate chubby chick with the nice voice and hard breast implants.

  11. @7 Get a life asshole, it was not me..

  12. Jackson'shole

    #8 she’s not at all chunky but she isn’t very attractive anyway

  13. Ron, they may be hard, but c’mon she was a professional cheerleader which means she as all sorts of freaky experience. On the other hand, she probably banged all the Lakers and is just a little loose, you know ‘down there’. So doing her hard tities might be the only alternative.

  14. Anonymous

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  15. I need coffee..

  16. laughinagain

    ‘…get in your cage’
    ‘aw, man…’
    Fucking hilarious

  17. Sport

    I think the feeds are down.

  18. Anyone notice how the right side of her face is sliding down a la Sloth from the Goonies?? “Chunk!! Baby Ruth!!”

  19. I still need coffee..

  20. pixie

    ha ha she’s rockin the paris hilton lazy eye

  21. pixie

    ha ha she’s rockin the paris hilton lazy eye

  22. Upornedmed

    she looks not bad anyway.
    her personal AD was found at “MatchRich.c o m__where is the club for the wealthy and the beauties!! U guys can go and have good experience there! lol~

  23. Frist second troll

    My host was up again drinking away her sorrow at the lost of her youth and impending old age. Poor pitiful old witch.

  24. jen

    !!!! <3 !!!!
    AM I RIGHT
    AM.
    I.
    RIGHT.

  25. washington

    She’s looking pretty tragic these days.

  26. Deacon Jones

    Looks like a porn cover…..
    “Carey goes crazy #12″

  27. Ted from LA

    How old is this woman? She talks and acts like a 14 year-old. She looks 50.

  28. Chauncey Gardner

    She looks like an animatronic character at Chuck E. Cheese.

  29. Vince Lombardi

    Anyone else notice how Mariah Carey is looking a little more like Mary Carey each day?

  30. PO PO ZAO

    Whatever happened to Frederick’s of Hollywood? Did she buy them out?

  31. sapphire eyes

    With all that help around her to”wipe her ass” “choose her outfits” who’s in charge of “General Ugly”?

  32. Sometimes even famous people dream of being strippers.

  33. Queen

    We spend alot of time and energy on articles and blogs saying stuff about Mariah Carey. We worry about what she wears, say and do. Its time to stop using our time and energy commenting on everything. Some comments are just plain funny and others are a little to far out there. Hush ************ Hush*************** Hush*********************.

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